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Real Original CP3

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I defend the public in Portland. Ball don’t lie.

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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm to avoid the appearance of bias or interest. Our political culture is in a lot of trouble that Republicans aren’t safer calling this out than ignoring or defending it.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hello, 911? I’d like to report a murder
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Temu Armie Hammer has spoken
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI is now the biggest investment in all of US history as a percentage of GDP. Datacenter construction is up, all other construction is down. "AI Is Squeezing Out the Rest of the Stock Market," reported WSJ 2 days ago. We basically bet the whole economy on the most optimistic visions panning out.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first two categories are expressly unconstitutional. Coker v. Georgia (1977) and Kennedy v. Louisiana (2008) forbid the death penalty for any non-homicide offense under the 8th Amendment Of course, SCOTUS gonna SCOTUS…
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 04/10/2026
ICE just spent $16.7 million arming agents with shock gloves—wearable devices that deliver a painful electric shock. Human rights organizations like Amnesty International say the gloves “could be readily misused for torture.” Mother Jones' @hurwitz.bsky.social investigates: bit.ly/472ZbhV
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’ve read about TN this week, please take a moment with this piece if you didn’t read it when we published it: It’s an investigation into the execution team Alabama has put together. It’s officers with a history of violence who choose each other. Eye-opening to what happens in executions.
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In Alabama, Prison Guards Accused of Violence and Misconduct Carry Out Secretive Executions - Bolts
As Alabama keeps details around the death penalty hidden, an investigation into its execution team raises questions about how incarcerated people are treated in their final moments.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 02/10/2026
How much does it cost to get more information about a cop who punched someone in the face? If you guessed anything lower than $2.5 million, you’d be wrong — at least according to the city of Eugene, Oregon. buff.ly/AlxYU8S
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Bikini Kill @theebikinikill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good evening! We are still raising funds for @chirla-org.bsky.social over on our Bandcamp until 12am PT. We have a super special limited edition sweatshirt ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
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Limited edition crewneck sweatshirt - CHIRLA fundraiser from Bikini Kill
Limited edition crewneck sweatshirt - CHIRLA fundraiser from Bikini Kill
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last couple of years I’ve been thinking a lot (and talking a bit) about how indigent defense is like trauma medicine. Dr. El-Sayed is speaking to one of the parallels here.
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Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Filing reports from the "GoPDX" PAC show the direct link between the business-led United for Portland PAC and a trio of new independent expenditures (GoPDX, Ditch Mitch & fix multco). These are the PACs behind a grip of billboards bashing Councilor Green / supporting Commissioner Brim-Edwards.
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Sam Brunson @smbrnsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any judge--sorry, immigration judge, not real judge--who requires a 2-year-old to represent themself and then deports them deserves to lose their license. And also rot in hell.
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why Society Hotel lady fled to NYC
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Oregon attorney general subpoenas records related to Made in Old Town
The effort to bring sneaker manufacturing to Portland collapsed after receiving millions of dollars in public funds.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CON: enjoying Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5” would require Significant Historical Context
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 24/09/2026
For more on Tim Tebow as the face of Life Surge's "hard sell" and what victims have to say, watch and listen to our special report from @kieraevebutler.bsky.social + @pablo.show.
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI might do horrible damage to the world. If it does, the most likely mechanism is that the economic bubble(s) surrounding the tech will burst, erasing billions or trillions in artificial assets after a decade of inflating hardware costs and wasted software development cycles.
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Nathaniel Glasgow @ncglasgow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The city funds the Portland Metro Chamber through the Downtown Clean and Safe ESD scam, so this hilarious fuckup is our tax dollars at work.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve been doing a thorough review of Tupac’s work this week, having missed most of his production when I was a kid. His bangers-per-track rate over the four albums published before his death is maybe unbeatable. Every groove is sick. Every line is delivered like a punch in a round-long combo.
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amb @amb.fyi · 07/09/2026
get ready to cyber bully your legislators that restoring and expanding bus service is a nonnegotiable component of a 2027 transportation package. It won’t happen unless we annoy the crap out of them with untold hundreds of angry constituents blowing up their inboxes and phone lines
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Dr. Scott Hartman - but not THAT kind of doctor @skeletaldrawing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Have you ever wanted to visually compare the size of your favorite extinct animals? Now you can, as I'm launching an interactive size comparison tool on my website. Give it a try and let me know what you think: www.skeletaldrawing.com/compare/
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tag yourself, I’m resopsionics
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social• 3mo
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Making social justice data legible through an embodied experience — pretty cool
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I always love reminding everyone that an alligator is more closely related to a hummingbird than to a lizard. Top tier Fun Fact.
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Bolts @boltsmag.org · 14/08/2026
“I’m a prosecutor because I think all prosecutors should be trying to put themselves out of work,” says Sarah Fair George, the chief prosecutor for Burlington, Vermont, who won her primary this week to seek another term.
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With Latest Win, Progressive Vermont Prosecutor Looks to Double Down on Reforms - Bolts
Over nearly a decade in office, Burlington’s chief prosecutor Sarah George has pursued a platform of restorative justice and dialing back low-level prosecutions.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I taught my high school students the following script: “I don’t talk to cops without my lawyer. I’m not talking to you and I want my lawyer.”
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a barrister bear @law-yering.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(1) clearly invoke your 6th amendment right to counsel (2) clearly invoke your 5th amendment right to remain silent (3) shut up You can’t talk to cops. They aren’t your friends. Theyre not there to help you. They’ve targeted you & are looking to build a case against you. Don’t help them.
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity"
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well this seems like an ethical problem
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stephen Miller isn’t nosferatu. He isn’t what you would get if you shaved a grinch. He isn’t the mastermind of a plot to enslave America. Stephen Miller is a tiny little weirdo. A creep. A toady. No one could stand him as a kid and he built what passes for a personality on that grievance.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This Spider-slander will not swing!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026
Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here’s why Lawsky is dunking on this guy opening his mouth: 1) if his explanations are accurate today, they’ll be accurate in a year 2) they would have been accurate coming from his lawyer …
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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indi @indinmkng.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ultimately so funny that rip city mgmt’s approach in these emails was “we would rather die than create a written public record of anything we say or do” and then their lawyer just forwarded the whole thing to the City
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guy worked really hard to become President of this country given how low his opinion is of how 80% of us live.* *80% of Americans live in cities according to the 2020 Census. 96% live in a metropolitan area.
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Right after college, my laptop and camera got stolen out of my car. I reported it. They said they would keep an eye out but there wasn’t anything else they could do. I found the camera (w/distinctive vintage bag) on Craigslist and called the cops. The said there wasn’t anything they could do.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 01/08/2026
still trying to wrap my head around the fact that out-of-towners threw a bigotry party at a facility that is demanding $120 million from the city, and my friend got thrown out for trying to make it clear that hate has no home in Portland with a t-shirt that deliberately didn't cross into profanity
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Change We Can Believe In
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Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UNPOPULAR OPINION: KING BOWSER WOULD HAVE WON THIS WAR IF NOT FOR MUSHROOMS KINGDOM’S ABILITY TO GROW PRODUCE TANUKI SUITS AND RECRUIT MUSTACHIOED PLUMBERS
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Flock's CEO just told local media its license plate readers don't take video. This came after the LAPD cancelled its contract Except, Flock announced a new feature that can turn "all" Flock cameras into live video cameras. Flock has now deleted the announcement www.404media.co/flocks-ceo-s...
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Flock's CEO Says its ALPRs Don't Do Video After Repeatedly Announcing They Can
Flock's CEO Garrett Langley says people don't understand the capabilities of its ALPR system, but they do.
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Khanh Pham for Oregon @khanhphamfororegon.com · 19/07/2026
It's unacceptable that the campaign to defund PCEF has spent the last few weeks brazenly lying to the public to collect signatures. It suggests backers know the public wouldn't otherwise support their effort to steal PCEF money for more cops. loom.ly/46IZ97c
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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