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Crash Blossom

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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/10/2026
Maximilian Clark (@ThatLogicMax) on twitter: "They call him the Kool-Aid MAN. Yet, where is his penis?

He isn't a man because of his genitals. He's a MAN because all he does is punch holes in drywall.

Checkmate, transphobes."
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 02/10/2026
Who paw patrols the paw patrol?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Flan Magnussen @flan-magnussen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Average Tran Girlismo episode
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a fantastically cool project by my sister-in-law: www.kickstarter.com/projects/see...
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Urchin Dye Kit
The world's first natural dye kit made from sea urchins delivered to your door. Respond to climate chaos by creating beautiful dye.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Patrick K Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In Neverwinter nights 2 we briefly toyed with the idea that if, after the attack on west habor, the PC were to reject "the call", the game would end and you'd be treated to an end game slideshow explaining how your childhood friend Bevil (?) became the hero of Neverwinter in your stead.
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Devin Thomas O’Shea @devintoshea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
rip
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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jawanaka.bsky.social @jawanaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relevant again
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
ACARS Drama (@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com) on Mastodon:
"Air to Ground Message:

HOW DO I TELL THE OPTIMIZER I DONT WANT TO FLY THRU THE WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE

Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737-800
A: #a8864fb8fbe
F: #f94a6fd462a

#a8864fb8fbe #f94a6fd462a #acars"

Mike Sheward quotes with: '"New AI driven flight route optimization software working well so far," declares airline'
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 10/09/2026
it's crucial to develop strong associations between something and each of your friends so that you get to go through life constantly reminded of the love and joy that surrounds you. little daily reminders about how much important people in your life have shaped you and how you have shaped them.
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel a lot of people do not know that Elizabeth Holmes did not just swindle billionaires, she also lied to people about STD test results and cancer results and people are 100% dead explicitly because of her. That said, curious to see what Fielder did with the access.
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 08/09/2026
Post from Mastodon user @intransitivelie@beige.party:

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

I'm happy to give you all the information you need to reproduce these unfortunate and completely unforeseen errors yourself.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Menu (2022)
Anya Taylor Joy in The Menu, an excellent movie in which spoilers she orders a cheeseburger from a fancy chef
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is that the Joker?
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DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let’s start the week with an early release talk from DEF CON 34 - this time it’s ‘ESP32 as a counter-surveillance platform’. The humble, reasonably-priced microcontroller and an emerging group of applications, are helping democratize counter-surveillance. youtu.be/PcK-TDmzshc #defcon #defcon34
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DEF CON 34 - ESP32 as counter-surveillance platform - Cybertiger, Colonel Panic, The Wrew
YouTube video by DEFCONConference
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Most of the time when I take tryptophan I sleep really well, but 25% of the time I have bizarre dreams where the content is very normal but my body reacts like I'm having a nightmare and my heart races and excel or whatever is so very scary
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bonk, go to ye olde Jaille
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It is not "Linux", it varies depending on the distro. Linux Mint is installed in 5 minutes and installation is very easy, you just boot via USB then few screens asking for language, computer name, user, tz and optionally the partitioning:
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
median voter
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They are selling the video game Control for 4 American dollars right now.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This was a lovely talk. Cliff is massive ADHD hours but the end has some nice and inspiring thoughts.
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Cody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Funniest possible thing you could say about a story written nearly 3000 years ago.
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Men-the accursed gender
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 13/08/2026
Parkour, a sport that involves jumping over railings, rolling on the ground and scaling walls, has a reputation for being for the young. But in Singapore, an instructor is using parkour to teach seniors strength, balance and how to fall safely.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
good news i'm in the newspaper. bad news i need to talk to the editor of this headline
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cow helps his Dog pal get his stuffy and they play
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Also my @defcon.bsky.social badge has gotten pretty cool. I'm baffled by the people walking around with default patterns/no batteries installed! This is from 2-3 Humans, 2 Goons and 1 CFP.
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 08/08/2026
Here’s the thing about E33, DE, Metaphor, BG3, etc.: there is a deeply hungry market for RPGs that aren’t about high schoolers.
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Crash Blossom @crashblossom.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me: triumphantly turning on my meshtastic node and talking to random people Me three hours later: turning it off because the random people are insanely boring
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sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
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