matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026anyway the shrex files is david duchovny researching shrek AI porn in his basement 120
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i’m very annoyed that 1) this has been thought of before 2) but not so much that anyone’s done something good with it. there is gold here 110
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 21/09/2026obama voice let me be clear: there isn’t going to be an opening weekend next year because there isn’t going to be any major league baseball 010
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 20/09/2026despite postponing the ceremony to “next year’s” “opening weekend,” the mets had great tributes to howie rose this entire final series. that said, having him call this turd of a season as his sendoff was borderline elder abuse 041
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026gonna take a few years and a private apology, not a public one 010
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hello. i was so excited to post this that i mistakenly said it was 12 years old, not 22. we regret the error! 140
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026happy 22nd birthday to the Ninga Turtle tweet brother MC 061
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 13/09/2026pains me to say keep the yankees flag up, it’ll be the two teams with active seasons as of now. swap the isles back in for the yankees once baseball is over (hopefully later in october for you). yankees back in later this winter once the football season is over. 221
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 08/09/2026haven't even watched the video and i am already out on this. i simply do not want this level of detail on link. that is a child. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQvD...youtube.comThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – Mr. Aonuma Gameplay DemonstrationYouTube video by Nintendo of America 010
Reposted by matt cosNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026double nickels on the dime 939566
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“I also just saw someone call Rivers from weezer the Brian Wilson of our generation lmao” 120
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026update: i _liked_ the subs, but in a post-new jersey michael’s sandwich landscape there is no need for this 020
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026there’s a quiznos at the denver airport and my flight was just delayed for three hours. well, 110
Reposted by matt cosIYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026"Centrist" Democrats are conservatives. They are hijackers here to steer the party away from serving the interests of constituents and toward serving the interests of corporations and billionaires. 31005203
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wore a knicks hat on this trip to denver and i’m genuinely shocked how many passing “knicks in 5!” comments i’m getting. like, as i’m holding the door open for someone at a restaurant, walking through coors field, etc. this city has a good team! wild 020
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“the monkey gets addicted to cigarettes” doesn’t even crack the top 25 ridiculous shit in that game (complimentary) 010
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 29/08/2026people discovering MGS4 for the first time is so beautiful, to me. there is joy in this world. 110
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this is genuinely no disrespect to anyone posting about football: i gotta find a way to mute football talk man 220
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 09/08/2026hello, this is my reaction upon seeing SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY. 030
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 07/08/2026PSA as we endure the hype cycle for another weezer album 041
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 03/08/2026just learned the band simple plan is from montreal. somehow this explains a bunch to me? 020
Reposted by matt cosLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am begging you not to believe gazillionaire baseball owners when they tell you Skubal going to the Dodgers means we need a salary cap. Competitive balance is not the reason they want a salary cap. They just want to spend less, and with more predictability, on total payroll. That is all. 271151269
Reposted by matt coswoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 02/08/2026they would’ve made The Rizzler a monarch during antiquity, and they would have been right to do so 1141
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 01/08/2026gotta say, massive respect to @tedleo.bsky.social for playing a 10.5-ish song set, and still busting out two new songs. (they sounded great, let’s get ‘em on an LP!) 030
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 01/08/2026BUT WHEN YOU CAN’T AFFORD A BROKEN NOSE HOW CAN YOU AFFRD TO FIIIIIIII-IGHT 130
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 26/07/2026hello, this is my reaction upon seeing THE ODYSSEY. dudes rock. 050
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 25/07/2026came in second place in the citi field premio sausage eating contest. it was quickest to eat four sausages OR most eaten in five minutes. i had four in three minutes. i got a gift card. 050
matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i just organically said the term "buttpop." i'm sure i haven't been the first person to think of this but what do YOU think of when you hear "buttpop" 010
Reposted by matt cosregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart 6440081141
Reposted by matt cosMarta @martastic.me · 08/07/2026This article perfectly sums up why I'm still a techno-optimist and also a AI hater. Thanks @aftermath.site and specifically Gita Jackson for this. aftermath.site/anthropic-cl...aftermath.siteThe Left Doesn't Hate Technology, We Hate Being ExploitedTechno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists. 6566127
