Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 17hThe lower middle class urge to have well-stocked non-perishables 🧻🧼🪥 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When I see stuff like this I just remember that there are hundreds of games made before the slop era and GPU crisis that I have never played. If the spigot shut off today I'd still be busy for the rest of my life, before these demons ruined the industry 000
Reposted by Cousin DannyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman 112690357
Reposted by Cousin DannyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek. 14559171124
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Parents cannot accept the damage that being a piece of shit as a personality has done to their relationships. They cheerlead for fascists and crooks on social media then face their families in real life with doe-eyed indignation until the breaking point. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Window unit ACs fighting for their lives in LA this weekend 🫠 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Devastating news out of Culver City today. Respect and love to all our local transit operators. This is completely unacceptable!smdp.comCulver City Bus Driver Shot Three Times in Head, Witnesses Say; Suspect at LargeA man was hospitalized Thursday evening after a shooting involving a Culver City bus near South Centinela and Mitchell avenues, and police were still searching for the shooter as of 6:30 pm. The Los ... 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Took LA Metro and CC Bus to see The Odyssey in 70mm downtown LA today. Athena's favor got me there in under an hour both ways. Great movie. Be sure to stay for the Aeneid post-credits teaser. ⛵ 000
Reposted by Cousin DannyCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️ 30909162
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026At a child's birthday party yesterday and caught some fun boomer one-offs. "How did they let them DO that?!" (Build housing in Calabasas) "Socialists! Communists!" About some organizations "Not ultra-woke!" "The guy has a podcast on Spotify and he knows things about Israel no one else does." 010
Reposted by Cousin Dannybettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 27/07/2026The people who complain about empty bike lanes do not want full bike lanes. They want no bike lanes. 21594110
Reposted by Cousin DannyMalacoda (Incubi are already spooky🎃) @incubusmalacoda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Desk clerk: "Nice Zelda hat!" Me: "Thanks!" Desk clerk: "I'm excited for the Ocarina of Time remake. I've never played it, but it was my mom's favorite game as a kid." Me:static.klipy.comOld Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4Alt: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4 542841367
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026GTA ah law enforcement in the #animorphs literary universe #booksky 040
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When's the last time anyone got a good deal on something? I feel like that's a lost part of our culture. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Chomping on my pals late at night in #animorphs book 7. #booksky 020
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Reading some.of my favorite children's literature about young kids turning into animals. #animorphs #booksky 040
Reposted by Cousin DannyJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Some really crazy cases in here - cop looked up ex-girlfriend and family in Flock 100+ times - cop stalked wife giving "test" as reason - cop searched one plate 395 times in 10 months; was later fired Cops keep getting arrested for using Flock to stalk people www.404media.co/cops-keep-ge...404media.coCops Keep Getting Arrested for Using Flock to Stalk PeopleThere have been more than a dozen cases around the country where police use Flock to obsessively and illegally stalk people. 8933361433
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Every piece of cake I've ever had has been fine. 000
Reposted by Cousin DannyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Yeah, but can the Chinese use slurs at work now? 331499230
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Eating a second ice cream sandwich tonight. For the troops. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026HSA, FSA, FHA, IRA, 401k, 529... An arcane gauntlet of financial and bureaucratic mini-games dominate every necessity of life. 000
Reposted by Cousin Dannyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa... 206110453976
Reposted by Cousin DannyAlex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It’s weird to me that we count the gutter as part of bike infrastructure width. 55864100
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Thank you @microsoft.com for forcing a midnight update and rebooting my PC which closed all my applications and deleted my WIP drawing. Thank you. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Novels like Don Quixote are what I refer to as tales of Classic Buffoonery. Where the protagonists are silly guys who go on misguided or otherwise fraught adventures. E.g., The Odyssey, Of Mice and Men, Candide, Moby Dick, etc. If you want a genuine analysis of DQ, I highly recommend this: #bookskyyoutu.beDon QuixoteYouTube video by Michael Sugrue 020
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The "y" in "chocolatey" seems suspicious to me. Like why did they say it that way? What is really going on with these pancakes for children? 000
Reposted by Cousin Dannywint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133633057
Reposted by Cousin DannyKenny Uong @kennyuong.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Greetings from Hoboken, New Jersey! This city hasn’t reported a single traffic fatality since January 2017!! That’s why I’m here to see what Vision Zero designs they’ve implemented! 😯 Some examples include: curb extensions, intersection daylighting, bioswales! 👏🏽🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♂️🏙️🌱 739677
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I forget who said it but I always think about a joke that says white people will say they have no childhood trauma then show up four hours early to the airport 010
Reposted by Cousin DannyKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty 2479061450
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/04/2026What I like most about doing laundry is first just how long it takes. Then how immediately your children will smear peanut butter or some such on it. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/04/2026If we can just rebrand electrification and solar power with "rugged individualist" propaganda the MAGA chuds will be all over it. Duped into their own best interests for once 🤔 000
Reposted by Cousin Dannydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/04/2026they had our number when they said they couldn't retaliate against us for killing their national heroes because our heroes are cartoon characters 121135110
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Everyone hated a little boy like this in elementary school. 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The end of the empire was visible from far away but you'd really have to squint to see how stupid it would be 000
Reposted by Cousin DannyKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 24/03/2026not only are they not good people, this performative courting of nonexistent integrity is a bizarre waste of everybody's time 1993551596
Reposted by Cousin Dannymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the same way eliminating car dealers, realtors and other parasitic right-wing industries needs to be a goal of the left for its own survival, eliminating chriorpactors, the supplements industry and other quack medicine needs to be on the agenda too 322279485
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 22/03/2026The #CulverCity councils' rotating roster of conservative liberals 100
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Is it even physical media bought off Amazon if the packaging isn't blasted into a dozen pieces? 000
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Best case scenario is the golf courses can't get the fertilizer they need to keep the greens green. Only then will the quarter vests and tech shorts come to their senses. 010
Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Over the years I've come to realize my dog's greatest joy in life is not greeting me at the door but sampling the buffet of street trash and dirt crusted animal droppings on his walk. I've resisted, naturally. But through time and growth I've come to ask myself, who am I to take this from him? 010
Reposted by Cousin DannyDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 07/03/2026One thing I feel ought to be discussed more is the fact that basically all rural and suburban places in the US are subsidized by cities. They resent cities. They insult cities. They elect politicians who abuse cities. But none of them could survive without cities. 852427467
