Sign in

Hyperbolic Pair of Pants

@corinnethespin.bsky.social
316 followers 633 following 1.1K posts

poetry film earth equity doom | also @corinne@metalhead.club

PostsRepliesMedia
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 4h
NS chiropractors can issue accessible parking permits now? Didn't see that one coming.
110
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 06/10/2026
Enough internet for now. Off to make Art and read books 🚨📣 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ PSA/GENTLE REMINDER ⬇️⬇️⬇️ 📣🚨
You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read
[Image of girl with a face mask on, holding a mug, standing in front of a lake]
317646
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

--
[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
188111043026
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
So turns out the answer to “if Franklin knew it was a helix why wasn’t it in her notes” turns out to be “because the famous photo was a second, better photograph she took for accuracy and all the useful notes stayed with the earlier flawed photo where she talks about it being a helix.”
215749
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
12817199
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Immune amnesia 'happens in 100% of measles-infected individuals to some degree'" leaving people vulnerable to common infections for YEARS 😐
010
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
481438425
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024
pacino in dog day afternoon
394177914
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Riding With Robots @ridingrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Random find in the unpublished data: A pretty little unnamed crater on Mars filled with sand ripples, about half a kilometer across, seen by Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter in July.
A circular impact crater seen from directly above. Inside its steep banks its bowl is filled with sand blown into a pattern of ripples.
411727
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey #HaliSky, I was wondering about this & perhaps you were too: "The fall vaccine program [for NS] is expected to be announced soon, and will include flu and COVID vaccination for people aged 6 months and older. Details will be posted on this page at that time." www.nshealth.ca/public-healt...
nshealth.ca
Seasonal Vaccines | Nova Scotia Health
The fall vaccine program is expected to be announced soon, and will include flu and COVID vaccination for people aged 6 months and older. Details will be posted on this page at that time. Seasonal vac...
242
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Cartoon with caption by my buddy @jackhauen.bsky.social
Two people riding bikes in Amsterdam. One says “if anyone proposed this in my town I’d kill them”
303790928
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/03/2024
water shrew
171018220
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Josh - Halloween enthusiast @captainmushface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ART!
A skeleton with a boner in a circle design with the words "rest in pisssss" written in pee
812839
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fly With Me Animal Rescue in Halifax #NovaScotia is urgently looking for some people to foster dogs or you can adopt 🥰 Link here www.flywithmeanimalrescue.com
24036
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😫
131
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holy fuck 💔
040
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The symphony of bike bells is downright enchanting ❤️
020
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy hell, does this clip ever make HRM residents sound like a bunch of stubborn old bumpkins. Whar park horse?! Whar buggy?! Front of shop only!! War on cars me arse.
050
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Character Eating Popcorn
Alt: Cartoon Character Eating Popcorn
010
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
4549081338
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Suzanne Rent @suzannerent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘We need real leadership. People are dying, people are getting hurt’: Transportation committee hears pleas for safer roads Story by me www.halifaxexaminer.ca/government/c...
halifaxexaminer.ca
'We need real leadership. People are dying, people are getting hurt': Transportation committee hears pleas for safer roads - Halifax Examiner
Advocates call for better infrastructure as pedestrians, cyclists continue to be killed and seriously injured on roads.
46519
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Craig McCormick @craigmccormick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'We need real leadership. People are dying, people are getting hurt': Transportation committee hears pleas for safer roads www.halifaxexaminer.ca/government/c...
halifaxexaminer.ca
'We need real leadership. People are dying, people are getting hurt': Transportation committee hears pleas for safer roads - Halifax Examiner
Advocates call for better infrastructure as pedestrians, cyclists continue to be killed and seriously injured on roads.
042
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
11868571648
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God damn! Emile Torres and the depraved inhumanity of TESCREAL fascism featured at the top of my local news' morning file. 🔥🔥
010
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
harbourdiscourse.bsky.social @harbourdiscourse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
engagehalifax.ca/peninsula-so... It’s 2019. I’m doing a survey about Morris St. bike lanes. It’s 2024. I’m doing a survey about Morris St. bike lanes. It’s 2026. I’m doing a survey about Morris St. bike lanes.
engagehalifax.ca
Peninsula South Complete Streets
The municipality is exploring options for a safer, connected cycling route between University Ave. and Lower Water St. while maintaining two-way traffic, where possible.
64915
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Mr. Scruff Monkey @scruffmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dog Day afternon remake but it’s to fund a 12tb raid array.
3554
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm 6 movies in and it only just occurred to me that maybe I should share my #AIFF2026 adventures here. 🤔
010
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Zuck: "One decision we can be clear about — we are not building a universal face database.” Oh so you DEFINITELY are. Wasn't... um... wasn't that the original point of Facebook?
051
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
6868413722
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
181140906477
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Janet 🇨🇦 @jansplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Significant progress, the Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund has grown to ~50% of their goal! Friends, please give what you can. They are fighting on our behalf 🇨🇦✊ #Solidarity #TRC #HumanRights #Treaty #UnethicalAlberta #StopSmith #Healthcare #NotWithstandingSmith #CdnPoli
gofund.me
Donate to Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund, organized by James Makokis
Help Saddle Lake Cree Nation Defend Treaty Health Rights and Pr… James Makokis needs your support for Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund
0148
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
erininthemorning.com
Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
2138941119
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Guess along with dog 9/11 and dog endless war in the middle east, they got dog snitch culture, too smdh
Bluey in the genocide

We watch the cricket episode, All laconic drawls and summer Games, a dedicated pup learning To play while his father is away. His name is Rusty, he's a star At bat. My son laps it up, as do I Until the end; the scene shifts And there is the distant dad In combat fatigues, and I learn Even in this cartoon world There is a desert full of dogs Soldiers and guns, and somewhere Out of frame, Arabs being put down.

By poet Omar Sakr, originally posted on Twitter by the author
15910
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
kottke.org @kottke.org · 09/09/2026
Vintage Eastern European Matchbox Labels (1950-1980s). Thousands of images in the collection…some of these are really amazing. [kottke.org]
kottke.org
Vintage Eastern European Matchbox Labels (1950-1980s)
Over on Flickr, Jane McDevitt maintains a huge collection of 20th century matchbox label art from Eastern Europe, over 4000 photos in all. Some of the labels are available as prints. They did a book too, but it’s sold ou
2276
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy smokes! I don't think that is the lonely little pale blue dot Carl Sagan was talking about, and yet... 😂
001
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s a truck I can tolerate. (@zhonggg.bsky.social for scale)
A compact Mega delivery vehicle featuring a custom-built, brown wooden box back, with a man standing beside it in on a street for scale.
310611
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 05/09/2026
I did not have Tetris needing to put out anti-fascist statements on my bingo card, but here we are
At Tetris we believe in the power of connection and bringing people together, not dividing them. To our fans everywhere: we love you, we see you, and we're grateful to have you in our community.

P.S. The Tetris Company was not involved in the creation of 'Build the Wall.
P.P.S. We take copyright infringement very seriously.
162282615
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Since I'm Canadian, my first question is, of course, what are these abominations *called*? Every coin worth a dollar or more needs a catchy nickname, right? Loonie and Toonie are taken. How about Goonie? Or maybe Boonie?
000
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These little cuties have first-rate resting fish face
000
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mama's Broke! My fave local #Halifax band! Featured on BandCamp! ❤️
000
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💀
000
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Way it works is, a fash will say like, "shingles is caused by people with green eyes" One of us says that's wrong angrily and one says it's wrong funnily and we hit repost Now everyone we know has seen the made-up thing about the people with green eyes The fash only said it so we'd do that.
15011
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fun thread of local quirky pronunciations. I submit for the jury Port Mouton, NS, pronounced "ma-TOON."
000
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Doris Lessing - The Summer Before the Dark
041
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026
The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured
22899588
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Ajuna Soerjadi 🌸 @ethicsofai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
''Dolly wanted to make sure kids knew how to read and understand the world around them. This is what she spent her money on instead of buying twitter, buying an election, villainizing trans people, investing in Palantir, making sure we slid into fascism.''
311441
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
Caroline Dodds Pennock @carolinepennock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In which fearless LGBTQ+ and women’s-rights advocate, BLM-supporting, vaccine-funding, literacy activist Dolly Parton is propagandised as ‘neutral’.
19606179
Hyperbolic Pair of Pants @corinnethespin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Incandescently brilliant thread of clips from Dr. Tressie McMillan Cottom -- the thoughtful reflection I didn't realize I needed to hear, articulating the layers and facets of grief connected to losing a once-in-a-lifetime heroine of music and compassion.
100
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
troy farah @troyfarah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
there's a non-zero chance this could destroy mar-a-lago www.wfsb.com/2026/08/25/n...
wfsb.com
Next tropical storm to be named in the Atlantic will be ‘Dolly’
A new tropical storm forming in the Atlantic Ocean will coincidentally share the name of the late country music legend.
29621101
Reposted by Hyperbolic Pair of Pants
cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had a new species of lichen named after her in 2015, _Japewiella dollypartoniana_ She turned down the Presidential Medal of Freedom 3 times, twice during Trump 1 & once during Biden She knew that unconditional cash support is one of the most effective ways to help folks in need 🫡
Excerpt from Wikipedia article about Dolly Parton's philanthropy, in this case her 2016 "My People Fund" which gave families impacted by the Great Smoky Mountains wildfires a total of $10,000 over a 6 month period:

The impact of the fund's financial relief for the 2016 wildfire victims was studied by University of Tennessee College of Social Work professor Stacia West, who examined the impact of cash transfers on poverty alleviation.[238] West surveyed 100 recipients of the emergency relief funds in April 2017 on topics including housing, financial impact, physical and emotional health and sources of support, with a follow-up survey conducted in December 2017. West found that the "My People Fund", in tandem with traditional disaster response, gave families the ability to make decisions that were most beneficial to them and concluded that unconditional cash support may be more beneficial for disaster relief than conditional financial support.[239] The report cited the impact of the monthly financial disbursements from the "My People Fund" on residents' emergency savings: "Following the monthly disbursements of unconditional cash assistance, participants were able to return to baseline financial stability reported prior to the wildfire and improve their ability to set aside savings for hypothetical future emergencies."[240]
15015