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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇

@coreypoetry.bsky.social
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37. Poet & writer. Queer. They/She Chapbook - bottlecap.press/products/doomcs ROBOTĂ - stanislavandthelion.bandcamp.com "We Were Seeds" anthology @ querenciapress.com

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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 8h
So I poured boiling water over my hand on Sunday. Totally fine, no burns, nothing hurts, not even any redness. Today, I went to pick up a bagel that just popped up from the toaster. INSTANT BURN. 🫩 I need to start wearing mittens or something.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 8h
So pro life they'll fucking kill ya.
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
reminder
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 21h
[rubs temples] mar a lago face is a real thing and i will be very honest with you, i don’t want to hear a single man’s opinion about it ever until the end of time. they’re all six different kinds of bigot. stick to the bigot stuff, boys.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's a very different vibe, though. And the judicious use of the block button helps.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, I think I've decided to make Bluesky the only social media I'll use for the foreseeable future. Every time I return to Instagram/Threads after time away, I realize that the only purpose they serve is to make people miserable. I like humanity better when I don't know everyone's inside thoughts.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, this one woke me up this morning.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gritty should hunt Liberty Bibberty for sport.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gritty should hunt Liberty Bibberty for sport.
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Brandon Roberts @bxroberts.org · 12/10/2026
Our generic prescription drug look up app, Rx Inspector, and our FDA reporting was featured on John Oliver 🤩 so psyched www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM1E...
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Generic Drugs: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gotcha! I used to write documentation for PremierOne and Flex so I was curious!
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can I ask you a very niche question? What software do you use for dispatch?
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm a technical writer, currently focusing on textbooks. I write poetry, collect plants, do cross-stitch, and diamond dots in my free time. I'm also a live-in servant for my cats. 🐈
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Children's book illustrator!
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Death and Gravity @bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
heteronormativity is a jail, so…um…yeah that’s an appropriate flag
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Walking the plank as a lifestyle
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/09/2026
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/10/2026
is this the only kind of shit your party knows how to say? (nuclear explosion in San Diego) "this raises serious concerns" (mushroom cloud expands) "we will be asking some strongly worded questions I assure you" (nuclear fallout) "the president owes us some PRETTY specific answers"
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Constantly reminding myself not to use the term "kuntenserven" in the work chat.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Puritans "left England for religious freedom." Bullshit. They were an extremist Christian sect everyone hated so much they'd been ostracized from society so the choice was to come over here... and promptly lay waste.
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She condemned the Biden U.S. arms deal with Israel, and as retaliation the Biden administration opened an investigation against her. The Trump administration is actually piggybacking off that Democratic investigation. Both parties are cesspools of Islamophobia.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Perfect.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Jacobin has been a hack publication for awhile, but come the fuck on what is this nonsense
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Kaleidotrope @kaleidotrope.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is the last time Kaleidotrope will be open to fiction and poetry submissions this year, and I don't yet know exactly how long it will be closed after that.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Consider: vampire with long fangs only on the bottom jaw and a pronounced underbite.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
youtu.be/npFcKXfcx2o?...
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MST3K - He learned almost too late...
YouTube video by we're all mads here
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This headline made my face look like I just ate a lemon.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Decemberists. Saw them on tour when they released The Crane Wife album. They all got eaten by a giant whale at the end of the show.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Update: im totally fine, just annoyed by my own ineptitude 😂
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everyone knows Obama had no business receiving a Nobel Peace Prize. Let's all be serious.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So I poured boiling water over my hand while making dinner and that was not ideal.
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
"And more." We know.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sagittarius: Like a crow, your week will be filled with darkness, noisy grudges, and the consumption of whatever garbage you can find lying around.
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Scott Edelman @scottedelman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After clicking through to see what this site was about, I recoiled so quickly I'll need a neck brace for my whiplash. "Authors First uses innovative generative Al tools to bring stories to life that might not get greenlit otherwise." Better not to get greenlit than surrender to AI. Count me out.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 8260: Whatever genre you write, read folklore. Folklore exists because at some point, people cared so much about a certain thing that they put it into a story, and passed it down the centuries in order to keep it alive. That deserves attention.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
David Walker published An Appeal to the Colored Citizens of the World in pamphlet form in 1829. It's one of the most important and influential abolitionist texts in U.S. history. Yet, very few people have actually read it and many people don't know who Walker was especially among young people.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zeus reading this post:
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Megan Finds Something Interesting
Alt: Megan Finds Something Interesting
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My mom always says that when you drop silverware on the floor, it means company's coming. Well it's 9 at night, I dropped a fork on the ground, and if company shows up at my door I'm telling them to get fucked, xenia be damned.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
I’ve seen Black people across social media platforms talking about picnics at lynchings and so many white people are in our mentions insisting that the last public execution was 1936 and that lynchings were “mob murder” not state sanctioned. So confidently loud and incredibly wrong.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 09/10/2026
New #WriterBeware blog post: Two artists' decisions to go public this week reveal new concerns at Must Read Magazines, which was the subject of controversy last year over its unfriendly contract terms writerbeware.blog/2026/10/09/m...
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More Rights Grabs from Must Read Magazines - Writer Beware
In early 2025, a group called Must Read Magazines acquired a suite of six well-known genre fiction magazines: Asimov’s Science Fiction, Analog Science Fiction and Fact, The Magazine of Fantasy & Scien...
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As it was meant to be seen.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/10/2026
What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The dems doing their utmost to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyway, like I said. Federal fascism is already here.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In America, you're worth only what you can produce. If you can't produce (or refuse to), you're only worth the entertainment your murderers get from spilling your blood. And blood is cheap.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you see a video of someone being brutally murdered every other day, I suppose it starts feeling unreal and inconsequential.
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Corey (Local Cryptid) 🌈 🦇 @coreypoetry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel like there must be some relationship to how Americans are largely disconnected from the process of dying and death that makes the people here so bloodthirsty and depraved.
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