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Streamer, marketing wizard, games goblin. linktr.ee/cptkando Looking for work, hit me up if you're in need of a veteran games marketer. Credits: Guild Wars 2, WildStar, Blade & Soul, The Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 4, EVE: Online, OSRS + more

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
not a lot of porn sites making content for trees
A comic. A tree with a face sits in front of an iMac. The screen shows a video of a monkey eating an apple. The tree says: “not a lot of porn sites making content for trees. this is the only one I’ve found that shows the full ‘money shot.’” The video shows the monkey pooping. The tree is sweating. “Here we go…”
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It is profoundly sad that a group of people are so depressed by their material reality that their world is upended at the sight of a video game character that does not immediately arouse them — and that the bar for arousal is leagues higher than they’d ever find in a real-world partner.
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer @sammgreer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The degree to which transphobia is acceptable in the UK, even among ostensibly "progressive" voices, is so bleak. Young trans folk deserve so much better from their elders. The lack of seriousness given to very real persecution, I cannae wrap my head around it
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When Shorts lines up juuusut right @laynalazar.bsky.social
An image of YouTube shorts showing Layna Lazar looking at he camera coquettishly next to an image of Abby the Borzoi giving a very similar pose.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
this goes hard as fuck
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I've been quiet about my legal case as I take it very seriously and wish to keep it as separate from my everyday life as possible, but I wanted to give you all an update that provides some context for my commentary. 🧵 (1/10) kusklaw.sharefile.com/share/view/s...
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Joe McKirdy @joemckirdy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kat Abughazaleh: "This is the exact type of hypocrisy that people are sick of in politics. Over and over again, the lying the bickering over who likes AIPAC more"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Actual queen moves here
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 13/02/2026
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamilla’s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being “served food that contained worms.”

A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees.

The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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Errol 🦇🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hey! I write words. I’m told I write words very well. If you’d like me to write words for your project, I am currently open to part-time or freelance work. errolseymour.carrd.co
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Errol Seymour
Writer and Narrative Designer
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So... spells. We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning. And trapping evil cars in circles of salt. The old ways are new again.
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Lillikoifish @lillikoifish.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in. Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
A post by Zarah Sultana of 'Your Party', that uses a generated image with the words 'Your Party, County Durham Launch', surrounded by nine simple, flat images of images in silhouette with single colour backgrounds, presumably intended to represent Durham, four of which are a man with a weirdly long pick-axe, one is a building, two are gantries of some kind – for a coal mine? – and one is some kind of floating lamp. I will expand on this in the thread.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 07/11/2025
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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larry.earth (he/him) 8647 @larry.earth · 06/11/2025
NOT GUILTY SUCK IT Janine Pirro
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Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 06/11/2025
​“I get emails from the New York State Democrats, and you look at the list of meetings, and all it is is fundraisers. There are no meetings. And who holds meetings? The Democratic Socialists of America holds meetings. The Working Families Party holds meetings. ”
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The Dawn of a Better Day
Working-class New Yorkers topple a political dynasty and elect Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 06/11/2025
I went and did this.
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Sam ✨🗝️ @captainsupermarket.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Unfortunately I’ve been laid off today from Square Enix, so if anyone has leads for any Community or Social positions please let me know. I’m just tired and heartbroken.
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Spooky-bito / 罪人 @tsumibito13.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
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James @james-lowry.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What do these Israelis mean by this? 🤔
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The cropping on the website preview has made @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social look even cooler and more powerful than he already did.
a cropped Image of Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani's press release showing a cropped headline stating "The Mayor-elect has opened a portal"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The cropping on the website preview has made @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social look even cooler and more powerful than he already did.
a cropped Image of Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani's press release showing a cropped headline stating "The Mayor-elect has opened a portal"
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
We’re hiring! Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda. Could that be you? Apply using the link below. transition2025.com/apply
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The part of Mamdani's speech that I found most exciting was "you dismantle the conditions that allowed him to gain power. That's how we stop Trump — and the next one." We need popular political figures to point out that Trump is not an anomaly and there are plenty more to take his place.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/11/2025
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
“It is outrageous that YouTube is furthering the Trump administration’s agenda to remove evidence of human rights violations and war crimes from public view,” said Katherine Gallagher, a senior staff attorney at the Center for Constitutional Rights.
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YouTube Quietly Erased More Than 700 Videos Documenting Israeli Human Rights Violations
The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.
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White Blaster Beetleborg Donald @rangerdonald.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Oh, have I got something that reflects what you’re talking about. God bless you, South Korean Bootleg Knockoff Media.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A busy first day as your Mayor-elect: early morning interviews, transition announcements and meetings. More to say on all of it tomorrow. But a highlight was lunch with my Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social at Laliguras Bistro in Jackson Heights.
Zohran and AOC, smiling together in a restaurant. Zohran and AOC sitting together at a table. Nepalese food at Laliguras Bistro, including chili chicken with tingmo bread and aloo dum
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo partyMan with his face in his hand at cuomo partyWoman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.
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Mediaite @mediaite.com · 05/11/2025
‘Socialist Is Not a Dirty Word Anymore!’ Mehdi Hasan, Jamaal Bowman, And Hasan Piker Celebrate Mamdani Win
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‘Socialist Is Not a Dirty Word Anymore!’ Mehdi Hasan, Jamaal Bowman, And Hasan Piker Celebrate Mamdani Win
"Socialist is not a dirty word anymore! Democrats, listen up. Take some lessons. Don't get on your Ezra Klein nonsense. Don't let Ezra Klein analyze what happened here" The post ‘Socialist Is Not a Dirty Word Anymore!’ Mehdi Hasan, Jamaal Bowman, And Hasan Piker Celebrate Mamdani Win first appeared on Mediaite.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Farronox is Dying | See Pinned $2168/$10k | ❤️🧡💛💚 @farronox.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 05/11/2025
sdklfj Gorsuch asked a question like, so if the pres unliterally declared a 50% tariff on all gas-powered vehicles to respond to the unusual & extraordinary threat of global warming? DOJ says well we'd say that's a hoax & not a threat Gorsuch dripping w condescension goes I'm sure you would lmao
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 05/11/2025
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
guy said, “Do you like Marx?”

I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"Well guys, you're gonna have to learn his f*cking name now." I went on a rant at the Zohran Mamdani event last night, against billionaires who spent millions to try and stop a guy whose name they refuse to correctly pronounce. Watch/share/subscribe to Zeteo: zeteo.com/subscribe
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 05/11/2025
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations! His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind. It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.
Zohran smiling on the street
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
No doom from me today. Not on anything. I am on a Zohran high and I shall only be doing the most indulgent self-satisfying shit all day. Kicking off with a lovely stroll with the dog and an audiobook then I'm gonna make the FATTEST sandwich.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
No doom from me today. Not on anything. I am on a Zohran high and I shall only be doing the most indulgent self-satisfying shit all day. Kicking off with a lovely stroll with the dog and an audiobook then I'm gonna make the FATTEST sandwich.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 04/11/2025
SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the IWGB Game Workers Union exercising their right to organize following reports of union-busting at Rockstar. Our members’ union performances on Rockstar games are an integral part of the success and legacy of games like Grand Theft Auto.
SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the IWGB Game Workers Union exercising their right to organize following reports of union-busting at Rockstar. Our members’ union performances on Rockstar games are an integral part of the success and legacy of games like Grand Theft Auto. All Rockstar workers deserve the same. We are in this fight together.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.
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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 05/11/2025
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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