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[CG] Creestab

@creestab.bsky.social
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31 He/Any Western MA Owner and Head T.O. of Conduit Gaming Platform fighters guy Doubles enjoyer Political by circumstance, not by nature

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Go off king, but also you didn't answer the question...
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Northampton mentioned
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smiling Friends season 3 feels like a portfolio demo for its creators. I mean this in a good way. Can't wait to see whats next for them.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Get his ass
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woah so you're telling me the pastor from Texas is against trans rights? Shocker
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Am I in the minority for thinking the pic on the right is more attractive? She seems much happier and comfortable
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
americamagazine.org
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
canada: "fuck you, americans!" americans: "yeah, that's fair, fuck us up"
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Probably get nuked tbh
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never forgiving Apple or Google for participating in this bullshit.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
miamiherald.com
Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/08/2026
perfect synopsis of modern Republicanism
Darline Graham: I tripped up on one question last night, regarding Taiwan. I don't speak politician. I was just honest. Of course, Taiwan is our friend. But I think people in South Carolina are more worried about boys in girls sports.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not the Hollow Point USA 💀
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the fact that a billionaire can randomly throw $100,000,000 into a campaign against taxing the rich seems like the best argument yet they can afford it
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
every day i feel like we're experiencing some kind of societal gas leak
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Proper Dave @properdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
weird AI music: (person frowning & grimacing)

Weird Al music: (person looking thoughtfully approving. With Weird Al's hair, glasses, moustache, Hawaiian shirt, and accordion Photoshopped in)
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How the fuck does Argentina keep getting away with this lol
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Could also just have forgotten to use the paint bucket tool on the leg lol
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh the reaper having a hell of a summer so far
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sure thing. Idk if you still use X but any help getting my support post noticed would be appreciated x.com/i/status/207...
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Creestab.bsky.social (@Creestab) on X
@discord_support my account has been hijacked, I tried submitting tickets on your support site and calling the phone line but there has been no progress. It was hacked on Saturday and I just got word ...
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hate having to resort to X dot com, but I feel like I'm running out of options, it's like Discord isn't even hearing me. Please help this post get some exposure if you still have a following over there. x.com/i/status/207...
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Creestab.bsky.social (@Creestab) on X
@discord_support my account has been hijacked, I tried submitting tickets on your support site and calling the phone line but there has been no progress. It was hacked on Saturday and I just got word ...
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Correct, that is someone trying to gain control of your computer
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Update: The hacker STILL has access The account is STILL sending messages Discord support STILL hasn't gotten back to me
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I just saw a SANDWICH MEAT commercial poking fun at the overuse of AI. This bubble must be about to explode lol.
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[CG] Creestab @creestab.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My Discord account was hijacked 24 hours ago and apparently it still hasn't been locked down or frozen, let alone recovered. Awesome company, very competent!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/06/2026
easily funniest goal of the tournament 1. corner flag saves ball from going out of bounds 2. surprised austrian defender full on leg tackles algerian guy 3. other algerian guy boots it into a defender’s nuts 4. algerian guy dekes out two other defenders, spectacular finish
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