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CooK

@cook303.bsky.social
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some dude, pfp made by a friend in a game of gartic phone I mostly post my hearthstone legend hitting and top 500 topping lists ☸✡

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing
A bunny in a suit and shades jumps off a plane, with an unopened parachute and a briefcase like D.B. Cooper. The briefcase has started leaking dollar bills into the air, to the bunny's consternation. He plummets into the clouds at night
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Sidisi @sidisi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thanks to @hearthstone.blizzard.com who gave me an Echoes of the Infinite miniset to giveaway to the Hunter community! 🏹Winner from this post drawn January 12th, 2026 You get: 🍌38 unique new cards! To enter: ✅Follow me ✅Like this post ✅Repost
New Mini set for the Echoes of the infinite!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
holy shit a guy who was born in Uganda listed himself as African American on an old college application this is certainly bigger news than the concentration camp in Florida
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I wonder if Natalie Portman likes portmanteaus or if that's just what's at the end of her feet
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Dayv (scary version) @dayv.wtf · 05/06/2025
Because the therapist is being a pal
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Kristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
fool me once why you did that
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
shedeur sanders is bernie sanders son and when he heard there was a draft he said “I’d better put on my dad’s jacket, which cost seven hundred dollars”
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
NYT on a roll today, lol. Conservatives vs liberals isn’t Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine. Republicans believe things that are FALSE - vaccines cause autism, climate change is fake, the 2020 election was rigged. Universities should not teach students false things, or hire professors that will!
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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Venus 𓃹 @venusposting.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
this is own my private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch.
a rabbit in a small tent looking at the camera
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Donald Trump is lying to you.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Got mythic in timeless on MTG Arena with boros burn today! I was as surprised as anyone that this deck is functional in a format with channel and unnerfed energy cards. I'm experimenting now with creatureless burn strategies since I sided out kumano and swiftie a ton, plus eidolon was also bad.
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awopy @awopy.tgirl.gay · 25/12/2024
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The story "I have no mouth, and I must scream" implies the existence of lacking orifices and needing to do things with them. In today's video essay, I will go over the concept of "I have no butthole and I must shit" and "I have no nostrils and I must sneeze"
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
To get political, one thing that has bothered me about RFK Jr having a role in the trump admin is that it was literally quid pro quo. In functional democracies if you tell an opponent to drop out and promise them a position in your admin, it's illegal. 1/2
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Annual reminder: Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders. Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love this town.
BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER)

This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you! The sealion in question
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Daramgar @daramgar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
instead of switching from twitter to bluesky, i have instead found myself scrolling both. i'm spending twice as much time as before 😭
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spoofy!
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In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
trogdor simply wouldn’t be able, in today’s liberal america, to burninate the countryside! he wouldn’t be able to burninate the peasants! why? cancel culture!
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📼shitposts.mp4📼 @shitposts-mp4.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Octopus from Citizen Kane @grovernixon69.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The sound of music remains an unshakable standard because it teaches every young man that you’d rather be a alto than a dead nazi.
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hit legend tonight with the Tempostorm Lion Hunter list and it felt just right compared to all the other lists I've seen. I miss dirty rat and deathlord but this is more focused on mines. Final boss was a mill druid that yoinked my brann, so I yoinked his life. #wildhearthstone #legend #lions
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Some lists of bad actors to block (click subscribe, then select block). Didn't create these, but I block 'em all! Up to you how you want to handle! MAGA Right Wing Propaganda Far right NFT/AI/Crypto More NFT/AI/Crypto British Bigots Nazis Content Scrapers
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended
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CooK @cook303.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The fabled control meta is here, so I decided to rain on everyone's parade by playing questline DH. One of the easiest climbs to legend I've had in quite some time, gotta thank FireStone deck tracker, Glass Beams and Cory Wong for providing the tunes. Haven't seen much hearthstone on bsky yet :)
Rank 913 wild legend in hearthstoneDeck statistics for the climb to legend
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