Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The legal system has treated this like these defendants were convicted of building missiles to kill Nazis using this tool: 100
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026She goes by Bea, but her government name is Beatrix. Sometimes she’s Bea-elzatrix, after Stephen Lynch’s Beelz. Often sung, for example: “Her Real Name is Bea-elzatrix, but you can call her Bea // she’ll have all of your lettuce, then she’ll have your knee” Because look at that maniac 060
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Anyway, that “system partner” ran on a platform of being mean to People You Don’t Like, not on making things work better so I guess we can’t accuse him of hypocrisy. 001
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I can’t stop thinking about this honey orange cortado from Bar Centro. @chefjoseandres.bsky.social why did you do this to me? Sidebar, that ham and Swiss croissant is going to get someone sent to the Hague. 092
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 13/12/2025All my NorCal homies and Bay Area Baes know about this already? 110
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Add Sec. Chavez-DeRemer to the list of folks who’ve adopted the President’s approved gender presentation. Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics): 110
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Seriously, let me go back to 1974 and dump a bottle of gin on this damn napkin. 010
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Absolutely beclowning themselves. Since 1975 the number of people living in poverty in America has gone up. But the rate is pretty steady - between 10 and 15%. (1/8 is 12.5%, pretty much exactly the historic norm) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu... 100
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Hood River, OR Population 8,350 Maybe 2,000 protestors when I was there? #NoKings 030
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I’ve said this before, but my granddad, who gave maxed-out, Christmas-card-list contributions to GWB would be spinning in his grave if he hadn’t been cremated. The strutting machismo of American fascism is as empty as Mussolini’s and more morally bankrupt for defacing a nearly 250-year old republic 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Not to draw an equivalence between anti-Jewish and anti-Arab racism - hate against each has a lengthier history than I’m qualified to recount. But the groups share a linguistic and ethnic history, and racism against them each is particularly suspect. 010
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 31/07/2025This detail is new to me. This might be a jurisdictional difference, but in my State every single jail or prison call that isn’t to or from a pre-registered attorney’s phone number is recorded. This seems really bizarre: 020
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The pride of Northern State University, Mount Marty College, South Dakota State University, and the University of South Dakota, folks. She was apparently a Member of Congress getting internship credit before she got her BA in political science, where she I guess she missed the day on the Magna Carta 010
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Yes, you did watch an amazing episode of the West Wing where beloved character actor Pete Postlethwaite explained that this would be spectacularly illegal, on top of the obvious operational security problems, terrible optics, and absolutely porcine graft. 010
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Honestly surprising to see this level of competition, given the benefits to both the Spurs and the Blazers to losing this game. Neither is gonna catch TOR, the last 4 games could move POR from 9 to as high as 12 or 13… and losing to SA would have had them tied* at 8. *SA won the season series 3-1 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 30/03/2025His logic is: A. The left want to destroy Elon B. So they say he is a Nazi C. So the left are evil (circular) Counterpoint: A. If it steps like a goose, it’s probably a goose B. A Nazi salute is a Nazi salute even if you say it was ironic C. Wanting Nazis out of power is always a good thing 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Unhinged. An absolute sliding door. Nixon’s Madman Theory suggested that a President could seek advantage by appearing willing to do anything. This man is actually starting a trade war with our largest trading partner, closest ally, and neighbor across the world’s longest unguarded border. 010
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 15/02/2025DOJ lawyers are going to spend the next several years getting really tired of seeing this tweet 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 12/02/2025There was some actual social change related to the 2020 protests - the NBA allowed players space to replace their names with (limited, approved) slogans, the NFL allowed players to add similar (more limited) slogans to their helmets. 1/3 110
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Good to know that the Law and Order party is all about… Yeah, yeah, we need a new joke. 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 09/11/2024A self-portrait, from a time when I was working under a crushing misdemeanor caseload. I couldn’t keep my clients names, faces, and cases straight. I felt useless. A dim, flickering lamp, in a storm. It has gotten better. Some. Slowly. #publicdefense #OCDLA 030
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 07/11/2024He’s so so so close to understanding exactly how tariffs raise prices paid by domestic consumers. Almost there, buddy! 000
Real Original CP3 @cp3.bsky.social · 08/10/2023Found a place to lay low when you’re being chased by dirty cops 000
