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NapoleonXII

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Fuck ICE. Punching Nazis is patriotic, actually. Be like Cap. #Comics #Vinyl #Music #Poker #Games

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ceej @ceej.online · 20h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
omg. i love this version so much
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowards can just say: This is a made up controversy and my constituents are asking me about X. Y. Z. which are LIFE AND DEATH ISSUES? Why aren't you asking me about X, Y. and Z?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the alt health industry will always be right wing because its entire business model is built around destroying all regulations so it can lie to people and sell them fake cures that don't work. it is not a legitimate business of any kind
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Harriet Wheeler is a goddess and we don't deserve her. #TheSundays
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You should immediately dismiss anyone who uses "Woke 2" unironically as unserious and ridiculous.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stopped in Chicago on our way to PA. Our hotel was located across the river. Had to register my complaint with the establishment...
Middle finger extended in foreground. The Rapist-in-Chief's name emblazoned on a towering building in the background.  Taken in downtown Chicago.
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Harriet Wheeler is a goddess and we don't deserve her. #TheSundays
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let's assume for a moment that "the left" takes a "massive generational L" and AI is everywhere and we all have to use it. I think we'll all be ok because it takes like 30 seconds to learn how to use because it was designed so dumb fucking babies can use it
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Watch how fast she gets him into a fresh one after he absolutely Pollocks his kevlar diaper. F1 pit crews study tapes of her.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You think you understand life and then you watch reruns of Seinfeld and realize you can't trust your own opinion about anything
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Mr. Doctor's Spirit Halloween @mrdoctor217.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🎶 What the world needs now is l...🎶 *record scratch* "DOOM! SWEET DOOM!"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Mars Attacks Alien Woman
ALT: Mars Attacks Alien Woman
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy!
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Washington to vote whether to allow crazy people to sexually assault your daughter.
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
...this is so fucking embarrassing. 🤦‍♂️
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
America 2026: The President is being celebrated at an event where an award is given for finding out he's a kidfucker
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Henry Rollins. Full stop.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My AI has already generated a trailer *shows you 3 minutes of the most ghastly dogshit you’ve ever seen* I’m coming for you Christopher Nolan.
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Absolute CHUNE. I can hear those vocals and the baseline INSTANTLY from reading this post. Simply lovely...
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House of Reggae @houseofreggae.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Remembering Desmond Dekker who was born on this day in 1941. Recorded in JA with soul-inspired horns added in London, Desmond took this immaculate Jimmy Cliff penned song to No. 2 in the UK pop charts in the summer of 1970... youtu.be/PLFmbE6Maa8?... #reggae #reggaesky #vinyl #music #musicsky
7" of Desmond Dekker - You Can Get It If You Really Want on Trojan Records label. Released in 1970. Produced by Leslie Kong and John Kelly.
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leslieludanyi.bsky.social @leslieludanyi.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That's for sure! That's for sure! 😉😂🤣
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When someone who consistently does and says terrible things dies, it's helpful. It means that they can no longer do and say terrible things. It's a form of cleansing the world. That's a positive thing.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The U.S. Senate should not exist.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“lets see the algae try to get past this!”
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
is there a forced gay agenda in your entertainment media or is it just that the gay kids you bullied in school for being gay and artsy inevitably ended up working in the arts with a bunch of other queer people, women, and progressives while you got a job as a deep sea fisherman, terry?
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Quote with your header
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
ALT: Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
With deadpan wit and a claimed IQ of 6,000, Holly in Red Dwarf used to come out with some brilliant lines and observations.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If somebody tells you they don't believe in pronouns just call God "she" and I think they'll figure it out in a hurry.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I find it revolting to see the posts of one single nazi never mind hundreds or thousands of them. I am aware they exist without having to encounter them. I am aware there are maggots and worms writhing under a wet log in the woods too I don't need to check every day.
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NapoleonXII @crashingbore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
His policies are hurting the RIGHT people, they went on to say...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I swear, nothing upsets the people who hate you like being happy and well-adjusted. 🙂
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