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Seeking solace through the wit of strangers in the days, weeks, months to come. Anxiety is the secret sauce and my superpower.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only marriage advice I can give is to be a good bartender. Know your spouses favorite drink, and, more importantly, know when they need one before they ask. No one ever turns down their favorite cocktail. A dirty martini goes a long way to making a shitty day just a little better for my wife
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hell is going on with his legs?
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16h
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

Nothing included

When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 17h
@harry-llama.bsky.social
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2026
"I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thought to how to protect girls and women after they’re born?" buff.ly/K3eqEvg
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How Could Such a Thing Still Happen in a Country with a Frat Boy Supreme Court Justice?
“I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe a political party that has dedicated the last forty years to taking away women’s rights could also give some thou...
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If ashli babbitt's family can get $5 million after she literally broke into the Capitol to overturn an election, Renee Good's family should get at least triple that for ICE agents murdering her in the damn street.
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Spaceman Abe @astrovoyager.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My all time favorite. The Siamese elephants skit. youtu.be/-2OkR35ketA?...
youtu.be
Tim Conway elephant story
YouTube video by Joel Hardy
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Basso Discontinuo @falsobordone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mind stubbornly refuses to be boggled by the idea that people would avoid visiting a country where people are regularly treated as criminals if they even look like they might be foreigners.
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Semafor @semafor.com · 30/09/2026
Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You want an example of focusing on culture war bullshit instead of warfighting, THIS is it. Hegseth isn't worried about the fact that he's set US policy goals in the Gulf back literal decades, no, he's too busy monitoring soldiers' testosterone levels and reveling in what slurs he gets to use.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one could have predicted what would happen
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why?
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So smart, he is not
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm starting to think I might enjoy having a beer with ol' MTG
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wapo.st/4hwHIDt Gift article. Don't miss the AI comment summary.
wapo.st
At every turn, Trump’s ideas for aiding U.S. consumers run into resistance
From beef to diesel, White House efforts to bring down prices — the top concern among midterm voters — have failed so far to pan out.
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The WaPo comments are a joy to read and give me hope. NYT comments are not far behind.
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Social media is basically by and for the oligarchs and their interests now, no matter how benign it seems. How long until BlueSky goes the way of the bird site?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Father of Lies 💀 @fatheroflies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This thread. I hope this man never sleeps well again.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"What I found researching a history of concentration camps around the world was that every ideology was vulnerable to authoritarianism"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man and his Demons by Ozy Worldy
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You cannot make this shiz up! #FDT #Pinks
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NEWS: The DOJ lawyer defending Trump's ban on
CNN, MSNBC and Politico is Michael Velchik. In college, he wrote a Latin class essay from Hitler's point of view, so disturbing his instructor made him redo it. In 2013 he called Mein Kampf his favorite book he'd read that year and praised Hitler's grasp of propaganda without mentioning the Holocaust.
This is the man now arguing in federal court that the press has no right to White House access.
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Angry Byrd @tylerbigbyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never forget how every Trump voter stayed a Trump voter until they themselves were the next victims of his policies, until then, they cheered him on. The most selfish people EVER. Me, me, me, & what about me 24-7
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/09/2026
Bless Mamdani for tuning out Trump's incessant babbling.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/09/2026
In the offseason, Giants Quarterback Jaxson Dart came out as a Trump loving fascist. At the time, I predicted he would get hit so hard he would quickly be injured. In his second game he got injured. Now he’s out for the season. Karma is a bitch.
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an Onion meme in the making.
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 23/09/2026
tawk. 🗣️
Rudy mozilla wildposting
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to know more.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They really have the dumbest people running things.
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chat is this good www.axios.com/newsletters/...

1 big thing: Ø Link economy breaks
Total U.S. web traffic for top news sites
Visits to approximately 100 top sites;

Traffic to news sites is plummeting in the
U.S. as tech giants steer people away from search and toward AI.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good stuff
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 22/09/2026
spotted last week
an ontario u-haul
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patriciarc58.bsky.social @patriciarc58.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he will NEVER top Jackie
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cpcville @cpcville.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can't make this up. Read the whole thread.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
nytimes.com
Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)
We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the “Babadook party picture” scenario turned up to the fiftieth degree
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OneThousandBooksLater @1000bookslater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Funny you should mention railroads. Richard White's "Railroaded" FTW on this topic. The analogy is starkly obvious. Massive corruption & graft, unneeded development, propaganda PR, environmental & social & financial disasters
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Paul adore le Canada @paulfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fake species ID reading as follows: North American Fiber-Seeking Backhoe
Backhoe fili-comedens
AKA "Big Yellow Fiber Finder", "That $%#@*&^"
Continent:
North America
Habitat:
Mostly urban, occasionally sighted in suburbs or rural areas
Diet:
Fiber optic cables primarily, although it will consume other cables such as power lines when hungry
Weight:
5800 - 11000 kg
(approx. 13000 - 25000 Ibs)
Known for its inexhaustible appetite for buried fiber optic cables, this invasive species has multiplied across North America in recent years. A relative, the European Fiber-Seeking Backhoe, has also emerged across the Atlantic, although it has evolved to be smaller than the North American variety due to smaller European roadways. Scientists are still seeking a means to reduce the multiplication of this species; since current regulatory methods are proving ineffective, limited hunting permits are being proposed.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/05/2025
i will never apologize for a post
a photo of a fig and another one cut it half labeled

Fig 1
Fig 2
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henricodems.bsky.social @henricodems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rob Wittman's Virginia: Killing Obama's regulation THAT WAS WORKING...because Trump said so @shannontaylorva.com is 🎯: "Rob Wittman has failed again to stand up to his party on behalf of our community." @wittmanwatch.bsky.social @bluevirginia.bsky.social @hanovervadems.bsky.social
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Folks asking for more details here ya go bsky.app/profile/five...
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump said that if I didn’t vote for him, gas prices would double. It looks like he was right.
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