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key @lefttwix.com · 2h
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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Joe @joegamedev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm making a #blender add-on that lets you sculpt directly onto low poly models via the manipulation of object space surface normals under the hood
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+EthosSketches+ COMMS OPEN @ethossketches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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John @johnmustache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#sst26 29:LASER On paper, the Switchblade drone seems under-armed: 2MW laser with a 1.5 meter mirror is only dangerous to large ships at close range, but swarm-linking allows multiple drones to focus on the same target simultaneously.
A laser-armed drone stares at you
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 13h
Battlestar Galactica (1978): Promotional art by Frank Frazetta As Frank Frazetta as it gets.
Promotional art by Frank FrazettaPromotional art by Frank Frazetta in an ad
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James_R_Millar @jamesrmillar.bsky.social · 1h
Y'know, I should've put a bridge in the middle of the Torus. Or I should've misread the prompt. But I like the floaty wings, those with an inverted delta wing, instead of a torus would make for an interesting design?
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☆ N I N E S ☆ @yoseiinine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Who is this diva⁉️
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 44m
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 5h
Now you can never stop playing! The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants. Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.
Now you can never stop playing!

The PlayStation Vita comes to the Nintendo Classics App on October 2nd exclusively for the Nintendo Switch 2, and will be launching with all 3 titles that are actually worth anything, including Little Deviants.

Nintendo Switch Online Membership required to play.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/05/2024
comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 2h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1h
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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neunzehn @19ad.bsky.social · 2h
paperback instruction manual cover illustration, only a few of them were shipped during the original run, and fewer still survive today
in another life i wanted to be a mecha artistmight not be too late who knows
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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 2h
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John @johnmustache.bsky.social · 2h
#sst26 30: HOMAGE @jpv-art.bsky.social Are you out there, little Watcher? Helium and hydrogen sweating silent in the Void, clutching nuclear lances or hardened Drop Troops. Ceaseless eyes, always watching.
an infographic of a stealth deep-recon ship
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yupdown @yupdown.net · 5h
he's trying his best to give us free wifi
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The Onion @theonion.com · 1h
Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus theonion.com/nation-horrified-to-th…
Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1h
guy going into a to catch a predator bait house, knowing full well that that's what it is, just to get to the part where chris hansen says "why don't you have a seat" and then trying to steal one of the chairs and walk out with it, committing to the bit to the point of getting tasered by police
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 1h
ahehehe you caught me!!
a creature of starlit shadow, frozen mid-gait in the spotlight
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 2h
Sensify by Brembo
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 10h
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A black router with spread antennae, placed in a ceiling corner, making it look like a big spider.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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Don Yee @mosquitolab.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Buy! Buy! Buy!
ALT: The Simpsons: Buy! Buy! Buy!
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/03/2026
she doesn't get much play sitting up there
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 2h
freehand 3 point perspective practice to warm up
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 14/04/2026
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virtu @virtuware.bsky.social · 2h
Ergo Proxy
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 02/11/2025
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 3h
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 17h
"7 Ways to Make a Trans Girl Happy" social media post
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Chip Wiseman @chip.mom · 04/03/2026
Here's my NieR:Automata OC, 67R [sɪks ˈsɛvən ɑr] #chipwisemanart
A short olive-skinned woman with hot pink hair in a wide bob style. She wears a white leotard, black thigh-high boots, long black gloves, a black apron, and a black medical mask. Description reads:
Six Seven R: YoRHa Unit number six seven, type Refitter.
Number six seven is a non-combat android stationed on the Bunker. Her primary duty as a Refitter is altering other units' bodies to a different Type specification; e.g. converting a Type S unit to a Type B. Off-duty, she also offers "special" modifications and unlicensed plug-in chips for discerning customers.
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DrFelici @drfelici.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babysitting to clear your conscience of your past sins
A thalassodromeus surrounded by baby dinosaurs such as spinosaurus, deinonychus and rhamph.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 7h
The story of the Texas Kangaroo Rat (Dipodomys elator) is, in its own way, the story of Texas. They're native to a tiny area of North Texas where American buffalo once roamed in vast numbers, clearing prairie, making nighttime foraging & escape easier for our k-rat. (📷: Texas Parks & Wildlife)
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Popocco @popoccohime.bsky.social · 7h
A little thing for @robdogdraws.bsky.social of their cutie! C:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Chris the Legendary (🚨SHARE PINNED THREAD- EMERGENCY) @dinesvisual.bsky.social · 17h
🚨 URGENT NIGHT BOOST Tati's shelter and survival are hanging by a thread. If just 7 people can send her $10 tonight, she will not lose her room and can finally eat tomorrow morning. All funds gone. Every second counts right now $0 / $150 remains paypal:shockofthequeen16 #mutualaid #homeless 💕💸🏠
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 18h
playing big walk solo
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Mayu Zane-Commissions Open! @mayuzane.bsky.social · 17h
It is the year 5 billion. Disney is finally defeated. Mickey Mouse becomes public domain in all his forms. Everyone becomes a mouse. The future is now mouse. A new era of squeaking begins
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
gofund.me
Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 18h
they're weird pretty creatures
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 18h
I like plants because they're weird creatures
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 21h
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck's Quest II is a game on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/3545150/...
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lady Death Knight Painting:
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 22h
Trust issues
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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