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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don’t know if Jim Davis’ Wario is Bill Watterson or Scott Adams, but I do know that Grimm is Garfield’s Waluigi

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It reads like they’re announcing six people actually died during production

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Automatic writing gives you aphasia

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Psychokinesis makes your nose bleed Telepathy makes you hangry Precognition makes you sleepy Postcognition makes you have to poop Remote viewing makes you horny Pyrokinesis makes you synaesthetic Cryokinesis also makes you have to poop

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

POV: Your cat is so dang orange it changes the color of the whole wall.

An orange cat with a long puffy tail resting in a windowsill on a sunny morning. The walls, which are normally off-white, appear orange from a combination of the camera flash and sunlight coming in from another window.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There were so many claiming to be the messiah back then (and have been so many since then). This is a bit like asking an Episcopalian why they don’t revere Joseph Smith or Hong Xiuquan

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

From Durin Parton’s “Runestone” album: 🎶 Your fury is beyond compare With hoarfrost locks of snow-white hair/ With ice-blue skin and weapons forged with runes/ Your laughter foretells all our doom/ Your footfalls echo through the room/ And I cannot compete with you, Jotun🎶

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mike P Nelson and his robot pals Tim Servo and Craw

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need to slip a king cake baby into one of those

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think lawsky overuses the “I would die of embarrassment“ reactions when a judge gets mad in an order, but I think that’s on point here. Actually, I’d be more afraid Judge McMahon would come to my house and smash my face in with a brick than just embarrassed.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My kid, narrating some battle between his figures between homework pages: “I’m having a great apocalypse. I was born a 40-year-old car, and that’s the one mutation that’s kept me alive.”

C.A.R.R., a beat-up, neurotic orange jalopy of a talking car from the early-aughts Adult Swim show “Stroker & Hoop.” Betcha weren’t expecting THAT reference, were ya, elder millenials!

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Never heard of it before just now, still don’t really understand it beyond that it’s an inside joke

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Had to refrain from cussing out the TV because I was watching a movie with my kid

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We compromised by having him say “I like to go to the office and talk to the people there.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The students in my kid’s classroom all need to take “class helper“ roles, which is fine, except their teacher is making them APPLY for those jobs. Seems a bit harsh for third grade. Also, my kid wants the Office Messenger role specifically so he can steal candy from the principal’s desk.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I find it refreshing how consistently Mark Hamill consistently posts sincere, cringe, “MSNBC resistance grandpa“ stuff here. Harry Turtledove, too.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can’t fool me, that’s Ben Grimm

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

On the one hand, yeah. On the other hand, when one of the McElroy podcasts rebranded from hate-watching The Bachelor into talking about things they liked, I bounced real fast, so I can’t really claim the moral high ground

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In Dallas for the weekend, and I was not expecting to see a gigantic rat’s head staring up at me as the plane started to descend

View from my plane of a peninsula that looks like a snarling rat’s head

Google Maps view showing the snarling rat’s head peninsula

Slightly more zoomed out view of the rat’s head peninsula, showing that it is a feature on Grapevine Lake, just outside of Dallas

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Best part about that character is that you’re sure he’s a conman from the moment he first speaks in That Voice, and it later turns out while he *is* a conman that voice ain’t fake.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“I’m seeing double, five musketeers!”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I really hope he’s got a lawyer and isn’t just trying to livestream his way outta the SEC. Funny as that would be …

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Peppy’s dialogue is, at most, 1.5 entendres already

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“I fell into a Satellite of Love/ I went up, up, up, and the movies were dumb“

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Doom: ”I also have goat’s feet that I trip over sometimes!” Reed: “That’s great, Vic.” Doom: “For my first evil plan I’m going to take over a Danish youth hostel!” Reed: ”Hey, you okay, buddy?”

The Avengers: Doomsday poster, but the text has been changed to: “In Ultimate Marvel, my name is Victor Van Damme. I’m also descended from Dracula and one of my powers is poisonous breath.”

Ultimate Doom was really a sad sack of a villain, at least early on.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So few people who didn’t grow up in the South have any idea how brutal a ”bless your heart“ is, let alone an “I’ll pray for you.”

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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yup. My wife did a semester abroad in Hyderabad and said all the cool kids there were the Christians who smoked, and I went to high school with a guy who was Roman Catholic Kshatriya.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Chappell Roan: 🎶piss drinkers club/ I’m gonna guzzle urine at the piss drinkers club🎶 Chappell Roan’s agent: I like the beat, but can you *please* change the lyrics

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Good god, Anomen. He’s “the guy who just doesn’t get it” distilled to its purest essence.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If you see this, post an archer

The Belcher family, from Bob’s Burgers, drawn in the style of Archer.

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dame @dame.is · 17/08/2026

i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #17 dame.is/creating/ratioed/17

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is a very dumb joke that I’m fiercely proud of

Lyrics to a Soviet-themed parody of “Smooth” by Santana:

Lenin’s a cold one/
Like 7 months beneath the Yakutsk Sun/
I hear you’re purging, disappearing everyone/
Your politburo/
My Yezhovshchina/
My Yaroslavl Mona Lisa/
You’re my reason for treason, my Sevastopol

And if you said, ‘This Slav ain’t good enough,’/
I would Five Year Plan/
To lift you up./
I would seize the means of production of your mood/
Because you’re so smooth

And it’s just like the Baltic under the moon/
It’s the same as the emotion that I get from you/
You’ve got the kind of Slavin’ that can be so smooth/
Give me your heart, and Crimea, or else forget about it

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Everything new that comes out about this incel romcom is the dumbest, saddest, and laziest shit ever

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yeah, we were 6 weeks early too.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jesus. OB and nurse didn’t believe my wife was in labor either. Hospitalist came to check her for the UTI they kept telling her was causing all the pain. Hospitalist announced she was fully dilated and the baby came out 10 mins later. Nurse fled the room and said ”I need to rethink my life.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This movie would be so much better as a black comedy about the insane bureaucracy surrounding this dumb law, with the romcom bits tossed in as a side plot.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This episode manages to combine mountaineering disasters, nonprofit accounting, and hilarious levels of embezzlement into one package. That covers just about all of my family’s special interests. 10/10, no notes.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I had a dealer demand an additional $2K from me as I was leaving to get the cashier’s check to pay for the car we’d just agreed to a price on. I asked why and they said “so we can make more money.” I thought it was impressive how they lost a sale they’d already made.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jolly Green Giant and Kool-Aid Man for muscle, The King because I don’t him out to get me, and Little Caesar because he’s got a weapon.

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