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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕

@cortadoconcerto.bsky.social
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I share random thoughts and memes into the void that is the internet. Wears Fluevog shoes almost exclusively.

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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Update: I have put in far too many hours into Dressmaker already.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also feel the analogy doesn't quite work when the person in the car was warned what would happen if they hit the lock button, but did it anyway.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excuse me but HOW?!! This is amazing.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Between Dressmaker and the revamped Ocarina of Time coming up I think I'm in trouble.
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nana 🍓 @motekill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i made 12 dresses yesterday #dressmaker #moteart
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/09/2026
Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
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Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses
MENLO PARK, CA — As Meta’s totally cool, definitely-not-creepy smart glasses become more popular with tech bros and straight-up pervs, the tech company is reportedly baffled as to why their glasses wh...
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dr alex concorde @doctoralex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life according to Dog...
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My cat loves butter to the point where she will dislodge the butter lid and start licking away at it if it's on the counter.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The amount of Amazon workers relying on SNAP and Medicaid has nearly tripled since 2020. — while Amazon’s annual profits soared by over 550%. It’s the same story everywhere: corporate profits are at record highs, while workers’ share of the economy is at a record low. We must unrig the system.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore "every child deserves to live" Ed Sheeran "this is hurtful to a lot of people"
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I guess this is how I find out Bob Mackie died, damn.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've teamed up with Forward Weekly to make some Danielle Smith videos ahead of the referendum in October, and this is the first! What a dream! She's the absolute worst and I love playing her so much. youtu.be/N83XOC79s_8?...
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A Public Service Announcement from Premier Smith #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In today's day and age this is probably AI, but if a human made it, they win the internet this weekend.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People is a relative term 🤷‍♂️
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What about "Going to Alberta (happy)" and "Going to Alberta (sad)"?
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Didn't anticipate spending my weekend researching spleen cancer in cats, but here we are. My kitty goes in for a more in-depth ultrasound on Wednesday.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2026
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
pic of printed out paper Mapquest directions mounted to rearview mirror
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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 01/09/2026
Pogroms in the occupied West Bank continue, with Israeli forces demolishing homes and settlers attacking residents.
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Israeli forces raze West Bank homes as EU weighs ban on settlement goods
Pogroms in the occupied West Bank continue, with Israeli forces demolishing homes and settlers attacking residents.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/08/2026
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mitch appeared.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love how the whole gist of the song is "My master's a fuckboi and here's the receipts" and it's genuinely one of the opera world's best songs.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This would make me wonder how bad the food has to be for them to hide it behind AI.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Many people have asked if I'm changing my last name after getting married. I am not. This is one of the reasons. globalnews.ca/news/1201922...
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Married women share problems renewing Alberta driver’s licences | Globalnews.ca
Married women like Christine Orme say they're having problems when their documents don't match, because some have their maiden name and others have their married name.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“It’s not fair that all the exciting history already happened and I won’t get to live through anything interesting,” I whined as a teenager in 2007. In the distance, hoofbeats.
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BallHer @ballher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dad Joke of the Day: My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. 🦩 I had to put my foot down.
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Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
Alt: Fozzie Bear Performing Stand-Up Comedy
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And don't forget: there's also depressed and emotionally unavailable = deep and introspective!
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Our cake was less "celestial moon dreams" and more "oil spill/unicorn vomit" that was somehow still frozen by the time we got to the cake cutting, but that said our wedding was fabulous.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 31/07/2026
Pacific island nation Nauru officially changes name to ‘Naoero’ aje.news/izcl6b
Pacific island nation Nauru officially changes name to ‘Naoero’
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I want to hear all the weird kitty stories. #cats #catstories
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/07/2026
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
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Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
EDMONTON - With the October 19th Alberta Separation referendum approaching, residents of the provincial capital have announced that they will be holding their own referendum to separate the city of Ed...
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/07/2026
This is Sampson. He's about to get hit with a vicious draw 2. Has no idea. Poor fella. 12/10
a black and tan long-haired dachshund is sitting in a dining chair across a wooden table from the camera. the dog's chin barely reaches over the top of the table. both the photographer and the dog have uno cards raised in front of them and are analyzing their hands. there's a red draw 2 card that's slightly raised in the photographer's hand.
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Damn, what a storm. Lightning that doesn't end. Power looks to be out across the block. #edmonton #yeg #storm #climatechange #thunderstruck
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
NINE! NINE STATES HAVE A CYCLOSPORIASIS OUTBREAK NOW AHHHAHAHAHAAA!
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Count von Count from Sesame Street
ALT: Count von Count from Sesame Street
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Vincent van Gogh @vangogh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Still Life Vase with Oleanders - 1888 botfrens.com/collections/46/content…
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In Turkey, a cat comes to an elderly man who earns his living by cleaning shoes at the same time every morning. He asks to have his fur brushed, and the man never refuses. Original post
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They say humans are the most intelligent species on the planet! Where is the intelligence?
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Edmonton Journal @edmontonjournal.com · 24/07/2026
'A large pit': Aging Downtown Edmonton construction site more than just an eyesore edmontonjournal.com/news/downtow...
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'A large pit': Aging Downtown Edmonton construction site more than just an eyesore
The site has caught local attentionthrough a page called Edmonton Pit Tour, a page dedicated to showcasing empty lots in Edmonton.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
1996: can't use the internet without your phone 2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication. 2026: can't use the internet without your phone
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I know if I leave a dirty plate on the counter it will end up with my car licking it or pushing it to the floor.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sandwiches amiright
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Cortado Concerto 🎼☕ @cortadoconcerto.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not sure what's up with K-days marketing these days but i basically got 4 GA tickets without even trying on two separate occasions. Maybe it's their way to influence people to pay $31.50 for a turkey drumstick at the midway.
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