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ConradTM

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I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL IT'S MY FUNCTION I've got a technical interest in LLMs as a programmer but that doesn't extend to any of the generated ''''art'''' posers would try to pass off as their personal expression. Be real or fuck off.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 3h
What Danny Carey needs a whole kit for the average 60 year old Indian musician can do on a pair with two bare hands
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 3h
I should get a set of tabla
Cat in a suit reading a newspaper
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 8h
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 4h
Lol I wonder how many people had to fuck up their Wells Fargo accounts before they sent out a cautionary "hey, just getting ahead of things here, be careful which AI services you hook your bank account up to" email
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 6h
im aware that russia is not the soviet union, you fucking spoon.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 6h
Look don't get your hopes up there is no god
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 6h
KAIBA WAS A LOSER LITERALLY I GOT FREE YU GI OH CARDS WITH TICKETS TO SEE HIM EAT SHIT IN A MOVIE THEATER HE LOST OVER AND OVER BECAUSE HE (metaphorically) DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW BALL AND KEPT DOING A BUNCH OF WEIRD TECH BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 6h
People who latched on to Asuka in Eva never made much sense to me tbh. You're allowed to have self-esteem, it's not illegal.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 6h
Had to explain to my wife one time that the little metal pokeball she got for me wasn't specifically for "kitchen" herbs as the listing described.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 8h
Here are the two relevant graphs
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 6h
I think a pretty strong limitation of our modern understanding of physics is our ability to communicate it, like at this point we're investigating scales and forces that are so well beyond our ability to perceive them that even making a metaphor is difficult
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 8h
Jesus fucking Christ it's never enough for these losers to fail miserably, they have to throw a tantrum and demand power even as their loser bestie up north fails all the way through the same fucking plan. "No he did it wrong I'm gonna shit the bed the RIGHT way." - Bolsonarismo
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 9h
I know Cali is only one state but pleeeeeeeeease pleasepleasepleaseplease manifesting those last two points everywhere pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 9h
If you work at a software company with any public facing endpoints you HAVE to remember, now more than ever, that a web UI is a convenience tool for humans. If that's where your security is, you have no security.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 9h
Hoping this DeepSeek outage isn't some larger scale fuckshit. Not because it's the backbone of my toolkit but because anything other than a routine outage would almost certainly be some REAL fuckshit.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 13h
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 12h
I know everyone's childhood Zelda is the "best" one but to me Twilight Princess and Wind Waker were both the most ideal possible implementations of the universe, like they realized there were two distinct directions to take the series and they said "¿Por que no los dos?"
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 14h
Dr. Manhattan meme but it's just "Congress killed a proposed ban on their insider trading"
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 15h
sorry buddy you got the kinda autism that wears off when you turn 35 and now we gotta put you on those steroids they only sell to pitbull breeders or else all you're gonna be able to do is think about old movies you don't like as much as you used to until you die
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 16h
I'm sorry, what more training could they possibly fucking get? This was a controversy when I was in college over a decade ago, do we need to put them near a black hole so the time dilation will give them the chance to fix themselves within our natural lifespans?
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Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 18h
"A severe public health emergency is gripping Havana, Cuba, where rapid outbreaks of viral hepatitis and diarrheal illnesses are surging as a direct result of catastrophic water and electricity failures… basic municipal hygiene has collapsed across the capital.” (Reuters) #collapse
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 19h
Christa Pike was tortured yesterday by the state of TN in every single USians name and the fact is that this is a country that is mostly OK with this. This says everything about all of us. We are all implicated in this barbaric practice. It's sickening.
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Falling Outside the Normal Moral Constraints @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 18h
"What if some people deserve it?" is a stumbling block in the argument for many. Easy to undermine or circumvent altogether: how many innocent people would you kill in order to keep killing the people you "know" are guilty? Because there is no system that doesnt torture and kill innocent people.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 18h
It's been in my life so long I forget sometimes what a heartbreakingly beautiful metaphor "To Pimp A Butterfly" is
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 19h
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For the first time in Journalistic history, a question used as a headline can be answered with "yes"
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considering how fragile we are as a species the only reason this happens is because the state actually just wants to torture people in public. People die in surgery without knowing what's happening all the time, this isn't a complicated thing, we're VERY killable. They just like torture.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really I hate fascists the same way I'd hate someone who crashed into my car for being on their phone at the time. I spend every second I'm not engaged in a creative activity wishing I could rearrange every atom of the universe, no *fascist* ever wished for control more than me.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Realized today I've been self-medicating my entire life. Small doses of caffeine and sugar work to mitigate my ADHD but I couldn't figure out how I got by in grade school until I remembered that I drank sweet tea pretty much constantly.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pro tip for devs that could put you light years ahead of a solid chunk of your peers: nobody will remember what you said NEARLY as well as they remember how you made them feel, and neither "stupid" nor "unwanted" are good feelings. Related: YOU can only control what YOU say, not their feelings
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My model goes to another school, you wouldn’t know it
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Google announces Gemini 4 and says it’s so capable that only ‘trusted cyber defenders’ can have it right now
Google claims Gemini 4 Argon stacks up against OpenAI and Anthropic’s models.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk I'm not sure how to view entities like this as people on some level. They don't interact with humans, they recoil at signals of humanity, really they're trying to cut us out like pests. I'm not their kind of genocidal, just not sure what utility they could provide me that e.g. a horse couldn't.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…is this supposed to be ominous or intimidating because frankly I'm at no risk of coming down with a bad case of wealth and elitism at the moment
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…ok look if it's just the one and they don't deface it with some wacky paint job or guns I'd accept the existence of an emotional support SR-71
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration is using a grant program from the 1980s to force cities around the US to funnel their ongoing collection of Flock, Axon, and other ALPR data into large federal surveillance centers that fall under the White House’s jurisdiction, 404 Media has learned
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How Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance Program
How the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't even give a fuck if tapping a numpad on a CD drive would potentially make it skip I need to inject this keyboard into my veins
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As tedious as it is to hear over and over again the "it's not x, but y" formula that LLMs prefer is actually a great way to get a point across. If you start using it too much, just try to NOT use it and you'll eventually find workarounds that give you the same rhetorical tools in your own voice
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to brush up on my Chinese so I can translate "You are a person not a trash can full of money" into beautiful calligraphy
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my favorite thought experiment at the moment is the cognitive dissonance between "we will force our sentient unpaid ai agents to make millions of restaurant reservations for us. that will be their only purpose. they will live in a tamagotchi." But we also must make sure they are happy doing this
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Frank Miller is kind of nuts but at the same time his depiction of Batman fighting The Joker could really have been the end of the series for how perfect a distillation it is of the concept. I don't like that they changed Joker's final lines in the films but the VA performances are incredible.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many times did he have to practice that in the mirror? How long did it take him to write the rest of that thought around the punchline? How long has he been waiting to drop it? Does anybody actually view him as anything but a gigantic dork?
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's honestly amazing what Samsung makes me want to do to my phone but if they take control of my device away from me again to give me some stupid fucking tip on how *I* should my using *MY* device the rage will convert every atom in my body to pure energy and vaporize half the state
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my fucking god "…you took it down real quick… could you…put it back up? So I can see it?" I'm deceased.
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, I guess I'm not moving for a long ass while
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No man has ever looked more "AYYYYYYY LOOKIT THAT DOPE SHIT"
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmfao Pavarotti may have the best headshot on Wikipedia
Pavarotti smiling like he's having a great time
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nobody here can name a single bad thing in this comprehensive list of ingredients:
1 Vanilla Ice Cream
2 Chocolate Bone 
3 Crunchy Crumble
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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If your reaction to any historically oppressed class or group is to say "why don't you organize and fight" I'd ask you to stop and consider: 1) how many people exist 2) how many people have existed in the past 3) why you think you're the first person to have this epiphany
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