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@laurahornshaw.bsky.social
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Michigan State. Michigan politics. Punk rock. Cats. Ships crash into rocks because of me. You know I'd do it all again You know I'd do it all again You know I'd do it all again You know I'd do it all again

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some new and interesting commercials during this MSU/Nebraska game
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sister cities but where they swap (and possibly combine) their local culinary delicacies
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We really have made the world so habitable to scammers, grifters, liars, and cheats.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My villain origin story is probably going to involve snapping after getting one too many BS political fundraising texts
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The.political fundraising texts are out of control
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Morgan Wallen music is fucking bad
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans are no longer allowed to bring up "the longest second"
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's a lot of chatter about the term "clanker" right now, but us Michiganders got to learn what a "cranker" was way back in 2014
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'Cranking' Fetishist And Ex-Michigan Republican House Candidate Caught Breaking Into Car Dealership - Jalopnik
Jordan Haskins is a former political candidate and a parolee in Michigan. He also happens to be a serial offender of a car-based fetish called “cranking.” If you weren’t aware of cranking, it’s the ac...
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
74 with low humidity is the perfect weather
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The true bluesky experience: only seeing the aftermath posts where everyone is making the same joke about something I didn't see.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's zucchini fritter season!
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Swam in all 5 Great Lakes today! Michigan was the best (warmest, least amount of rocks) followed closely by Superior (surprised by warmth, champagne toast).
Mackinaw Beach 1, Lake Michigan Brimley State Park, Lake Superior
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Tomorrow, I'm going to swim in all 5 Great Lakes.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Staying in a hotel room = ha ha! the AC is now set at 66 I will use all your electricity
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Boy am I glad that polls are closed. Good riddance to this primary.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I live in Michigan, in a district with a contested and targeted congressional district, and I can safely say that none of the candidates put much effort into trying to earn my vote. No doors, almost no lit, no texts asking for support, no reminders that today is election day, etc. Just attack ads.
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
me calling bestie: ok, so you’re not gonna believe this, but
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every time this year, I take a few moments to appreciate the fact that I no longer work in student apartments.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Don’t fly into my ear or head if you’re a moth or any bug. Don’t do that around my head.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Michigan Supreme Court did some really good work today!
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I get to experience super humidity due to corn sweat today. Lucky me.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Still can't get over the fact that my hotel said "for only $90 more per night, you can upgrade to a better view." I scoffed at that. My view:
Fucking trump tower
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I would like to give an award to the person who first put watermelon and feta together
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The delightful strangeness of talking to a person about your hometown
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Best city in the world
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Straight up delicious
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Overheard at the bar: "he's a good man. He deserves better than me."
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dude at the bar talking about pouring limoncello over lemon ice for dessert tonight, and damn I want that
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jealous of every single person who has gotten to pet an otter
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Impossible to eat ice cream in peace
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
youtu.be
If The Gov't Could Read My Mind
YouTube video by The Vandals - Topic
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Do you think the @tigers.bsky.social would give me some beer league softball batting tips?
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Watching Dazed and Confused tonight, but I've been thinking about that teacher reminding her students about rich, white slaveowners not wanting to pay taxes all year.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
'merica
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Set up one of my favorite things: patio cooler full of ice cold beer
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Michiganders should not be subjected to this kind of weather.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Speeding down the Lodge on my way to a Tigers game, blasting the Suicide Machines. As god intended.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's so awesome to cook food with herbs that you grew
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Overheard at the bar: they look like a Sugar Ray cover band
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
How dare you try to talk to me about Bitcoin!?!?!!!
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There really is no escape from people talking on speaker phone.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Me, loudly saying the oldest person thing in the world: maybe they should stop trying to be tiktok influencers and check their damn bags* (overhead completely full before I can stow my lil tote bag)
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cashier at the cheese shop: are you making a party cheese board with all this? Me: no this is just my weekend cheese.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What a good little Thursday
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Actual life hack: you’ve gotta be the person who’s bringing two people to almost everything you’re invited to unless it’s, like, a seated dinner reservation. Combine the social circles. You don’t need to make an individual catchup date with everyone you know. *That* is what is holding you back.
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Lagwagon Day! youtu.be/ImIpGwdvuqs?...
youtu.be
May 16
YouTube video by Lagwagon - Topic
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This weather is bullshit
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Too much Green Day on the XM Green Day channel
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Something like laura @laurahornshaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Lady telling us about divorcing her cheating husband: I sold all his hot rods dirt cheap
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