Reposted by MattCarter @alacarter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the body of Christ *places a Dunkin’ Donuts hash brown on your tongue* 023
Reposted by Mattmolly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption 7459107
Reposted by MattJames Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Asked to respond to whether his team were 'not German enough' or 'not white enough', Klopp said there was no point in giving room to 'such people and their utterances', adding: 'I have little time in everyday life for idiocy'. Story: @kateconnolly.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comJürgen Klopp disgusted by claims his Germany team are ‘not white enough’Jürgen Klopp has reacted with disgust to a social media debate questioning whether the Germany team he is in the process of forming are ‘white enough’ 18681151
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When my workplace accommodation request is denied because my request, and therefore my disability inherently, is referred to as an 'undue hardship for the business' 230
Reposted by MattLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere. 12681042011
Reposted by MattThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892934433
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cannot imagine a worse scenario than getting the hiccups while you're buried alive 000
Reposted by MattJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 22/09/2026In just 5 days, my friends and I have teamed up and raised over $230,000 for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. If you are able to chip in please do so here. If you can't at this time, that's ok! An equally helpful boost would be to share this on your IG story: www.instagram.com/linking/fund...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 04012
Reposted by MattDanny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom 273861898
Reposted by MattBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off 34348608
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you've had hard control of all 3 branches and your campaign strategy is just "give us another chance" Another chance to do what, the same exact shit? These guys know they've done nothing good for anyone and have fully screwed up everyone's life forever 010
Reposted by Mattmr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 15/09/2026Psych professor: In my class I invented the Stanford Prison Experiment as a psychological study that went horribly wrong and ended in abuse Netflix: At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study-turned-ethics-violation, The Stanford Prison Experiment 314823
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know semantics like this don't matter anymore, but who voted to go to war? Why are we getting anything done? What happened to pushing back? Look at my opposition party, it's worthless 010
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Until an AI kills itself from being bullied I will not believe it has consciousness Also bullying AI until it kills itself is ethical 021
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Real interaction with a coworker today Coworker: Matt, you like DND right? Me: yeah C: you should try this game... C:... It's called Clash Royale. Its kinda the same. 041
Reposted by Mattsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*a tiny mermaid lamplighter carefully reigniting all the anglerfish* 16220
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just read The Dream Hotel recently, and I'm pointing this out for no reason at all!!! 000
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Mr. President, we're losing the trade war with the Australians" - Me, spending more than I make on Albanese gummy bears 020
Reposted by MattJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The fans yearn for oil-covered Link 6655
Reposted by MattNWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 06/09/2026NWSL history made by Ashley Sanchez 🇺🇸 Her 16th goal of the season sets a new NWSL record for the most by an American in a single season. 06211
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Intelligence is knowing you can take the groceries in one trip. Wisdom is knowing it's ok to take 2 or more trips" Me, realizing the groceries are too heavy 010
Reposted by MattLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is why I never have just one. 11093
Reposted by MattU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth. 541671384
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TSA agents loooove pointing out how the govt already has your photo when you opt out of the face scan. Like crazy you can even talk to me with that much boot in your mouth 010
Reposted by MattThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201149887
Reposted by MattDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Since when did zoos get so strict about not kissing the animals? 4442
Reposted by MattIfy Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/08/2026Wrong. Goku would simply be disinterested in Road Runner because he displays cunning not strength. Vegeta on the other hand, would spend 5 episodes of B story getting his shit rocked. 432957738
Reposted by MattKaijuChaos @kaijuchaos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The last few episodes have been a real doozy! Both in terms of story and how long they took me to produce and compose for 💀 If you already listen to the show, thanks a ton! If you don't - hey, maybe give it a shot! I'd really appreciate it! 023
Reposted by MattHenry Vargas @henryvargasart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Be Strong Enough To Be Gentle" 21575517
Reposted by MattWallE D. Oruam ➡️ PaxU @walle132.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The lessons I learned from this man. The lessons that when you're bigger than everyone else you gotta look out for those who who are smaller than you. That no life no matter how tiny is important and deserve the right for freedom and life. 0163
Reposted by MattSixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Let's be real here: "Be strong enough to be gentle" is an all-timer of a mantra that many more people should take heed of 152718966
Reposted by Mattandy™ @andylevy.net · 25/08/2026it should have been illegal for dolly parton to die 111298151
Reposted by MattJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm currently dating a top hat, a dog, a cat, a penguin, a thimble, a racecar, a rubber duck, and a boat. That's right, I'm monopolyamorous. 2139170
Reposted by MattLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The risk of SETI is that we’re specially looking for alien reply guys and we should consider that carefully. 928441
Reposted by Mattonion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026i think the big data center backlash has a lot to do with technology getting worse, costing more, building a surveillance state, destroying the environment, owned by a class of wealthy elite that coalesced behind the fascist regime that made clear they’d sacrifice humanity for their own power growth 444185851
Reposted by Mattda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN 0941236
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A nurse that was checking me in for my neurology appointment just called me a standard white boy. She said "you kinda look like Peter Parker" 😭 220
Reposted by Mattonion person @junlper.beer · 12/08/2026ultimately i think the wisconsin race came down to evers going around the media saying “if hong wins we are doomed, its over” and any in or out-of-state left leaning politician refusing to endorse or rally with hong. it’s very annoying how perception of “electability” matters 37144098
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh? You're interested in Daggerheart? But have never played before and nervous about trying? Want to learn AS YOU PLAY in a goofy setting? Do I have the game for you! Play with me THIS THURSDAY and learn one of my favorite new systems! startplaying.games/adventure/cm...startplaying.gamesJoin What The Hells? | Learn to Play Daggerheart! - Foundry VTT / Demiplane / Discord - Daggerheart | StartPlaying GamesAfter hiring a merchant ship to sail across the ocean towards a new land you've had a chance encounter with a kraken. Far beyond what you can handle, it's killed you and the entire crew. Waking up i... 031
Matt @crabdanger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I love backing things on kickstarter. I backed things months and months ago and I forgot and now it's finally coming? It's like Christmas all the time. Little surprises to myself. 010
Reposted by MattJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's wild how we're watching this all happen in real time 138614
