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emerson

@chxckens.bsky.social
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31yo ▫ they/them ▫ god's favorite pincushion i like podcasts, video games, and chickens icon by @sophia42888!

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Daiz @daiz.moe · 8h
Remember when Crunchyroll tried to make their subtitles significantly worse a year ago? They backtracked on it at the time, but I suspected they were just delaying their plans to shift from Aegisub to OOONA, and sadly, it seems I was right: Crunchyroll is actively pushing OOONA subs to users now.
Screenshot of Crunchyroll English subtitle metadata for #I'm Looking For a Zombie episode 1, showing "Exported from Ooona Tools" and "Internal Delivery"Screenshot of Crunchyroll English subtitle metadata for Vertex Force episode 1, showing "Exported from Ooona Tools" and "Internal Delivery"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 3h
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026
This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...
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The City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American Prospect
In Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation.
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrp both exceptional games!!
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Kaizen Game Works @kaizengameworks.com · 02/10/2026
It's the Steam Autumn Sale! We're selling 100% human-made games that we poured our hearts and soul for a silly cheap price! 🤑 Paradise Killer is 75% off and Promise Mascot Agency is 40% until October 8th. Thanks for funding our next batch of shenanigans! 🫵💗 #SteamAutumnSale #SteamSale
Promise Mascot Agency key art for the Steam Autumn Sale 2026. The game is 40% off, down from £20.99 to £12.59 from the 1st October to the 8th October.Paradise Killer key art for the Steam Autumn Sale 2026. The game is 40% off, down from £16.75 to £4.18 from the 1st October to the 8th October.
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meiq @meinqiwu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm IN it #DiscoElysium
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lrp cold pizza again... no problem
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cold pizza #yum #yummoment #livelaughyum #allaboardtheyumexpress #wearereachingterminalyumvelocity #foodie
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 30/09/2026
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love when in video games there is the, "why are you here?" dialogue option bc to me that sounds so combative. like i get that it most often is meant in an inquisitive, "what brings you here today" way, but it sounds so mean. "why are you here?" like ok i guess i'll just go fuck myself
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here she is!!
a traditional media drawing of an orpington hen in big witch boots and a witch hat
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
diana burnwood: Agent 47. Did you accidentally eat my Forever Weed brownie? agent 47: The what.
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nobody has ever been this happy
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is she- uh, excuse me miss, is she possibly- is she- uhhh- is- is she-- *coughs up blood* -- is she on instagram
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
took an edible simply to relax and play dressmaker tonight. but oh no... my finger has slipped... onto order delivery for crave cookies.........
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry netflix is doing a *straight* hockey romance to get on the heated rivarly train? there's like 4 seconds of actual hockey in that show lmao
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lrp me w the ocd
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting 6 guys together so we can unlock a secret door
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think in a lot of "doomed" narratives, killing the character/characters off in the end is actually, like, the easier way out. i think that sometimes (sometimes!) it is more interesting to be like. well actually no all of that happened and now they still have to live. like that's sometimes harder
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Kell Compost 😷 @compostwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a card-carrying sayer of "it's more complicated than that", sometimes it's not!!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sam @sambeawesome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now you can make shinies too! ✨ www.sambeawesome.com/store/gradie...
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Digital Gradient Maps: Metallic + Iridescent [PS/CSP] — SamBeAwesome
Includes: 1 pack, 20 gradients total, silver, gold, copper, and various iridescent, GRD file. These are royalty free resources. Purchase of this content does not mean you get ownership of the copyri...
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think in a lot of "doomed" narratives, killing the character/characters off in the end is actually, like, the easier way out. i think that sometimes (sometimes!) it is more interesting to be like. well actually no all of that happened and now they still have to live. like that's sometimes harder
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chep @ gatewayfate 404, mcm N-23 @cheppoly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got my flu & covid juice and experienced unique and unprecedentedly painful injection techniques at the hands of the tech. luckily I’ve been tempered by my advanced training methods
Drawing of a figure seated politely to receive vaccinations. Next to them, a tech wearing a face mask and impressively robust biceps is violently and powerfully stabbing their arm with a blunt knife representing a syringe. Blood is spraying everywhere including both their faces. The tech cheerfully comments, impressed, “Wow, you’re doing so well! Usually people at least flinch or yell haha.” The patient says “Thank you” with a neutral, meditative expression and no indication of pain. This is because they are thinking about crazy insane explicit yaoi to cope.
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
An image of the research team from The Thing, with Chris Yukine from Symphogear edited into the picture.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why did i draw this pokemon guy
avery pokemon from a dlc i didnt even play i just kind of thought it was awesome that he was a beautiful longhair guy but chose to wear that horrible hat
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emerson @chxckens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do you guys remember that 1999 inspector gadget movie where they made the dude's origin story that he gets super mangled in a car crash while chasing a criminal and then some people working to make androids for cops decide while he is unconcious to surgery him into inspector gadget. fucked up
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