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Cousin Danny

@cousindanny.bsky.social
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23h
The lower middle class urge to have well-stocked non-perishables 🧻🧼🪥
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23h
Sherman was always a corporate scumbag. Hated him as my rep
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I see stuff like this I just remember that there are hundreds of games made before the slop era and GPU crisis that I have never played. If the spigot shut off today I'd still be busy for the rest of my life, before these demons ruined the industry
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That just happened and had no consequences. Completely insane time to be alive
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The guy who's in the Epstein files?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Parents cannot accept the damage that being a piece of shit as a personality has done to their relationships. They cheerlead for fascists and crooks on social media then face their families in real life with doe-eyed indignation until the breaking point.
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I had the time I'd do it all over again
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Window unit ACs fighting for their lives in LA this weekend 🫠
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devastating news out of Culver City today. Respect and love to all our local transit operators. This is completely unacceptable!
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Culver City Bus Driver Shot Three Times in Head, Witnesses Say; Suspect at Large
A man was hospitalized Thursday evening after a shooting involving a Culver City bus near South Centinela and Mitchell avenues, and police were still searching for the shooter as of 6:30 pm. The Los ...
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took LA Metro and CC Bus to see The Odyssey in 70mm downtown LA today. Athena's favor got me there in under an hour both ways. Great movie. Be sure to stay for the Aeneid post-credits teaser. ⛵
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Klobuchar with a strong start and a weak finish.
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The main reason production left to Canada was the 50%+ labor subsidy offered there. Everything else is incidental
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
had an unexpected $5000 car repair and I’m really struggling. if someone could rename a lake it would really help ❤️
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Would never read or click these on principle but clearly I'm in the minority
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Personally don't mind rounded corners but everything else pmo
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What a self-righteous prick and stupid person
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why don't we reframe solar/battery tech as a "rugged individualist" aesthetic that should ideologically appeal to what the rest of us might refer to as a typical MAGA chud? At least in those markets
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
High praise
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At a child's birthday party yesterday and caught some fun boomer one-offs. "How did they let them DO that?!" (Build housing in Calabasas) "Socialists! Communists!" About some organizations "Not ultra-woke!" "The guy has a podcast on Spotify and he knows things about Israel no one else does."
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You don't have to do this
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(scary) abby @abbysux.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this gaming industry collapse

We play 20 year old games

Splendid.
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's so esoteric I didn't even know it was a problem! Enjoyed it regardless
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Keep him away from the left please he's done enough to thwart it as it is
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I believe he's answered these types of questions sufficiently by now ffs
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Many such cases
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The American people have had enough!
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You don't ever need to do this
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Tobias the stoic. #animorphs #booksky
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bettybarcode (she/her) @bettybarcode.com · 27/07/2026
The people who complain about empty bike lanes do not want full bike lanes. They want no bike lanes.
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Malacoda (Incubi are already spooky🎃) @incubusmalacoda.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Desk clerk: "Nice Zelda hat!" Me: "Thanks!" Desk clerk: "I'm excited for the Ocarina of Time remake. I've never played it, but it was my mom's favorite game as a kid." Me:
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Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
Alt: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
GTA ah law enforcement in the #animorphs literary universe #booksky
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Congrats!
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Couldn't have done it without your friend Lindsey Graham
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Feels good 😎
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When's the last time anyone got a good deal on something? I feel like that's a lost part of our culture.
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At first I thought this must be about Tim Pool's band
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is so pathetic and hilarious. What a bunch of freaks
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Chomping on my pals late at night in #animorphs book 7. #booksky
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Still thinking about all that dumb shit you said about Graham
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was a lifelong scumbag doing until crimes but at least he was nice to you
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hell yeah this is amazing. Well done
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Reading some.of my favorite children's literature about young kids turning into animals. #animorphs #booksky
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Lmao
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
America's Mayor!
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
America is over bro pack it up
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rare church W I'm not mad
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Cousin Danny @cousindanny.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm reading #Animorphs again #booksky
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