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konnie!! 🏳️‍⚧️

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🏳️‍⚧️ 3/27/26 I play Deadlock pyritepalace.carrd.co I'm like Dale Cooper if he took estrogen God I hate ai so fucking much I care too much about the Baltimore Ravens Agnes Tachyon is my wife and I am her guinea pig she/her ko-fi.com/konniecrab

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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 5h
(PCDD) Left 4 Dead Bundle $2.98 via Steam. ow.ly/6QBN50ZTSrg
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15h
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
believe in red who believes in you!
red from that 70s show edited to look like he's kamina in gurren lagann. he's saying your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens, dumbass!
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 08/12/2023
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A recreation of the view looking downtown on Manhattan. The Empire State is in the foreground, 1WTC in the distance. Made of overlapping letters and punctuation marks from a typewriter.
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 7h
Close enough welcome back 1999 Staind
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 7h
Who paw patrols the paw patrol?
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Pan: The Reverist @ok2panic.bsky.social · 8h
If you point your little pointy face up towards the rain and a raindrop hits you in the nog, then it's a glancing blow and not a knock out shot. #birds
A rain drop glancing off the head of a little hummingbird.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 17h
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 10.02.69
P1- SLUGGO IS VERY WOBBLY AS HE WALKS ON THE TOP OF A HIGH FENCE

P2- A MAN SHOUTS AT SLUGGO 
MAN: GET OFF THAT HIGH FENCE

P3- WE SEE THE MAN IS HANGING ONTO THE TOP OF A FLAGPOLE HE IS PAINTING 

MAN: YOU’RE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

FAR BELOW, SLUGGO CONFUSED, IS LOOKING UP AT THE MAN
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nono o ooo o oo @notnonoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your unemployed mutual seeing you come online
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Sparky! @sparkyferrum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
look at my leader… we’re getting lost on 2F #pokemon #pikachu #art #pmd
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time for vampires, werewolves, seahags, and all the other wonderful creatures that can be alone with you in space as you drift along the unfathomable cosmos. So Monster Mash your way to the Space Hotel, which is opening in only two months!!!!!!!
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Totsu and Friends!🔞 @totsugoji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Noxa be my only lesbian bean and I lub her adorable smile TT^TT
WHY SO CUTE?!SHE SO CUUUUUTE
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 01/10/2026
This story has been updated to include Geller's response confirming the allegations.
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🐇 velvet @velvetclovers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not for you #umamusume
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 01/10/2026
Funny but yeah, no. This just stinks of AI. I so wish this was real, please make my day and find the originals and prove that these are not fake after all.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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EpicYurianger 🏳️‍🌈 🀄️ > GWF 2026 @epicurianger.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
In Tuliyollal - where the hoes at? Thancocky want boing boing
Thancred looks at the viewer, mouth open in anticipation
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/10/2026
#Recall: Kobayashi Recalls Rechargeable Hand Warmers; The lithium-ion battery and electrical components in the recalled hand warmers can overheat and ignite. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...
Recalled hand warmer.
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🍂 Jo (a swarm of) Bee(s) 🦇 @jobeeart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the jacob geller accusations are real im gonna just. unsubscribe from every cis male youtuber bc clearly you can't trust any of them ever
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
blue alerts (statewide texas emergency alerts, that blow up your phone the same way as a tornado warning any time a cop gets hurt) are fucking infuriating this is not an emergency you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie fuck you. nobody fucking cares.
A screenshot of a blue alert with identification details censored
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dlvr.it
Kenny Albert pays tribute to Tony Siragusa: ‘He was ahead of his time’
Tony Siragusa was one of the great characters in recent NFL history. The legendary Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle was best known as the man in the middle, anchoring one of the best units in NFL history. After his playing career ended, he joined the NFL on Fox in a unique role as a sideline analyst.…
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 01/10/2026
It’s the start of our recruitment drive and there’s never been a better time. Help keep KCDSA a leading chapter in driving national recruitment like we did last year by using this link. If you have been inspired by this year’s organizing and aren’t a member, join us: act.dsausa.org/s/5201.4I5PpG
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Join DSA. Become a member today.
Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ...
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Cathartic Biscuit @catharticbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Nurse Harrow asks for your vote in deadlock
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ⒻⓇⒶⓊⒹ ⓀⓇⒺⓌ @fraudkrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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neo 🩷 @neocrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lesbian flag for lesbians who love Tm Opera O #umamusume
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CireinCroin @cireincroin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The King #deadlock
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
”MAGA philosopher Steve Bannon” is making my eyes bleed
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Nathan Newman @nathansnewman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That Bannon says that about Newsom should be the kiss of death for his nomination prospects. Definition of an acceptable nominee is someone who is Steve Bannon's worst nightmare.
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内田清輝・グ弍 @picassotrigger8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📢10〜!  😆October✨ 😆10月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ
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masadaora。 @masamasa4649.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
おはようございます✌️
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
DO NOT INJECT THIS
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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konnie!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @crabcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr Penis Popper
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Screen capture from MGSV: The Phantom Pain. Skull Face lectures Venom Snake in the back of a Jeep. He wears a black suit and hat out of a western with a domino mask, and has a finger raised in emphasis
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the "if" in this hypothetical
atlas carrying the world
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
exact same people ripping up the constitution to fund the unaccountable masked gestapo they say is needed to purge “criminal” immigrants from society are going to the mat to defend a gang of rapists at Cornell.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Until this morning I wasn’t aware that the Cornell rapists had all been named but I did know they were all white by the way conservatives rallied to defend them. Were they immigrants their guilt would have been assumed from the beginning and used as evidence to back further deportations
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not an exaggeration to say that ensuring rich white men are able to rape with impunity is a central tenant of conservatism, all the other stuff is just window dressing to support this core belief
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Cuatro Ojos ✨ Comms open! @cuatrojosz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last days of discount on icons! 💖
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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konnie!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @crabcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One must imagine Yoshi pregnant
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“HE LOOKS DASHING”
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