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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What will your job be on the James Talarico Bimbofication Death Star

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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last time the White Sox clinched a playoff series at home was closer in time to the Washington administration than it is to today

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/10/2026

Kirk Franklin just brought out Juvenile. It's like seeing my Winamp on TV

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Pat Fitzgerald, long branded as The Only Coach Great Enough To Accomplish The Impossible Task Of Going Slightly Better Than .500 At Northwestern, now trails David Braun in winning percentage there. Fitzgerald also just lost 31-3 to a Wisconsin coach who tried really hard to get fired last week

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ACC your mysteries never cease

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wake Forest is beating that ass right now which is a sentence I have not been able to say in my lifetime

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kawario Taylor out there today

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

current AFC teams above .500, ranked from Most Delightful If The Bears Beat Them In The Super Bowl to Least Delightful If That Happens 1. Browns 2. Steelers 3. Chiefs 4. Broncos 5. Ravens 6. Raiders 7. Bengals 8. Jaguars 9. Bills

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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

good news, everyone, our long national nightmare is over. the non-ball-knowing dorks in the united states senate protected college sports

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not the flex you think it is, buddy

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

guy at the bears game in a Miami Hurricanes jersey looking more lost than any man has ever been

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships

a cartoon image of Case Keenum, Nick Foles, Blake Bortles, and Tom Brady walking towards the Minnesota stadium

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

having a good chuckle imagining a person who does not exist: the eagles fan burning his Dalton jersey

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To be fair Andy Dalton did hit him right between the numbers

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Not on my watch!” -Jameis Winston

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wisconsin has the fastest 400 pound tight end I’ve ever seen

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PJ Fleck is our most “thinks Predator is a motivational film” coach

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

Ole Miss tanking from here on out just so Kiffin has a 3-9 loss

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

Jon Sumrall if Florida wins

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

The incredibly rare double coverage of nobody

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion"

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

George McIntyre sounds like the name of a CIA director in charge of MKUltra

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@splitzoneduo.com am i wrong to be confused as to how we're in week 4 and still have a ton of teams playing non-con's and/or FCS matchups? Pitt v Bucknell? UNLV v. Akron? Rutgers v. Howard? hasn't this traditionally been a week 0/1/11 thing?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is great reporting, and also I think the problem was that he turned his hat around

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/09/2026

Al Michaels wondering why the Atlanta Falcons aren't sure their fourth-quarter lead is big enough yet. Al there's some lore here

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i see the DOGE cuts are ageing fabulously

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year

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E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

with any luck he'll push it thru with the code violations and the whole thing will collapse and crush him in a biblical Samson-style incident where his version of super strength is just his indomitable hubris

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WAPO: The architect quit “after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures .. .. ‘I am the code,” Trump said.” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow

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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Went from quoting scripture to dropped the F bomb on live tv wooooo

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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 20/09/2026

TRINIDAD, I WAS JOKING

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I did indeed

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Hotty Fucking Toddy" Trinidad Chambliss

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s just very satisfying to see Lane get humiliated by what he loves most, which is making everything about himself

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/09/2026

NC State fans: We're so tired of our team never doing anything memorable NC State: Bet

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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

THE LUBBOCK SCREWJOB MANY ARE SAYING

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/09/2026

They’re playing Kirk Franklin at Taco Bell. This is so Hell Is A World Without You coded

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can’t have any serious opinions about fantasy sports because I lack the organizational skills or follow through to keep them going for any longer than two weeks

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