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Corrine ★ @cqraa.bsky.social · 10h
🤧 #hazbinhotel #serapherd
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10h
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Drake, Gender Thief🏳️‍⚧️ @drakegenderthief.bsky.social · 11h
If you think about it, the Echoverse could be viewed as Jace trying to Baby-Proof the Multiverse after he found out he was going to give birth to Tam #Vorthos #MTGFracture
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Oz, Treefolk Ambassador➡️ CMDR Sealed! @oz-edgewalker.bsky.social · 12h
#tokentober #1: Construct Had some block so I looked around the room for an automata, remembered the Clown Corner. I was definitely NOT doing the background but maybe I should have. Tokentober should get me a couple options to sell during conventions c which would be nice. #mtg #mtgalters
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10h
"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry
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Kbbirdy 🍉 @kbbirdy.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Helloween from Heaven!
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Dark Pact, the Desert F̴̫̘͂̃̀̽r̵̭͓̜̺̀̕ô̴͔͝ş̸̨͙̫̀̄͝ṭ̸̨̰̍̈?̵̺̼̙̼̋̎̐̌ ̷̹́̇F̶̧̜͖̏̓a̵̖͊n̶͕͓̠͖̆ģ̶͔̄̃̌̒?̴̣̗̜̭̑̊͘ @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social · 19h
Flawless in any color identity. 💅🏽 #MTG #Drag
Drag queen, cosplay, Hapatra, magic the gathering, magic con, costume, fantasy, Egypt, tcg
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR @redthespian.bsky.social · 18h
Genuine answer: It’s part of the promotional circuit now, much like talk shows and preview events. Tie-in video games filled that niche from the 1980s to 2010s, now collabs with existing live-service games/MMOs serve the same purpose.
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Sheepy - Hot Single Ghosts In Your Area! 👻🎃 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 19h
You know a lot of people think animation is just a series of pictures played sequentially with attached audio to give the impression of sound and movement, but Hazbin Hotel is so much more than that. it has Vaggi in it.
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corv @corvidcall.bsky.social · 19h
Ferris Wheel Press is making officially licensed magic the gathering fountain pens, and as a man who has spent wayyyyy too much money on both mtg and pens... how did they make them so ugly even i don't want them 😭😭😭
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のみドラ (Nomidora) @nomidora925.bsky.social · 20h
Seriously thinking about the possibility of him wearing a three-piece suit.
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(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've forever been a holdout saying "I won't buy Universe Beyond and there's no crossover that would ever get me to buy in" but then I remembered the Beatles, and—while I'm no superfan—the idea that I could turn Ringo sideways and send him into combat against an enemy beast has this undeniable allure
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gosh, why wouldn't people want to visit the country that's disappearing and trafficking human beings every day
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hand painted, gilded Balefire Dragon in the style of a medieval illuminated manuscript.
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Onion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Shane Liesegang, SJ (シェーン/شَيْن/เชน) @sjml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This comes up in SO many contexts (Church/Jesuit stuff too), that "oh we can't do X because donors will be upset!" a) it's usually a bluff b) what new donors might you *attract* with a change? c) how much is your soul actually worth? seriously: what dollar amount would let you tolerate immorality?
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a card-carrying sayer of "it's more complicated than that", sometimes it's not!!!!
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think in a lot of "doomed" narratives, killing the character/characters off in the end is actually, like, the easier way out. i think that sometimes (sometimes!) it is more interesting to be like. well actually no all of that happened and now they still have to live. like that's sometimes harder
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Willow @vorrenthalla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had the idea for this silly card.
Diogenes a single red for a 
3/1 legendary creature human philosopher
with
As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a
Man. (To behold a Man, choose a permanent
with a featherless biped depicted in the art that
you control or reveal a card with a featherless
biped depicted in the art from your hand.)
You do not control Diogenes. At the beginning
of each combat flip a coin, if heads Diogenes
attacks a non-active player or planeswalker
chosen at random.
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's #mtgfracture post is about the set's colorshifted rares! #wotcstaff
The Magic: the Gathering card Hexhaven Invigorator
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR @redthespian.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
*DISCLAIMER: NOT SERA HATE IT'S JUST A MEME
A couple of screenshots from Arrested Development edited to feature the character of The High Seraphim ("Sera") from Hazbin Hotel.

Top: "If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally."

Bottom: (Beneath a subtitle reading "Earlier That Day...") "I don't care for Lute."
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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Elcee Rod 🦔🇵🇷 @elcee-rod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is 100% Vox. “YOU are DUMB DOLPHINS, I’M a SHARK!!! You got it???!”
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I unfollowed someone this morning for a post about how okay, now that I know more about this, yes, yes, serious. And that's a big part of the problem: not just the men who rape, but the men who perpetuate the culture of not believing women and minimizing their experiences.
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Maddie COMMS OPEN @madelezabeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why not both? 😈 #helluvaboss #stolitz #vassago
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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ButeonineOwl (Comms open) @buteonineowl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sometimes getting baked is the way to vibe.✨👌 #HazbinhotelAbel #Abel
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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Seleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Republicans are evil and want to kill and terrorize millions but Democrats are annoying and that's worse" is so incredibly predictable the mating call of people who have never had any actual problems
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when people talk about the death of third spaces they mostly just seem to mean the mall, a thing that didn't exist for most of US history and also, notably, does still exist even if it's less popular now
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Old Jace art
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Elcee Rod 🦔🇵🇷 @elcee-rod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re a fanartist who encourages comments telling you how much more smart and clever you are than the creator, it instantly sours my opinion of your work. I’ve been feeling this for a long time but I’ve been getting more firm over it.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weirdly I don’t remember any smug, scolding articles after the 2025 Super Bowl when a bunch of people claimed to have never heard of kendrick lamar. Wonder why that is
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good evening! Would you like to learn some of useless minutia about #mtgfracture 's mirrored pair sheet? I mean of course you would, who wouldn't? #wotcstaff
The Magic: the Gathering card "Chandra, Torch of Defiance"The Magic: the Gathering card Chandra, Chill of Compliance
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✨ Rowan ✨ @rowanofthecats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tears of the Kingdom spoilers, though the game has certainly been out for some time Finished up on a paint today and I think it turned out magnificent!!! #zelda #totk #mtg #edh
Dion, Bahamut's Dominant
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Noble Knight
Dragonfire Dive — During your turn, Dion and other Knights you control have flying.
When Dion enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.
{4}{W}{W}, {T}: Exile Dion, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner’s control. Activate only as a sorcery.
3/3Bahamut, Warden of Light
Color Indicator: White Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter.)
I, II — Wings of Light — Put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn.
III — Gigaflare — Destroy target permanent. Exile Bahamut, then return it to the battlefield (front face up).
Flying
5/5
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🌸Danidraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But yeah, they all literally just didnt want to die, which is exactly what "Live to Live" was about, evil can be driven by the urge to live just as powerful as "goodness" can be driven by the urge to live, its really just human nature instead of the definition of good vs evil
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