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Hi, I'm [NAME] Child of immigrants and of the USA 🇺🇲 | Bi and pro-LGBT+🏳️‍🌈 | Washington born and raised | Your 37th least favorite social liberal This can only end well ↙↙↙

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 1h
2 of Trump's top advisors reportedly traveled to the Balkans to help the pro-Russia Republika Srpska government ahead of their elections. The Trump staffers, James Blair and Chris LaCivita, were paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for their work.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 25m
Unprecedented corruption
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🔞OnyxNuva || PLUS 🔞 @onyxnuvaplus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#savespeech #notodigitalID - The internet isnt dead - Digital ID is not the status quo What can we do? - Demand reps push back on demanding digital ID - Follow SKTI: www.stopkillingtheinternet.com - Spread the word - Deman Tiktok pushes back on ID Mandates - Look into alt apps/bypasses
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🔞OnyxNuva || PLUS 🔞 @onyxnuvaplus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#savespeech #notodigitalID Tiktok appears to have settled in a similar way to Meta, as mentioned in the thread. It sucjs, but here's the brass tax: - Expect more "age assurance" on tiktok - They once again call on other platforms to comply & do the same. Watch them. - Section 230 isnt dead.
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P(Doomien) Miller @damienmiller.bsky.social · 4h
I just don't understand how people can eulogize Swartz and simultaneously conclude that the world needs *more* intellectual property enforcement
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Fermion @weylfermion.bsky.social · 32m
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 1h
the dumbest, evilest, "Worship The Giant Statue Of The Leader Day is now a holiday" petty authoritarians
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 2h
The cornerstones of modern reactionary politics are "the world isn't like how it was when I was 16" and "my kids don't talk to me anymore" and it's kind of nice they're just saying all that out loud now
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 1h
Hard hitting satire
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Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed

AbdulForSenate.com

FOR DULER SENATE

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Published: September 29, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed is the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Michigan. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the progressive candidate.

Ethnicity: Scary-American

Personal Mission: Disproving harmful stereotypes about jacked

Muslim doctors

Campaign Strategy: Distract voters with ideas for improving government

Largest Attack Ad Funders: AIPAC, Mike Rogers for Senate, DNC

Where The 'El' In Name Comes From: Ancestors pandering for Latino vote

Hairline: Staunch, resolute

Why He Is Running: You know, sometimes he looks around at you knuckleheads and isn't sure

Chances Of Winning: Still considered high despite months of bruising attacks from the Democratic Party
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 1h
Red Hat's gotta be one of the more well known examples
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1h
BREAKING: ICE over the past year investigated hundreds of nonprofits across the U.S. that help people register to vote. The internal documents, obtained by the Democracy Forward, showed that ICE's investigative arm also contemplated sending undercover agents to investigate the organizations.
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ICE  probed hundreds of voter registration groups across the U.S.
The agency also contemplated deploying undercover agents to "initiate prosecutions" against the groups and "dismantle" them.
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 1h
I like the woodcut style graphics, very tastefully down-home
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 1h
hmmm, maybe not rolling boutique solutions but i could see open source used more since one could gork the config
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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 1h
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軽laura @keilaura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they also threw out their old writing system in favour of a highly geometrically correct script i call "laundry symbols"
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軽laura @keilaura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh yeah i completely forgot to drop the flag, it looks like this and has the cultural valence of something like the french tricolour (funky geometric shapes were often used as symbols by antimonarchist and republican movements because the intellectual movements behind them were really into geometry)
flag with a blue background and a pattern of isosceles triangles on it taken from the Triakis triangular tiling
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renni @renniultrafox.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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a cupcake with chocolate sauce and whipped cream with the words " the new " below it
ALT: a cupcake with chocolate sauce and whipped cream with the words " the new " below it
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2h
It takes some chutzpah to have this among all your signs for Republican candidates. Real "accusation in mirror" type shit.
A sign that reads, "Democracy dies when good people do nothing. VOTE" surrounded by signs for a bunch of Republican candidates
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 2h
he's been to Peru?
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the nicole community @cosmicenemy.bsky.social · 2h
a lot of boomers were just really bad parents, idk if you need more than that
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Dumbstash @dnlmsstch.bsky.social · 9h
Some people think of other people as things to be owned or dealt with and some people think of other people as people and its really hard do have conversations between those groups
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🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 12h
Hate that the tragedy of the commons continues to be relevant
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 12h
"we have to tolerate mild antisemitism on the left" generates less outrage than "we have to tolerate mild transphobia on the left"
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 12h
>left-liberal alliance I'm sorry aren't we liberals getting the wall too? Could've sworn we always side with fascists or something as well.
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 12h
>independent print media lol, lmao
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 14h
wow. half-assed political commentary "haha the democrats suck like THIS." wow. i can't get that anywhere else
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 14h
you know the onion was funnier when they tried to be funny
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 14h
I had not heard Jackson speak before now and good lord he’s gonna do it
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
And I came to this because I grew up gay in the 90s in Oklahoma and east Texas and most parents cannot be trusted with that shit in that circumstance
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
Yes, I bring it up whenever people talk about how awesome it is for parents to control what their kids learn
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Sysfin @sysfin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yea I have become pretty radical on child's rights. Tolerating the idea of kids as property is a real moral failure that doesn't get talked about remotely enough.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Children are not property and society pays to educate them, society and, to an extent, the children themselves get to be the primary decision makers here.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I am unambiguously opposed to parents being the primary decision makers in their children’s education and I always will be.
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Do NOT disrespect the water sommelier
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 12h
Not even an exaggeration. That's straight up how they see it. The kids are "theirs" as in property. I've seen and read too much to say otherwise here. one sec
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 12h
Remember to enable Car Wash Mode on your Cybertruck so the rearview mirrors don't get snapped off while your shitbox rusts
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@banalplay

this car has rules to prevent it from becoming a gremlin

@StonkKing4

$TSLA Cybertruck owners ..

1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and

2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18h
@JeremyMonjo

tattooing which of my opinions are real and which are ironic in case i forget, like the memento guy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 22/10/2025
closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 20h
anime is short for animels, AKA creatures that live outside
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hotttt
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 13h
it's like wine glasses it like, does something with the shape and aroma and whatever
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AlderFish @alderfish.bsky.social · 13h
I have a very full very normal sized fresh bowl of water downstairs in the kitchen but he waits to get up here to drink out of the narrowest bucket the kids play with in the tub
A silver poodle in my bathroom happily drinking water out of the purple plastic bucket that is barely wider than his snout
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 13h
Like rn it's kind of a "just think about it bro" but look at some of the anti-trans (or older anti-gay) stuff where it goes on and on about the parents or whatever and you kinda get a sense that the parents don't see their child as a individual person, but as their "thing".
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 13h
You joke but I really do want to write on what I refer to as "slaveowner mentality" and how it manifests in the extant right and it's desire for not merely hierarchy but ownership and legal consideration of people as property.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
SCOTUS in a 6-3 decision decides states must help enforce the fugitive grandchildren act
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