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CptMaximum

@cptmaximum.bsky.social
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a.k.a. dj corned cob rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese) all hail the obelisk IT/Helpdesk goblin

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Mana @mana-invenbel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 14h
Awkward Zombie: The Gay Era
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 14h
#awkwardzombie #1001: 24-Hour Comic 2026 www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/24-hou...
a snip from the latest AZ
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spider-Verse animatic 🔉 Spot is a performance artist! -- audio is Jerma985
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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bobaquail 🌟 @bobaquail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
triangle wave test #miku #初音ミク #animation
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. #metroid #samus
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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☔あめ☂️ @ame-tamani25ame.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
こっちにも🍵🦭❄️
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 05/10/2026
yoko taro meeting toby fox scares me so much, those two could create the most mentally ill woman ever if they wanted and that power is dangerous
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thorhighheels @thorhighheels.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mr fidget
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
souf-v-staff-rematch on tumblr: "Ragebaiting. We used to call it trolling. We'd say "u mad?" and there was a funny but lowkey scary face with an evil smile. Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos. We are going backwards."

basedhighsenberg on tumblr replies with:
[A still from Seinfeld showing Newman (Wayne Knight) and Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) sitting in a dark car. Newman is on the left, speaking. Jerry is on the right, looking slightly off-camera with a startled expression. Yellow subtitles read: "Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos."]
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you for being nice to me. as punishment, you must read my webcomic for an additional 20 years
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#awkwardzombie #1000: The Big 1000 www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/the-bi...
a snip from the latest AZ
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ara @foxlett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love drawing cats #cat #art #animalart #cuteart
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BORAT VOICE MY WIFE!!!!
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DedHed (5/5) @dedhedart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator is too pretty to be a regular NPC #zelda #legendofzelda #ocarinaoftime
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
u like tall girls ?
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 03/10/2026
FA is being pressured to remove adult content but they're holding the line. It's so important sites like this survive, please check out their post and help if you can
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Alex Ahad o_8 @oh8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw someone posting about Nightmare and got nostalgic and remembered I had this piece! It's a collab from a while ago, the colors are by Willy, who was responsible for many of the great environment / stage art in Skullgirls 🥳 👀👁‍🗨
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jims
@jims.bsky.social
yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag.
"don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trashvis 
@Trashvis
did you know if u step on the gas and the brake at the same time your car takes a screenshot
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Corey Brickley * Blight's...
@coreybrickley.bsky.social
stop moving things around to trick me into talking to a chat bot. i dont want to talk to a chat bot. i want to tell a stranger to eat shit
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 29/09/2026
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Better be safe than slightly thirsty
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: small forg in front of his bed with pink sheets. Of course the bed has a smiley face on the frame. Anyway, Forg says ‘bed time’ 
Panel 2: Forg is now on top of the bed but he isn’t quite ready yet. He says ‘wait a sec’ 
Panel 3: He climbed out of bed again and walks away. He says ‘hold on’
Panel 4: He is back and now all tucked in his bed. The bed smiles. There’s a huge glass of water next to him on the bedside. That’s what he needed. Now he says ‘ok yeah ready’
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Richard Harrison, star of the greatest scene in movie history youtu.be/0ziWt0DFQAY?...
youtu.be
Richard Harrison Phone Conversation
YouTube video by Howie Benatovitch
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