The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do have an ability on this. I have an ability on the things that were new frontiers.static.klipy.comPractical Demonstration of a ConcussionALT: Practical Demonstration of a Concussion 000
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditThe Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Like mormons. (Two “soaking”, one bouncing the bed, and one sitting in the “comfy hotel chair”) 111
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Come for the morbid curiosity, stay for the Alt Text 010
Reposted by The Corduroy Banditvladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t need alcohol to have a good time. I never have a good time. 0335
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/09/2026CLIPPY: After having sex with a goddess for years, you finally seem ready to head home to your besieged wife and rudderless son. Would you like some help with that? 0194
Reposted by The Corduroy Banditcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wyoming is the birthplace of The Garage Door Opener which they made so you can effortlessly cry in your car indoors. 2297
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditThe Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You know what they say. “Give a man a rat and he’s fed for a day - feed him enough rat meat, train him to be fast enough to catch rats and he’ll work for a pittance, stocking your rat larder.” No it’s not catchy but, here’s your rat meat. You owe me ten rats this afternoon. 031
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Declaration of Independence multiplied by Presidency won’t stop this. Once the British mobilise against you, you’re done. 020
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Coping hard, or hardly coping, am I right? 000
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026“Immemorable” is a word, right? Fuck you, autocorrect. 000
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026“Boris Johnson: Into Ukraine’s Kill Zone” Get the fuck off my TV forever, you greasy cunt. 110
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Having a turbojet which contains catastrophic blade-off incidents costs extra. 000
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditAlice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026“She argues that the world needs to rediscover the idea of the common good, our shared fate that depends on equitably nurturing the bounty of our only planet.” Count me in, Prof Mariana Mazzucato! www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.com‘Make people dream’: how to build an economy for the common goodEconomist Prof Mariana Mazzucato says governments must ‘get back their mojo’ and believe they can change the world 18580135
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditTG @tacticalgenius.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Amazing misunderstanding of Schrodinger's cat. He even took the time to spell it properly. 251
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditKate Watson @loreandordure.com · 24/06/2026GP on the BBC this morning parroting the oft-heard “stay indoors between 11 and 3 because the sun is hottest then”. The sun is *most intense* then, that’s the time of day you’re most at risk of sunburn. The hottest part of the day is usually between 4-6. Thinking you’re safer at 5 is daft. 11791220
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Nigel Farage is a threat to national security inews.co.uk/opinion/nige...inews.co.ukNigel Farage is a threat to national securityThis is what he does. It's who he is 1532924885
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditThe Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I’ll allow you to get away with saying they’re your favourite. Saying any art form is “the best” is immediately wrong in every context. Other than the song by Tina Turner, which legitimately is (simply) “The Best” 011
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditTom O'Connell @tomthegrinch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Look, if you're gonna vote for Nigel Farage now, you'd have voted for Oswald Mosley then. 214110
Reposted by The Corduroy Banditpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck 986160784
Reposted by The Corduroy Bandit👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 04/04/2026this is it, right here. this is the take 427022
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditComedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 24/02/2026 06920
Reposted by The Corduroy Banditderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them 303393457106
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditRedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower 10979281569
Reposted by The Corduroy Bandit👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/12/2025A blessed winter solstice to you all!! This season of cold rest will continue, but as the light returns, may we all prepare ourselves for quiet growth and gentle steps out from under the snow. 534138
Reposted by The Corduroy Banditspooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Just really awesome how our financial elite just spent the last several decades admonishing people for pursing the humanities and creative fields, and are now suddenly pedaling the idea that "there are no good ideas anymore" after spending the last 5 years laying off everybody with a brain 443539714
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 05/12/2025“Food Safe” does not mean “edible”. I’m sorry, there’s no more we can do. 100
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 16/11/2025The Snowman is still a masterpiece, and it’s perfect that something this good was made “for children”, and not for some oligarch’s grotesquely pathetic ballroom. 010
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Numberblocks and Alphablocks are actually really clever. If you disagree, we fight. 040
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Bewitched, bewitched, She’s actually a witch. Bewitched, bewitched, She’s nice and she’s a witch. 010
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 20/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a captain 's uniform is holding a microphone in his handALT: a man in a captain 's uniform is holding a microphone in his hand 000
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Two key things you need to know about salt flats: 1. Lots of salt. 2. Slightly concave. 020
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19/10/2025It's really sad that people see sharks as psychopathic killers. They're really not. They hate the taste of humans, we're too bony for them & shark attacks are due to poor visibility, not deliberate targeting. Seals are more dangerous than sharks. 171148
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I acknowledge nothing is perfect, but… If you look at Europe and think we aren’t free to do something or other… it’s because WE’VE (mostly) decided it, for the general good (mostly). I love Europe, Europeans and being European. 010
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Nah, it’s weird but caffeine doesn’t affect me **vibrates at precisely the frequency of hell itself** 031
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditChristopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 09/10/2025BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants. 1929540
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditTheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025“The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.” - Alberto Brandolini 35713
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditDrew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com 229209678830
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Americans like to make fun of British people's teeth. Well - I'm an American and a dentist living in England because my wife got a great job here. And, actually, British teeth are wonderful compared to American teeth. In the US 1 in 3 patients have rotting teeth. Here, 1 in 80. 925129
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditThe Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I expect you get to choose what happens to your own body. 101
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 16/09/2025A normal electric car, but it has its own power generator built in, so you can just pour a ubiquitous liquid fuel into the tank and drive across entire continents. You can also live in a house which doesn’t have dedicated off-street parking. Everyone knows how to service them. Lower depreciation. 110
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/09/2025This you? Just two hours later? 1969270545799
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comNigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earningsExclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum 15747852108
The Corduroy Bandit @corduroybandit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Fingers crossed for a body double. They could slap a spare suit on a beluga, Trebuchet it up the fairway - people would wonder why his game had improved so much. 020
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditDavid Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Chicago keeping art alive: 233279515569
Reposted by The Corduroy BanditMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025CDC Dir. Susan Monarez had 2 lines she could not cross: she wd not do anything illegal, & she would not do anything that ran counter to the science. RFK Jr asked her to do both- remove CDC leaders without cause, & endorse recommendations that did not represent the best science So he fired her 27880248
