E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 15hsomeone needs to hire a pup DC. see ball, get ball! 000
Reposted by E. Luke Charmander🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 23hthis is so fucking sad 852112261368
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 20hfrankly I think the critics should open their minds a little 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026JaxState won a game in which both they and Kennesaw State had more penalty yards than rushing yards. 1345
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What will your job be on the James Talarico Bimbofication Death Star 114723
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderSadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The last time the White Sox clinched a playoff series at home was closer in time to the Washington administration than it is to today 1355
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i'm snort-laughing 1146138
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/10/2026Kirk Franklin just brought out Juvenile. It's like seeing my Winamp on TV 415615
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nothing to see here @pablo.show, move alongtmz.comLeBron James Free to Fly On Fanatics Chopper, Part of Deal W/ CompanyLeBron James is free to hop on Fanatics' helicopter whenever he wants -- while playing in Philly and living in NYC -- and that open invitation is part of his deal with a company that treats the King l... 513712
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026Pat Fitzgerald, long branded as The Only Coach Great Enough To Accomplish The Impossible Task Of Going Slightly Better Than .500 At Northwestern, now trails David Braun in winning percentage there. Fitzgerald also just lost 31-3 to a Wisconsin coach who tried really hard to get fired last week 411616
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ACC your mysteries never cease 2630021
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wake Forest is beating that ass right now which is a sentence I have not been able to say in my lifetime 010
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kawario Taylor out there today 11026
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not 1094367
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon 714618
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lifting you up in thoughts and prayers during this trying time 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026current AFC teams above .500, ranked from Most Delightful If The Bears Beat Them In The Super Bowl to Least Delightful If That Happens 1. Browns 2. Steelers 3. Chiefs 4. Broncos 5. Ravens 6. Raiders 7. Bengals 8. Jaguars 9. Bills 8664
Reposted by E. Luke Charmanderbitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026good news, everyone, our long national nightmare is over. the non-ball-knowing dorks in the united states senate protected college sports 041
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not the flex you think it is, buddy 1413043699
Reposted by E. Luke Charmanderdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 122323297
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy at the bears game in a Miami Hurricanes jersey looking more lost than any man has ever been 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026sorry it's impossible for me to see Case Keenum without thinking of the drawing the NFL tweeted on the day of the 2018 conference championships 4468052
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026meanwhile a Bears fan kisses their framed Case Keenum jersey 140
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026having a good chuckle imagining a person who does not exist: the eagles fan burning his Dalton jersey 51117
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hurts coming out of the blue tent looking like if he had batteries on hand he'd be hucking em 010
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets 630537
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 328128
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To be fair Andy Dalton did hit him right between the numbers 101579
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Not on my watch!” -Jameis Winston 1530829
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wisconsin has the fastest 400 pound tight end I’ve ever seen 321610
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yet when i smear the blood of my brothers on my face i'm "a danger to myself and others" 090
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026PJ Fleck is our most “thinks Predator is a motivational film” coach 1024525
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable 1580468
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026Ole Miss tanking from here on out just so Kiffin has a 3-9 loss 11684
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026Jon Sumrall if Florida wins 11442
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026The incredibly rare double coverage of nobody 41284
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no, no no no no no 724217
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026honestly this is pro-level mime work, this is "I am peeing with a penis of length and exact heft in a reckless fashion" 1739928
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026George McIntyre sounds like the name of a CIA director in charge of MKUltra 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug 1556458
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@splitzoneduo.com am i wrong to be confused as to how we're in week 4 and still have a ton of teams playing non-con's and/or FCS matchups? Pitt v Bucknell? UNLV v. Akron? Rutgers v. Howard? hasn't this traditionally been a week 0/1/11 thing? 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is great reporting, and also I think the problem was that he turned his hat around 738323
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/09/2026Al Michaels wondering why the Atlanta Falcons aren't sure their fourth-quarter lead is big enough yet. Al there's some lore here 339723
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026while most of you key in on "notable football icons" i'd like to call everyone's attention to "no apparent reason" 041
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i see the DOGE cuts are ageing fabulously 000
Reposted by E. Luke CharmanderRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year 1553656
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026them Hardee's chicken biscuits are delish but they mecca my tummy hurt 030
E. Luke Charmander @coolesthand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026with any luck he'll push it thru with the code violations and the whole thing will collapse and crush him in a biblical Samson-style incident where his version of super strength is just his indomitable hubris 000
