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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

POV: Your cat is so dang orange it changes the color of the whole wall.

An orange cat with a long puffy tail resting in a windowsill on a sunny morning. The walls, which are normally off-white, appear orange from a combination of the camera flash and sunlight coming in from another window.

Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My kid, narrating some battle between his figures between homework pages: “I’m having a great apocalypse. I was born a 40-year-old car, and that’s the one mutation that’s kept me alive.”

C.A.R.R., a beat-up, neurotic orange jalopy of a talking car from the early-aughts Adult Swim show “Stroker & Hoop.” Betcha weren’t expecting THAT reference, were ya, elder millenials!

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In Dallas for the weekend, and I was not expecting to see a gigantic rat’s head staring up at me as the plane started to descend

View from my plane of a peninsula that looks like a snarling rat’s head

Google Maps view showing the snarling rat’s head peninsula

Slightly more zoomed out view of the rat’s head peninsula, showing that it is a feature on Grapevine Lake, just outside of Dallas

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Doom: ”I also have goat’s feet that I trip over sometimes!” Reed: “That’s great, Vic.” Doom: “For my first evil plan I’m going to take over a Danish youth hostel!” Reed: ”Hey, you okay, buddy?”

The Avengers: Doomsday poster, but the text has been changed to: “In Ultimate Marvel, my name is Victor Van Damme. I’m also descended from Dracula and one of my powers is poisonous breath.”

Ultimate Doom was really a sad sack of a villain, at least early on.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If you see this, post an archer

The Belcher family, from Bob’s Burgers, drawn in the style of Archer.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is a very dumb joke that I’m fiercely proud of

Lyrics to a Soviet-themed parody of “Smooth” by Santana:

Lenin’s a cold one/
Like 7 months beneath the Yakutsk Sun/
I hear you’re purging, disappearing everyone/
Your politburo/
My Yezhovshchina/
My Yaroslavl Mona Lisa/
You’re my reason for treason, my Sevastopol

And if you said, ‘This Slav ain’t good enough,’/
I would Five Year Plan/
To lift you up./
I would seize the means of production of your mood/
Because you’re so smooth

And it’s just like the Baltic under the moon/
It’s the same as the emotion that I get from you/
You’ve got the kind of Slavin’ that can be so smooth/
Give me your heart, and Crimea, or else forget about it

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show no one remembers but you.

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills. Imagine if someone wanted to make Power Rangers but only had castoff singlets from American Gladiators and some spray paint for costumes and their budget was “we will drive you to lunch after filming.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

“We can your eyes with the mighty Orbnauticus.” “But how do you make money? Do you charge per scan? Are you selling them to … ophthalmologists? Optometrists? Who’s buying …” “You will not question the mighty Orbnauticus!”

Oglethorpe, an orange spiky blob-alien from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, yells at someone not to question the mighty Orbnauticus. In the show it’s just a disco ball, which makes about as much sense as the other thing.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Kid is going through a sustained Smurfs phase, so now we have this cool poster

A poster of the Smurfs from the 2025 Smurfs movie, the one with Rhiana.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

TEND to mah fires and LIVE in the mires and GRAB the little creature of BOGGY CREEK

A still from the MST3K episode BOGGY CREEK 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES, featuring the oafish and menacing character of Old Man Crenshaw. He’s a big, filthy, portly man with a long unkempt beard, overalls with only one strap fastened, no shirt, and an inexplicable rubber band around his forehead. The last third of the movie is about a group of researchers trying to rescue a baby Bigfoot from Old Man Crenshaw’s closet.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Well, first off, here’s you claiming that the US has no beaches, so lol. And second, you’re the one who posted a photo of a dead fish near your and you’re the one who linked to that post as proof that England has beautiful beaches. You’re also the one who thought the Autobahn was inside the US.

Captain Pooky: America also has beaches … several in fact …

A marvelous moth: No it doesn’t, also fuck off, and fuck you; and fuck your shithole no-beach country full of dollars white disphits

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I had one edition that was spiral bound. And not with quality spiral binding either, but the wobbly plastic spiral combs like this

A photo of thick, plastic spiral binding combs, the kind that cut the paper as you turn each page and are so thin and brittle they risk breaking if you read the book more than once. Combine this with low-quality paper, and you’ve got yourself an RPG core book that will be falling apart within a month.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Spent a minute petting my cat with my foot. Then I felt a weird flat ridge.

My foot resting against the flat top of a “Kick the Cheat” plushie.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Gonna tell my kid this was Cream the Rabbit.

A picture of the Ice Cream Bunny from the film “Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.” Imagine a filthy, ill-fitting white rabbit costume with extra fur glued onto the cheeks and you’re mostly there. In this image the ice cream bunny is winking at a small child. As creepy as it looks, this is the Ice Cream Bunny at his least menacing. At other times in the movie, he drives an old, dilapidated fire truck over rough, uneven ground near a beach in Florida, and I would not be surprised to learn he ran someone over doing that because there’s no way he could see or steer that thing.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Opinions I did not know I had before today: Sluggo would absolutely be Tetsuo in the Nancy adaptation of Akira.

A drawing of comic strip characters Nancy and Sluggo on a futuristic motorcycle reminiscent of Kaneda’s in Akira.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Tired: Long-Furby Inspired: Tall-Cheat

A “Kick the Cheat” doll from Homestar Runner, leaning against a chair and wearing my kid’s pajama pants.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

So this shirt I got from Dowdy Studio in Dallas is awesome … but I also thought I ghost was staring at me from the backyard when I did the dishes tonight.

A white-on-black t-shirt from Dowdy Studio in Dallas, showing an anthropomorphic donut styling its hair.

The reflection of a man wearing a black-and-white t-shirt looking out on a dark night, such that the cartoon donut on the shirt looks like a ghost.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Poster showing a robot cop with a gun, against a postapocalyptic background. Top text reads “Judge. Jury. Executioner.” Title of the film: “R.O.T.O.R.”

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Jonathan Harris as Doctor Smith from Lost In Space (1965).

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.

Jabberjaw and the Neptunes, specifically the 2001 reimagining of them as a Ska Band when Toonami was doing that kind of thing.

Left to right in the front row: Shelly, a woman in jeans and a tank top, playing bass and doing a high kick. Clamhead, a man in jean shorts a green t-shirt, kneeling and playing the trumpet. Biff, a man in tan chinos and a blue polo shirt, singing lead vocals and playing guitar. Bubbles, a woman in a poodle skirt playing the keyboard.

In the back row is Jabberjaw himself, a great white shark with a soul patch and nose ring. He’s the drummer.

I swear this thing is real.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

You will be visited by three spirits

Left to right: Strong Sad, Strong Bad, and Strong Mad, from Homestar Runner

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

“You will Be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits

The Galaxy Trio, from the old Hannah-Barbera cartoon.

Left to right: Vapor Man (a green-and-blue alien who can turn into clouds), Gravity Girl (a red-headed white woman in a purple jumpsuit, who can turn gravity on or off), Meteor Man (a brown-skinned alien with pointy elf ears who is just kinda big).

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The best thing about that show, a thing I unironically like about it, was Glen Shadix’s performance as the voice of Nimbar, the “legally not Zordon” character. Glen Shadix was a national damn treasure.

A cheap “headquarters hidden within a cave” set, with a large, pink, pulsating slime-creature that prominently featured. This was Nimbar, the sassy “legally not Zordon” of the series Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills. Voiced by Glen Shadix (who was in so many Tim Burton movies), Nimbar was a tired, lazy, sassy, camp character who held the main characters in quiet contempt. He was the best part of the show.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

But for peak “the Power Rangers we have at home” energy, you need these guys.

Promotional image for “Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills,” prominently featuring four American Gladiators-style wrestlers in cheap spandex and ill-fitting masks.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Your favorite Star Wars character exemplifies how you like to have fun, and your favorite Star Trek captain reveals who you want your best self to be. Huh. Distressingly accurate.

Jabba the Hutt reclining in his gross slime chair

The Pakled King, putting on the biggest crown and about to smash stuff

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Okay, I did not have “Publisher’s Clearinghouse Scam” on today’s bingo card.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

My cat registers her complaints re: traveling out of town for Thanksgiving

My cat, rolling around on the carpet, swatting at me with her paws.

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Count Bobula @countbobula.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.

The Lexx, from the eponymous series. You could never really tell if it was supposed to be a dragonfly or a dick and balls or both.

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