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Chris J

@cpj1.bsky.social
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DevOps, IT, coding, cloud computing, scaling/performance, security, databases, metadata, movies/music, cowboy boots, road trips. He/Him

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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 59m
Coworker and I were discussing telephone etiquette, like proper greeting, identifying yourself, and the secret code-phrase that tells your partner to grab their go-bag and leave town. Then we both remembered this bit from Modern Family. youtu.be/yfyxkIXWbW4
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Modern Family | Operation Orange Juice: Phil, Cam, and Gloria’s Secret Alliance
YouTube video by Peacock
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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 6h
Generational damage being done right now
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Task & Purpose @taskandpurpose.com · 7h
Many awards for combat flying, few details in Iran war trib.al/ysDael6
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Many awards for combat flying, few details in Iran war
The Air Force has awarded more than 70 Distinguished Flying Crosses for the Iran war, but few offer meaningful details about what happened.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 8h
The Pentagon is notifying millions of current and former U.S. military servicemembers and staff that hackers stole their *unencrypted* personal information during a months-long data breach. The agency that had the breach also handles ID and login/credential access to U.S. military systems and bases.
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Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 6h
Twin Cities, united in fruitlessly hoping their mayor resigns
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 11h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 10h
It’s gonna be a fishbulb logo.
Matsumura Fishworks plus Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 14h
A reminder that one of the easiest ways to get the Nicki French cover of “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” is to buy the “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle” soundtrack.
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Bob Collins @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social · 16h
The angle framing is all wrong. Kim Wilson is MAGA and a GOP insider who is AFRAID to run as a Republican. She's trying to con Woodbury voters. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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In more than a dozen Minnesota House races, no GOP candidate is running
In 17 Minnesota House races, the Minnesota GOP does not have a candidate on the ballot. That absence is a surprise to some, but it also shows a strategy of shifting resources to more winnable district...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
X.com
I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 29/09/2026
My latest: Why are hitman movies such a perennial genre? I make the case that they're workplace competency porn. medium.com/the-berger-d... #booksky #movies #thepopeshitman #thrillers
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The Hitman Genre as Workplace Competency Porn
It’s nice that they’re good at their jobs.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026
tell me you flunked geometry without telling me you flunked geometry
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The Democratic Governors Association @demgovs.org · 26/09/2026
When "running" for Iowa governor gets tough, Zach Lahn goes home to Kansas to blow off some steam (just check his Strava).
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell this asshole doesn’t know shit about real digging because record store owners would rather take a shotgun blast to the knee than tell you everything they know bsky.app/profile/hoov...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finished my Andor rewatch last week. Still my vote for the best (or worst) death is ISB Supervisor Heert.
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K2-so Andor
Alt: Front row: Supervisor Heert Back row: K2SO
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus, these coaches need to be fired.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1980s-style techno meme. Text reads "Not all men but DEFINITELY this fucking guy"
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dedicated to all the steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Seth Miller @wandrme.paxex.aero · 28/09/2026
Turns out one can just ignore bad ideas. Even when demanded by POTUS. avbrief.com/navy-ignores...
avbrief.com
Navy Ignores Trump Steam Catapult Order - AvBrief.com
New aircraft carriers being designed with electromagnetic launch systems.
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watched #Neagley over the weekend. Good acting, good production quality; but the writing was a hot mess. Bad dialogue, plot holes, lots of telling versus showing, and a story that gets too perfectly wrapped up in the end, so there's nothing to think about if season 2 comes out.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite part is how people will immediately recognize the reasons for "$50" vs "$3,596.49." The first is the co-pay the patient believed; the second is because the doctor lied about insurance coverage while making them sign a giant legalese form that waived it and consented to the billing.
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Keith Phipps @kphipps3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This episode of MURDER, SHE WROTE finds a clever way to establish it takes place in New Orleans.
Man sitting in front of t-shirts reading “Mardigras New Orleans” and “I Love Blues.”
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Thomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The giant sidewalk stickers telling kids they're not allowed to bike on the sidewalks at 50th and France is depressing given the area has no bike lanes. It's also intriguing because the stickers appear to have been paid for by Edina but are also all over the Minneapolis side of France Ave.
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's Mrs. Chen. It always was Mrs. Chen.
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What Mrs Chen
Alt: What Mrs Chen
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Kshekar @kshekar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't seen that Allred's name since leaving the old site, but we're still talking about this guy, right?
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Co-worker gave me a challenge coin that doubles as a bottle opener, and I don't know if it would be considered disrespectful if I just put it in a kitchen drawer.
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So we all blocked that dude with the fake tanker truck video, right?
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bitrates and physical media. youtu.be/RfjH4lO241I
youtu.be
I Investigated The Biggest Scam in Physical Media
YouTube video by Nomad Over Normal
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they were all hanging on the walls, it would take a lot of time to throw 22 of them into a swimming pool.
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do I see Avengers: Endgame:: Encore this weekend?
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Testing out generating SVG images in Python.
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Whether you’re a dedicated digger of crates, a touring name in turntablism, or merely a tocadisco-dilettante hoping to start your collection, we can promise you, you’re in the right town. The full story: lataco.com/best-vinyl-r... By Hadley Tomicki
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How did Tebow have a job paying $50,000 per speaking engagement, and not assume that it was something shady?
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Chris J @cpj1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s pretending that there are some co-workers who actually have concern for his well being.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 25/09/2026
Visiting with farmers in Lamberton today and their message was clear. Producers need stability and consistency so they can plan for the next season, not more chaotic trade wars and price hikes due to the war in Iran.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty wild that the Texas Cattle Ranchers association is saying that deportations are affecting beef prices in the US because of labor shortages but Republican politicians and candidates never seem to get asked about that.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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