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The Corgi Commissar 🎲

@corgicommissar.bsky.social
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Ex-Lawyer, Dad, Hobbyist. Cool Zone Enthusiast. Fan of tiny soldier games. I read a lot of genre fiction and love animals. Quaint and allo.

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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 17h
You can just be mean to them, they suck and are bad people.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 17h
I keep telling people the bar is "don't suck and have a spine" which is very simple but very difficult for the average spineless liberal so....
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Uh sir your mortgage application does not appear to be matching up with several outstanding debts identified on your tax returns and other documents. Oh yeah my bad I entered into several off balance sheet funding arrangements so that stuff no longer counts on account of I said so
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is an actual Nazi rally.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 12/10/2026
I am probably one of a literal handful total who genuinely thinks this is good just like Uncommitted was good. Obviously I think the policy demands of the people described below are bad but this is what democracy is for and I'm glad everyone is being honest.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Waiting for Dems to pass a resolution condemning this.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every Jacobin article is either 'Coyote vs. Acme is Actually Very Leftist' or 'Women - are they Bourgeoise? (Yes)'
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
real men prefer Ursula le Guin
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Well, the most important lesson here is to learn nothing from this and continue to screech at people to support Democrats with very soft, malleable spines.
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The newsom for president boomlet made sense when he seemed to be the only Dem of note routinely going after Trump but now the average Dem senate nominee puts “pedocon theory is real” in campaign ads.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is literally all the whpc should ask her about. "what is q post 847, 765" etc etc. it should be impossible for her to have a normal press conference
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 11/10/2026
One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm not disagreeing with Mark here, just noting that the complete lack of a recall/no confidence system is yet another way in which the American system is in fact uniquely bad and poorly designed compared to most other modern democracies.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Classic American lib brained bullshit tbh: "things could be better, but they might also not work, so better off spending the time not trying and just sucking shit instead"
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Replace trans people in this argument with "interracial marriage" or "integrated busing" and see how it sounds
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 09/10/2026
And if you block up everything you're going to sweat inside and get cancer.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 09/10/2026
NEW from me: The National Association of Evangelicals (along with several other religious groups) are now joining the USCCB in condemning Defense Sec. Pete Hegseth’s plans to publicly execute Nidal Malik Hasan, also saying doing so promotes a “culture of death.” religionnews.com/2026/10/09/h...
Walter Kim, president of the National
Association of Evangelicals, told RNS that while he affirms the "need for justice" regarding Hasan's crime, "at the same time, a live-streamed execution by firing squad risks turning one of the state's most solemn responsibilities into a public spectacle, promoting a culture of death, rather than a culture that upholds the dignity of every human being."
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Join the Syrian Army! Engage in such defenses of the Syrian revolution such as: -cannon fodder to breach the minefields of Karabagh -fighting against and for Haftar in Libya -menacing the Lebanese border whenever Israel needs it -cannon fodder against Houthis in Yemen
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Count Draugula @artd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the abolitionist's dilemma
venn diagram
left
some people need their ass beat
right
punishment does not transform people
middle
me
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If there's a hell when we die, pretty sure this gets you there.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh well, as long as you pinky promise you'll respect *this* particular precedent I'm sure it'll be fine. No reason to treat anything you say as a lie till it's convenient for you to do otherwise.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many times are we going to do some variant of "Biden was so pissed off at the Israelis that he *almost* did something about it."
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sort-of former-historian here to underline the whole "memoirs are deeply suspect as sources and notoriously unreliable" thing everyone already understands implicitly
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Treat them like we do Cuba for a few weeks and watch what happens, tbh.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mandatory "obviously we should not treat Cuba that way, it's evil" but the US could instakill Israel without firing a single shot in a matter of weeks.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, I almost responded to someone going "what can we possibly do" with "treat them like we do Cuba for twelve weeks and watch their society implode" but it's too late in the evening be more than catty and passive aggressive lol
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The United States has invaded and laid waste to counties on far flimsier pretenses than what Israel is *actually doing*.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not understand these bear hug morons, just replace Israel in all these apologies and explainers with "Russia" if you're a lib, or "South Africa" if you wanna be a bit edgier. But spare me the "we have to let them kill x number of people or they'll kill people even harder"
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Israel is such an unhinged rabid dog that they'd start killing civilians *even harder* to dare the world to intervene, the moral onus to strangle their economy and munitions supply is in fact *higher* and our support of them even *more repulsive*
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact that people are eagerly lapping up this article within checking the byline is kind of disqualifying in general. Beyond the whole "and he kept transferring weapons to Israel to do a genocide anyway" thing.
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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2026 @devedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
McGurk is a mendacious liar trying to protect his own reputation here but this is an acknowledgement that they had a choice under US law and didn't take it.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course it's by fucking Brett McGurk lol
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An article glazing Biden's FP record, written in September of 2026, in the Atlantic, written by Brett McGurk. I'd ask who this is for but I guess based on the response it's kind of obvious.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ghostbusters Bustin
ALT: Ghostbusters Bustin
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very cool to see more uplift central stories like this and Green City Wars. Terminally underrepresented part of sci-fi.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to see Medicare for Kids back on the menu, such an underrated path to M4A
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a weirdly specific stupid idea typical of someone who has a lot of job security and has never had to drive an hour to an interview at 530AM.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In every high-stakes campaign you see the same pattern: talented candidates know exactly how to talk to people until the Democratic campaign management class comes in to screw it up with their weird pet bullshit.
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best part of growing up in northern New Jersey was the influx of yiddishisms into the local dialect, because Yiddish is just the best language ever.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/09/2026
You're not going to build a durable progressive coalition from guys like this, but they're the exact types of voters who Democrats claim they want to win in '26 and '28 — but when you bring AI $ into it, it turns out that effort only extends to doing things like discarding trans kids and immigrants.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A century ago, many (mostly middle- and upper-class) men had the same feeling (too much civilization had made them soft). So they volunteered to get gassed on the Western Front lol
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