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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a true friend is one who will look at the dress you're considering for an afternoon tea and instantly respond with "it's giving Republican real estate agent"

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

aging protip: get a big set (6-8) of cheap reading glasses and put one pair in every room of the house

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm betting the documents will definitely *not *be Smith's "Companies colluding to raise prices is the real problem" or "Excess profits are the real problem" or "you have to pay your workers a living wage" from Wealth or "admiring rich people is in fact a moral failing" from Moral Sentiment.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a few years ago I contacted a smallish business about restocking an item, and a day later received a helpful email from a sales associate. today I sent a similar email to that same business and received two separate AI-generated responses asking me to click a button that does not exist

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love Henri Lefebvre even despite the occasional reminder that he barely considers women to be people

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

all cats are beautiful of course, ahem, but for real have you seen my cats???

A black tuxedo cat on a blue bed. She is all black except for a white bib, and she's wearing a collar with her name in rhinestones. She has one paw lifted daintily.

A gray and white tuxedo cat on a gray carpet. He is staring at you with beautiful soulful eyes like his sisters'. This is my Caturday gift to you.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

there's a guy on the neighbor's stoop going absolutely ham on an electric guitar, he's got an amp and backing track and everything. you'll never get me to give up on this country

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

me: middle age is awesome. I don't care what society or colleagues or random men think. I am fully actualized and satisfied with myself also me: I need the Labcorp receptionist to approve of me. I can't let her down

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

NE DC/Rosedale and Kingman Park friends - looks like a pretty serious fire at the Pentacle apartment complex

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the Basement Yard guys have always been a good example of bro-coded positive masculinity but now in their mid-30s they're crushing it. content like "what makes a good spray bottle" and "jam jars: glass or plastic". we must protect them at all costs

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Roz Chast's graphic novel/memoir about her aging parents is maybe the funniest book to make you cry your eyes out

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026

This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

friend in Australia was talking about discussing Trump with her fellow Australian friends, and how his money and connections means he can't be removed from power, and when I explained that Congress actually has the power to remove him and could do so at any time we experienced a mutual dying inside

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

as a resident of DC, I want statehood, but I also very much want revenge

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

#DEFCON may have taken a stand against pervert glasses but celebrating the other most fash-coded accessory is fine I guess

A photo from DEFCON displaying a sponsor banner from Zyn, owned by Philip Morris.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

if you haven't watched the trailer and need to experience deep dissociation/hangover-type confusion for some reason, give it a whirl. I cannot emphasize enough how fundamentally anti-human it is. It's like a movie made by aliens whose only knowledge of human behavior came from textbooks

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

baroque music/women composer enthusiasts: I really enjoyed this Barbara Strozzi album by Alice Duport-Percier and Franck Marcon (video links to full playlist)

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Sacri musicali affetti, Op. 5: Hodie oritur

YouTube video by Franck Marcon - Topic

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

new to me at least: National Guard and vehicles parked at the Starburst. what exactly does this accomplish? it feels like a threat. hate this

National Guard members standing outside two military vehicles in a goddamn pedestrian plaza in northeast Washington DC

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

if you're in a relationship with a man between the ages of 35 and 55 you have to send him this post, I don't make the rules

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

almost at the end of this fantastic Antonio Gramsci biography and it's clear that he was an extraordinary intellectual and also dangerously (fatally?) naive

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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Going outside this morning

Selma: My god, it's like five cigarettes at once!

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

good morning, DC! love to need a mask just to water the plants

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

getting injections for my back, which I'm excited for, but my doctor is named Dylan. would you trust a Dylan with your spine

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

maybe a long shot for book bluesky, but has anybody translated any works of Achille Campanile into English?

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 09/07/2026

the reason that people are being so loud about "i told you so" with platner is that it sucks shit to have to spend your entire life doing an uncredited minor in how to avoid being the victim of sexual violence and then have that expertise dismissed as you being a shrill hysterical bitch

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

gonna log off rather than read the next several hours of justification for why stuff like this is overblown and immaterial

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

who could have known except literally everyone with a functioning brain

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

when you really don't like fireworks but you've had gabapentin

A very brave gray tuxedo cat under the bed between drawers. He lies listlessly on one side, a paw out, cheek to the floor.

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Rafael M Batista @rafmbatista.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Patriot front marching from Union Station right now. White supremacist and neo-fascist organization. Cowards.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

not even the day of yet and I gotta say 4th of July hits different under occupation

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

"Law and Order: Government Accountability Office Vs. Everybody Who Visited the White House For Any Reason, 2025-2028"

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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

By far the best thing about the Great American State Fair is that DC statehood activists have infiltrated it (with official permission!) and are lobbying attendees to support their cause. I saw several MAGA tourists receiving the polite but vigorous spiel for DC statehood and it warmed my heart.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

@stjohnsgreatbooks.bsky.social I realize you're not using this platform but it actually sucks real bad that an associate dean spoke at Bari Weiss's Academy for Acceptable Hitlers. we have got to stop letting people use "classical education" to smuggle in reactionary ideas

A LinkedIn post indicating that Brendan Boyle, Associate Dean at St. John's College, visited the "University" of Austin Texas "to explain how Plato's dialogues hold a lesson universities urgently need to relearn."

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#caturday catch: we had a mama-to-be cat (a kitten herself) in our yard. not if I can help it! snatched her up and she'll be headed to the vet Monday for a spay abort---no babies for this baby

A beautiful pregnant gray tabby with green eyes stares up at you from outdoors. She is actually quite small, unlikely to be more than two years old.

The pregnant tabby is eating churu on our deck. Come closer...

The same pregnant tabby kitten, now in a cat backpack. She's not happy about the situation but she will be soon.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

enjoying homemade tamales and refried beans with a delightful Loire cab franc. this is a thing you can do if you're not a baby who's afraid of flavor

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/06/2026

oh wow good morning Janeese Lewis George

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

HAHAHAH EAT SHIT BROOKE PINTO I mean. ahem. good morning

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

it's been three days and I'm still thinking about The Furious. this may be the first movie I have to see in theaters a second time

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Furious is: - absolutely mandatory theater experience - somehow even wilder and better than the hype - most unexpected use of Rachmaninoff This is your sign to see it with the largest group possible if you haven't already. Thank you Bsky for making me aware of this masterpiece

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

an honest-to-god procession of cars with signs and bullhorns saying we must vote Kenyan McDuffie. I'll pass

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

it's been maybe 48 hours and I already forget how I lived without the @capitalweather.bsky.social app

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ruthless FARA enforcement will solve at least half of the problems with US foreign policy punditry

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Chris Dwan (he/him) @somershade.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I’m so frustrated that I have to argue 20th century philosophy about whether machines are people and 18th century science about whether germs are real and fucking 15th century colonial bullshit about whether people are human beings.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

democrats never pushed back on Reagan-era anti-government GOP talking points and now dipshits like this think GS-12s who ride the bus with their sack lunch are part of the "Epstein class"

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

"I went through the trunk. What the hell is in the basement?" Widow's Bay has gotta be one of the funniest things airing and Patricia has my entire heart

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I've wanted to see CWG go indie for years now and let me tell you these people are getting my money SO fast

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

anybody know what's with the 5 AM helicopters doing circles this low?

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