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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜

@cptkando.bsky.social
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Streamer, marketing wizard, games goblin. linktr.ee/cptkando Looking for work, hit me up if you're in need of a veteran games marketer. Credits: Guild Wars 2, WildStar, Blade & Soul, The Elder Scrolls Online, Fallout 4, EVE: Online, OSRS + more

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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When Shorts lines up juuusut right @laynalazar.bsky.social
An image of YouTube shorts showing Layna Lazar looking at he camera coquettishly next to an image of Abby the Borzoi giving a very similar pose.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The cropping on the website preview has made @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social look even cooler and more powerful than he already did.
a cropped Image of Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani's press release showing a cropped headline stating "The Mayor-elect has opened a portal"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
IF ONLY.
Tomorrow's front cover of the NEw York Post showing Zohran Mamdani as a communist with red scare imagery.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#NYCMayoralRace #ZohranMamdani
New York City, you listen to me! If you're near a convenience store right now—any type of 24 hour store—go into the store right now, and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!!

Their money is your money... as of right now!
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zohran's victory doesn't m,aterially affect me as someone living in London. But damn if it doesn't make me feel a sense of hope that I've been lacking for so so long. What a special man and what a special campaign.
An image of Zohran Mamdani from DecisionDesk HQ projecting him as the winner of the NYC Mayoral Race
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Heart saga update. Had an angiogram. Can say that I’ll never forget the feeling of a wire going through my arteries up to my heart. Not fun. But extremely good diagnosis. Squeaky clean blood vessels. Damage is only muscular. And that’s fixable.
A picture of cptkando in a hospital bed. He is wearing a hospital gown and smiles at the camera.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
That hospital drip. (Not that one, they unhooked me so I could roam a bit)
An elevator mirror selfie of cptkando he is in grey short pyjamas and is displaying his cannula like he’s showing off a fancy watch because you gotta get your laughs somewhere right?
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Am hospital. Kidneys bad, blood too strong. They got me sleeping in a hallway. Loving Starmer’s NHS rn. Also IVs aren’t as fun as they looked.
A photograph of cptkando’s covered legs on a hospital bed. The bed is partially surrounded by a plastic screen. An apron dispenser can be seen on the wall within this area. The scene itself is quite bright
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo right now.
The Jojo meme where they're jumping a dude
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
With alt text.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Based on the lack of respect that China has shown to the World's Markets, I am hereby raising the Tariff charged to China by the United States of America to 125%, effective immediately. At some point, hopefully in the near future, China will realize that the days of ripping off the U.S.A., and other Countries, is no longer sustainable or acceptable. Conversely, and based on the fact that more than 75 Countries have called Representatives of the United States, including the Departments of Commerce, Treasury, and the USTR, to negotiate a solution to the subjects being discussed relative to Trade, Trade Barriers, Tariffs, Currency Manipulation, and Non Monetary Tariffs, and that these Countries have not, at my strong suggestion, retaliated in any way, shape, or form against the United States, I have authorized a 90 day PAUSE, and a substantially lowered Reciprocal Tariff during this period, of 10%, also effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
RipBozo
A screenshot from BBC news stating Marine Le Pen has been banned from running for office for 5 years and will not be able to run in the 2027 presidential elections
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Here is my dog who, whilst I was distracted, decided to make himself very comfortable.
Max, a black and white rat terrier tucked up in bed with his head on a pillow and his body half covered with a duvet
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Went out today wearing something that WASN'T covered in birds or flowers for once. (I am happier about how I looked than my face suggests)
a photograph of CptKando stood in his hallway. He is wearing a Hunter x Hunter T-shirt with a cream shirt over it, jeans and Air force Ones.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
So that's a no on the minerals "deal" then?
A social media post from Donald Trump on Truth Social.

"A statement from President Donald J Trump

"we had a very meaningful meeting in the White House today. Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure. It's amazing waht comes out through emotuon, and i have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace is America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations. I don't want advantage, I want PEACE. He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for peace"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You're right, I should put some respect on the Doohickey's name.
A diagram of the improvised weapon used to assasinate Shinzo Abe
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Everything about howe the world works right now is insufferable and infuriating
A Tweet from the House Judiciary GOP claiming to be a link to the Epstein files. A community note is below informing people that the link directs to a Rickroll.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Despite the efforts of the state to make him look like a violent & dangerous psychopath, Luigi Mangione is bearing it all with dignity. It's 100% backfiring.
an image of Luigi Mangione in court in a buleltproof best and shackled, flanked by several police officers
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
BTW. it turns out... ICE vans really do just do that..
A snippet on a report from the Philadelphia fire department: "After our fire marshal spoke to the driver of the vehicle, who escaped unharmed, thankfully, it was determined that it was an accidental fire,” said Rachel Cunningham, a spokesperson for the Philadelphia Fire Department. “I don't have information on what caused it or what the accident was, but there's no suspicion of foul play.”
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
5. Samantha Carter - Stargate SG-1. I'm an Atlantis guy, but Carter is extraordinary. She's like the best kind of teacher, you wouldn't be afraid to fuck up around her. She won't clean your mistakes up for you, instead helping you figure out where you went wrong and give you the tools to fix it.
Amanda Tapping as Samantha Carter from Stargate SG-1
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
4. Ellen Ripley - Aliens series. To original mama bear. But the prime example of "if you just listened to the woman, shit wouldn't have gone that way." Ripley was cool under pressure, but wasn't afraid to call a moron out to their face. Everyone needs a Ripley in their corner.
Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
3. Jessica Atreides - Dune. Now hear me out. I know film watchers often have a lot of smoke for Jessica. But Book Jessica is powerful in her own right and pragmatic. She's a rock when she needs to be and the first to call people on their shit. The universe turned on her decisions multiple times.
Alice Krige as Jessica Atreides in Children of Dune
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
2. Jadzia Dax - Star Trek Deep Space 9. Jadzia is not only the friend any introvert needs, who understands when and where to push, but she's a woman with lifetimes of experiences to share.
Terry Farrell as Jadzia Dax from Star Trek Deep Space 9
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sod it, another🧵. Badass women from sci-fi I wanted to lead me into battle / be my mum. 1. Susan Ivanova - Babylon 5. No-one scares the rookies like Ivanova. You did not want to end up on the other end of her weapons array either. Ivanova would kick my arse into being a better person FAST.
Claudia Christian as Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
5. Lastly, a bit of a wildcard. Rodger Young class Corvette transport from Starship Troopers. It's a practical, vehicle that has a delightful mass produced feel to it. We saw them take an absolute battering over Klentathu but they still brought their crew and passengers home. Tough bastards
A Rodger Young corvette from Starship Troopers exiting spacedock
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
4. SA-43 Hammerhead from Space: Above and Beyond. When I first saw this in 1995 it was SO different. Practical, down to Earth but most of all, plausible. The Hammerhead was the first thing from any sci-fi series I looked at as "possible"
An SA-43 Hammerhead from Space: Above and Beyond
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
3. EAS Omega Class Destroyer from Babylon 5. Oh you thought i was gonna throw a Whitestar up here? Not when this exists. It has the beat up beauty of a prizefighter. It's function over form. Shit is practically Soviet in it's aesthetic. They're glorious.
A close image of an Omega class destroyer from Babylon 5. Two others of the same class are in the background ahead of Mars (planet)
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
2. The Glorious Heritage Class from Andromeda. (We don't talk about her captain) she was beautiful, elegant and could depopulate a planet in under 2 mins.
The Andromeda Ascendant from the TV series Andromeda
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It's Sunday. No more doom (for a while) 🧵 MY FAVOURITE SCI-FI SPACECRAFT Starting off with the BEST. The Excelsior class. LOOK AT IT. Look at it's lines. It's half Submarine, half luxury liner. It's pure art and I would do terrible things at Starfleet Academy to serve on one.
a front image of an Excelsior class starship from Star Trek
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Like if we're gonna have a God Emperor and an Imperium can we at least get some cool Gothic architecture going? Maybe a megaproject or two? Gimme a grand parade of ceremonial troops and impractical Hyperdeath machines at least.
An image of Holy Terra from Warhammer 40K. An elevated promenade is surrounded by chasms of buildings and grand gothic architecture. In the distance a golden triumphal arch stands illuminated.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
'Tis the season
a close up image of a vintage guillotine
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake getting a lesson now. Being Black & Jewish is only useful when they LIKE you. otherwise you're just looking like...
Drake from The Story of Adion with Minstrel makeup on.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Also never forget thge cumshirt. #RoyalRumble
an image of AJ styles merch where the lettering looks suspiciously like semen.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
As always, I am on the money but way too early.
A tweet talking about Rep Anna Paulina Luna introducing a bill to add Donald Trump’s face to Mt Rushmore
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh man, that 2am vibe where your heart is HAMMERING away and you're lying in bed like
Spongebob in bed staring into space. His eyes are bloodshot and he appears to be having trouble sleeping
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I live here now. Who needs to go outside anyway?
An image from a POV angle of MySQL in the bath. Two legs are visible amongst dense bubbles
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Well, that's a lot to unpack.
A screengrab from the RAADS test showing the number 145A list breaking down the RAADS test score meaning. Previous image showed a score of 145 which equals "The mean score of autistic people; strong evidence for autism"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Didn’t post my Christmas dinner! Left out leeks this year. My heart called for peanuts and potatoes. Max the dog had his fill of tasty but dog friendly pork based stuffing.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
HIM EARS THO
Krpyto the super dog fro mthe Superman trailer close up looking at a prone Superman
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Superman trailer is out. All I have to say is that THIS is money. will 100% be top plushie of next year.
From the Superman trailer. Krypto (superdog) is dragging Kal-el through the snow by his cape.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Her Majesty be like "From the River to the Sea Mr. Ambassador" I kid. It was likely super old school antisematism. But why let that get in the way of a good joke.
Former Israeli President Reuven Rivlin has said that relations between Israel and Queen Elizabeth II were “difficult” because she believed that every (Israeli) was either a terrorist or a son of a terrorist
via The Times of Israel
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wild Hasan came top of my streams list when I only started watching him seriously in like September.
Kando' (me) Twitch recap. Showing 776 hours watched, over 250 days with 1.11k chats sent. Top watched Streamers were Hasanabi, Zentraya, CdawgVA, ironmouse * Buffpup
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Could it be that Luigi Mangione was radicalised by his experience with the American healthcare system? Nah it's them damn videogames!
a quote from Alicia Victoria Lozano suggesting that Luigi Mangione belonged to a group of Ivy league gamers who played "assassins" in Among Us
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Like homeboy might actually be Robin Hood...
An image circulated by the NYPD of the suspected shooter of United Healthcare's CE
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Reminded of this scene from Gattsu's latest video on South Korea today.
a retouched version of the scene from Wolfenstein where a Nazi meets two KKK members but showing a South Korean flag on the pauldron. The meme is titled "Aamerican Incels meeting a single South Korean Man"
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Presented without comment
🇰🇷 Presidents of South Korea

1. Syngman Rhee (1948–1960) – Overthrown.  
2. Yun Bo-seon (1960–1962) – Overthrown.  
3. Park Chung-hee (1962–1979) – Assassinated.  
4. Choi Kyu-hah (1979–1980) – Removed by a military coup.  
5. Chun Doo-hwan (1981–1988) – Sentenced to death after his presidency.  
6. Roh Tae-woo (1988–1993) – Sentenced to 22 years in prison after his presidency.  
7. Kim Young-sam (1993–1998) – Imprisoned during the term of President No. 3. As president, secured convictions against two of his predecessors.  
8. Kim Dae-jung (1998–2003) – Imprisoned under President No. 3 and sentenced to death under President No. 5 (later pardoned). Nobel Peace Prize laureate.  
9. Roh Moo-hyun (2003–2008) – Impeached (later overturned by the Constitutional Court). Investigated for corruption after his term and committed suicide.  
10. Lee Myung-bak (2008–2013) – Arrested for corruption after his presidency; sentenced to 15 years in prison.  
11. Park Geun-hye (2013–2016) – Impeached and arrested for corruption; sentenced to 24 years in prison.  
12. Moon Jae-in – Recent president; no imprisonment.  
13. Yoon Suk Yeol – Impeachment likely.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Very simialr vibe to my OG VTuber model! That vaguely regency era vibe.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I see we had similar ideas. Opted for a Munchie box instead however
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
via BBC news. Not alarming at all. Nope. Totally the things you want to hear...
US relationship with South Korea remains 'iron-clad'
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We're now hearing from a spokesperson from the US State Department, who's delivering a briefing.

Vedant Patel, the principal deputy spokesperson, begins by saying that the secretary of state has been briefed on the recent developments in South Korea and emphasises that the US alliance with the country remains "iron-clad".

Asked whether the US respects the decision of the National Assembly to block martial law, Patel says: "We want to see these political disputes resolved peacefully and in accordance with the rule of law and such a vote in the legislature would be consistent with that approach."

Patel says the US is in contact with the South Korean government and reiterates that the US was not notified in advance about President Yoon's plans to implement martial law.US following developments 'with grave concern'
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"We are continuing to watch with grave concern, and we will continue to follow developments on the ground very closely," Vedant Patel, US State Department spokesperson, continues.

Patel is also asked about Yoon's assessment that martial law was necessary to protect the country from pro-North Korea forces.

He says there's a "long litany of reckless actions" carried out by North Korea, but it's not up to the US to "draw those kinds of conclusions" in relation to current events.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Might have ordered too much food because I’m sat here watching mad geopolitics unfold.
A 12” pizza box filled with chips, chicken and ribs. It is a comically large amount of food for one person.
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Trey Douglas / Kando 🍉🖤🤍💜 @cptkando.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
via BBC News
a news article titles "A High-stakes gamble Yoon cannot afford to lose"

As we've been reporting, South Korean lawmakers have overwhelmingly passed the motion to demand that President Yoon Suk Yeol lift the martial law imposed a few hours ago.

The speaker of the National Assembly, Woo Won-Shik, has officially notified the president’s office and the defence ministry.

Legally, the president must now lift martial law, but politically, we must wait and see. There's been no word from Yoon since he addressed the nation.

This was a high stakes gamble for Yoon and he cannot afford to lose.

The lawmakers are staying put in the Assembly Hall for now.
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