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Kat

@couldyounot.bsky.social
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ADHD. Serial scroller, terrible at posting. She/her.

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Kat @couldyounot.bsky.social · 9h
New 6 word story just dropped
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Janine @janinefrompgh.bsky.social · 16h
#TheNoirCollective
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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v buckenham @v21.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
til that there's a cultural difference here!
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you I have written the whole poem. Ed Sheeran’s “The Raven” awaits you at www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy
A photo of some blurry text on a laptop screen, mostly the title “Ed Sheeran’s The Raven” is visible.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@texaninnyc

Hi @U2 big fan. I notice that your guitarist uses a lot of unresolved sus2 and sus4 chords that build tension but never release it by going to the tonic. Is that why he's called the Edge. Please respond.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony [Three men in aristocratic attire look down from a balcony in a scene from The Twilight Saga: New Moon. They are edited to be bald.]
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now faintly annoyed I haven't had any AI spam emails complimenting me on 'The Turn of the Screw'.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Kat @couldyounot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This feels very Terry Pratchett-esque to me
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Tristan Stewart-Robertson @srtristan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And the full link is as brutal as the graphic.
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Jason Arday told the press he was at his limit. It answered with 188 more articles. He is dead at 41.
A full census of the 249 articles fifteen national outlets published about Jason Arday in 22 days, with the last day reconstructed hour by hour. Every article listed and linked.
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HyperCole @hypercole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do your part. Whether you're a viewer or a streamer, disable gen a-i training on Twitch.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
💪👷‍♂️💰🤵
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Beavers are infrastructure
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
This is the best film complaint I’ve ever seen
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 25/07/2026
Unreposted so I can repost it again. It stuck with me and I remind myself of it when I'm in the autistic sensory-emotional blast furnace
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Peter Sloman @pjsloman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fair play to John Healey, who managed to time his 5.5-week break from government to coincide exactly with the World Cup
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember, both the Iliad and the Odyssey were originally audiobooks.
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade
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Sarah Cole @irny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A reminder to folks who take medication for their ADHD – put your tablets in the fridge when it's this hot out! ConcertaXL specifically says 'Do not store above 30ºC' on the side of the bottle, and a lot of the others degrade at high temperatures too.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The episode of BUFFY where Willow accidentally unleashes a demon on the internet and it has access to all digital information but is a liar and seduces her by engaging in romantic chats where it agrees with her about everything hits a little differently now.
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/06/2026
This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both (IG: copodenievebullterrier)
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
🐁🐘
the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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caasbrey @caasbrey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesn’t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few moments and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno
Small bird perches on wirer fence, light blue head, black shoulders, deep blue hindquarters with streaks of yellow and some orange patches
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 27/05/2026
These cows have got the right idea. Nothing like the sea breeze and a paddle to cool down.
A herd of cows with black and brown spots crossing a sandy beach with the sea behind them and a moody sky above.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the anti-trans bathroom ban is very bad—it's also a sign uk democracy is failing my latest with @liberalcurrents.com www.liberalcurrents.com/the-end-of-t...
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The End of Trans Rights In the UK Is the Start Of Democratic Collapse
It's never just one minority.
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Kat @couldyounot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Train!
Me sticking my tongue out in front of an old steam train.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“A new study shows that individuals with similar levels of autistic traits are naturally drawn to one another.” www.psypost.org/brain-scans-...
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Brain scans reveal how people with autistic traits connect differently
A new study shows that individuals with similar levels of autistic traits are naturally drawn to one another. Brain scans reveal they use alternative, highly effective neural strategies to connect, ch...
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/05/2026
The day has finally arrived. You can now *officially* watch puffins live from the Farne Islands, 24 hours a day: bit.ly/4tRz72T Please enjoy these puffins kissing in celebration of this momentous event.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Submerge yourself in things that you love. They create the oxygen needed to carry on with everything else.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/04/2026
I have a solution to multiple problems here, which is that it would be very easy to hang the Union Jack the right way up if we threw a great big dragon in the middle
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Pete @eyebrowsofpower.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Let's combine Watership Down and the Wicker Man. You know, for kids
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Mimi @mimihansford.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So just weeks after getting rid of its only trans reporter (me), PinkNews commissions an op-ed from Wes Streeting. Good grief...
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Don't hide your light from the world. Use it to draw lost travelers deeper into the forest and towards your cozy cottage made of the bones of lost travelers.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Alexithymia be like
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Kat @couldyounot.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Art.
Photo of bricks with graffiti saying 'brick' and 'innit' on adjoining bricks. The word 'balls' is written above in a different script.
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nivs @nivrig.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This hits differently in the current vibe coding era.
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The Craggus @thecraggus.com · 17/01/2026
I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
A sign reading “Large Print Audio Books” above a set of shelves filled with books.
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Perverts aside, this is just a very satisfying sequence of motions.
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Kat @couldyounot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I forgot Costa was the President of the EU and thought the coffee shop was making a political statement ☕
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 19/01/2026
EMBARRASSING GAMER THOUGHT: stuff like this just makes me think of when you go to vegas in horizon forbidden west and everything is all fucked up and under water or sand. just thinking of an increasingly likely future with a dead earth littered with dead spheres that outlast every human bone. Lol
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Username Pun @msshai.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Top of the charts at my house today
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES
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