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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I should get a set of tabla

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lmfao Pavarotti may have the best headshot on Wikipedia

Pavarotti smiling like he's having a great time

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nobody here can name a single bad thing in this comprehensive list of ingredients:

1 Vanilla Ice Cream
2 Chocolate Bone
3 Crunchy Crumble

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And honestly sometimes that's just a matter of finding that truth within you: who cares? Why the fuck are you generating a problem from actual DEMONSTRABLE nothing? Like if you want to escalate to being an irredeemable piece of shit that's on you but beyond that, state a real impact or fuck off!

Manga dude saying "No more about this", "Do not share your views with me"

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That barbecued rug smell when the heater kicks on for the first time of the season

Clip art of a guy smelling something good

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's like he heard this word and went "holy shit I got one for you guys" and proceeded to lay down three and a half minutes of beer bars as a vehicle for it

MF DOOM "All outta Ale" :
One for the money, two for the better green
3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trying to stand straight up after bending over too long after 30

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It doesn't have to work this way because it actually doesn't have to work at all! We don't *need* it!

Guy sitting with his head on his hand nonchalantly, not realizing he's about to be defenestrated.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Lmfao if your title cuts off the ENTIRE poster on anichart you need to trim the fat a little

An anime listing on anichart with a name so long it blocks the poster behind it. "Tsuihou Sareta Cheat Fuyo Majutsushi wa Kimama na Second Life wo Ouka Suru.: Ore wa Buki dake ja Naku, Arayuru Mono ni "Kyouka Point" wo Fuyo Dekiru shi, Ore no Ishi de Itsudemo Kouka wo Kaijo Dekiru kedo, Nokotta Hitotachi Daijoubu?"

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm dying lmao he's got the look like Ben Affleck taking a smoke break. "God fucking dammit, Melania, do you have a leash or something he does this with every camera"

Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette, looking like he just walked out of meeting the president and is currently savoring every moment before he has to go back inside

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Was mainly posting because I was shocked to find a single other human being associated with something recognizable who holds it in that same regard lol. "They thought I was everything and now they are gone, so how could I be anything?" I did kind of need a couple of decades to chew on that one.

In a 2023 interview, cartoonist and animation producer ND Stevenson (Nimona) said that the film was existential, stuck with him, and made him think about "things that I wasn't ready to think about yet, or I didn't even really know the ways in which it was going to help me process things and come to terms with things as an adult".

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Really the part that felt SO insulting was that they've got this app "Maestro" that I'll be removing even if I have to prod the individual bits in memory with fucking dental tools which tries to "personalize" things for you and I didn't save THAT notification but "…for you" was the verbiage lol

Screenshot of a notification from "Maestro", Samsung's dogshit unnecessary """"personalization"""" assistant. Shows a fancy graphic that says "personalized for you" with "click to get started". Also, it's a touchscreen you imbeciles, it's "tap" to get started, you own like a quarter of the south Korean economy or some shit I truly do not think there are any permittable blemishes.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's just wild to see him on the Financial Times

He dismisses the "kingmaker" tag. "This is a mass movement and I'm simply one person," he said

Scene from life of Brian where he says "Will you please listen? I'm not the messiah." And they reply "He IS the messiah!"

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So the only leftists who are naturally in a position to do outreach are the ones who can get spat on repeatedly without doing this to the willfully ignorant little shit they're talking to

Goya's painting "Saturn Devouring His Son"

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was feeling equal parts nostalgic and antisocial so I put on Ænemail and, title aside, Hooker with a Penis has to be one of the most relatable metal tracks I have ever heard in my life.

Lyrics snippet from Tool's "Hooker with a Penis" :

I've got some bad advice for you, little buddy Before you point your finger, you should know that I'm the man If I'm the fuckin' man, then you're the fuckin man as well So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck I sold out long before you'd ever heard my name I sold my soul to make a record, dipshit And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and hear on TV Is a product begging for your fat-ass, dirty dollar
Shut up and buy, buy, buy my new record And buy, buy, buy, send more money
Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy Fuck you, buddy

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The only problems I've ever had with Atlanta trains is the fact that Atlanta either does not or cannot give a fuck about its train system. There are TWO bathrooms between Five Points and North Springs and they're not always working. "Lol all the stairwells smell like piss" I WONDER THE FUCK WHY

MARTA rail map, it's complicated but if you need an accessible version they have this number: 404-848-5202

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's like Edward Hopper meets Blade Runner 2049

Cat in the Hat staring contemplatively at a woman doing a sexual pose on a poster

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

🎶 Kidnap us oh… 🎶 (Punish us oh…) 🎶🎶 Evil, jacked women

5 monks standing in a circle with some probably random books open in front of them

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A lot of individual shots were inspired by Edward Hopper paintings, you'll see this one eventually

Edward Hopper's "Morning Sun" depicting a woman on her bed looking out a window

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If gas station weed gummies are anything to go by the art on those would be unhinged.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful september

Tigtone holding a skull in front of him Hamlet style with ears sewn in where his eyes should be

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Spiritual companion piece: ofools.tumblr.com/post/1899256...

Tumblr post: https://ofools.tumblr.com/post/189925610449/mosticonicposts-tsunamiwavesurfing

Tsunamiwavesurfing: fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

Picture of a dude with brown hair that's got maybe 4 total crests of the proverbial waves on his hair

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP to the best pirate who ever sailed

Tim Curry as Long John Silver in a room full of gold

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

[Blasphemous ritual voice]: I… must… FUCK!

Myst-era CG: guy in the middle of a room with a giant book in front of him holds his hands aloft in front of a portal to (hell?). He's illuminated by an overhead window that has a pentagram on it

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hearing about richly aromatic rice when I am in no position to obtain richly aromatic rice

Journeymaneon or whatever played by Matt Damon screaming because he told his crew to tie him to the mast so he could rawdog the siren's song, a thing he was explicitly told not to do, and I can't remember what happens and I haven't seen the movie but he's screaming and it sucks and this is the cost of hubris and the pain of wishing for richly aromatic rice when you can't get it which are basically equal in the eyes of my god (I'm an autotheist)

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you made a rube goldberg contraption under the print tray you could keep printing documents from a remote location until it finally overflows like one of those arcade coin machines at Dave&Busters and triggers your mechanism of choice

Coin machine you find in arcade made to give children a taste of gambling before they're old enough to do it. Come feed me coins, idiot. I'll give you a bunch of tickets if a whole fucking chunk of them fall off like theyve literally never done for any human being since the dawn of the species

You feed coins in the top and eventually one falls off the front of the tray from being pushed forward

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Carnival Phantasm already did this

Fate Stay Night lancer next to a drag racer. The subtitles say "His machine is the Gae-BolCar."

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Man how terrible would it be if every company was suddenly forced to honor those licenses in the manner of complete ownership. Imagine how much internal turmoil that would cause with the worst offenders. What a thought. Just awful.

Girl from some anime with purple hair reaching a state of nirvana that involves the manifestation of a sparkle cloud

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Good, be happy in public such that every guy like this is losing years to cortisol poisoning.

Angry hunched over guy with a thought bubble "lookit that stupid ass-hole"

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Gotta mention this one too, never met anyone who knew what I was talking about but Klonoa 2 is how I remember the 5 stages of grief

Cover for Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil. Has the title and Klonoa on a surfboard with his magic ring thing

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Go ahead, upload more slop. Ask a chatbot to imagine what food looks like. Buy up every domain and fill them all with fake blogs by fake people with fake interests. Give me ads where a woman with morphing hair and a variable number of breasts asks if I'm tired of jerking off alone.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Lol I looked up Varg because I couldn't remember if he was Norwegian. "…and later his crimes"

Wikipedia for Varg Vikernes

…February 1973), better known as Varg Vikernes (Norwegian: [varg 'vì:kəne:s]), is a Norwegian musician, author and game designer best known for his early black metal albums and later for his crimes. His first five records, released under the…

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Reading the Epic Wikipedia I came across this horribly constructed but informative sentence, but also apparently part of the success of ZZT was the custom language Sweeney wrote for it.

Wikipedia page for Epic Games

…both work and leisure, was situated. Out of this location, Sweeney started Potomac Computer Systems as a computer consulting business but later figured that it would be too much work he would have to put into keeping the business stable, and scrapped the idea.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Director: "God dammit this ending is SO GOOD but it's still MISSING something. How will anyone know what it's about?!" Typographer: "Don't worry boss I got it"

End frame of Redline featuring JP and Sonoshee blurred behind the word "love" in cursive

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

AHLLLL BEE WHEYYEEE DEHHNNNNN

Spongebob joining Freddie Mercury in the hallowed halls of "incredible vocalists with wacky looking teeth." He's letting out tears and every bottom tooth is there but he's only got his cartoonish buck teeth up top. Some chicks are into that, he's got a steady job, a house, community, loves animals, competent dress tailored for him. This is a catch.

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

At some point I had to save this for replying to my mom so she would stop sending me random shit from Facebook that was like an abstract filtered through a headline filtered through a tweet put on a crunchy stockphoto

CG image of a transparent skull, I think that's what happens when you do the correct dose of stimulants

NEWS
STUDY CONFIRMS YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE ANGTHING IF YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A NEWS ARTICLE

(SUS NEWS)

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Picturing some poor fucker realizing he's got a whole Greek epic to get through and he's got to add "…and his dog" every time they mention someone important.

Ben Affleck smoking and looking kind of defeated

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ConradTM @conradtm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You can't follow him because you've got LITTLE BITCH EYES Gaara. You're God damn RIGHT he's the strongest

Spongebob real mad pointing his finger into squidward's nose and yelling at him while squidward is in bed

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