Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 3hOh look, US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has confirmed that the military will eliminate 20 percent of its generals and admirals by January 1, 2027, announcing the measure during his annual "State of the Force" address. #collapse 122
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 4hOh look, Switzerland has lost almost one-fifth of its ice in just five years, research has found. #collapse 271
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 15hDaily doomer update: May we all die peacefully in our sleep. #NightsDoomers #collapse 3133
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 16hOh look, over 100 militant settlers overwhelmed Israeli security forces early on Tuesday to attack a Palestinian family as they attempted to reclaim their homes which had been seized by settlers in the West Bank, with 3 Israeli security officials injured and multiple houses set on fire. #collapse 2132
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 16hOh look, a major explosion and fire have hit one of India’s largest refineries just as the country is pushing its plants above normal operating rates to offset tight fuel supplies caused by the Iran war. #lolz #collapse 1155
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 16hPersonal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers. #collapse youtu.be/u8aSepeffiA?...youtu.beLord AbortionYouTube video by Cradle Of Filth - Topic 240
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 18hOh look, sustained inflation led to a 2.8% drop in fuel sales in Ireland during August, according to the CSO. #collapse 280
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 19hOh look, Britain's financial regulator has dropped plans to require listed companies to inform investors about their climate risks after firms raised concerns about implementation costs and competitiveness. #collapse 1121
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 19hOh look, Britain has "strong indications" that Iran was involved in a suspected plot against a British airbase used by US forces to strike Iran, Prime Minister Andy Burnham said on Wednesday. #collapse 181
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 23hOh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where peeps still have no idea they're about to experience death by 8.3 billion cuts. #collapse 5222
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 23hOh look, more than 40% of countries worldwide have reported climate-related changes in skin disease prevalence or severity, according to results from the international SkinObservatory study presented at the 2026 European Academy of Dermatology and Venereology Congress. #collapse 3237
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 23hOh look, the global ocean has become 17% more acidic in the last 40 years, according to the 10th edition of the Copernicus ocean state report. #collapse 3277
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"It will be a dark winter for Europe." (Belgium's defence minister) #collapse 5220
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh look, Russia has extended its ban on diesel exports for fuel producers until the end of October, the government said on Wednesday. #collapse 081
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh look, the UK has proposed extending its national nuclear umbrella to Finland, Denmark, Estonia, Iceland, Latvia, Lithuania, the Netherlands, Norway and Sweden, with an agreement on the arrangement expected to be signed in November. #collapse 5180
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Those advocating plans to blockade or strike Kaliningrad should have no illusions about the consequences. Any British or NATO military action against Russian territory would be met with a response using all means at Russia’s disposal, including nuclear weapons." (Russian UK Embassy) #collapse 394
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh look, in July, the hottest month ever recorded in the US, 173,598 households were shut off from their electric supply by utilities across 10 states, with the rate of electricity disconnections surging 28% compared to July 2024. #Lolz #collapse 3206
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh look, the US 30Y Note Yield rose above 5.60% today for the first time since June 2002. #collapse 0142
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Personal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers. #collapse youtu.be/9LMPI_74PMg?...youtu.beYou Are Tired (I Think) // E.E. CummingsYouTube video by THE PARABLE 280
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh look, producing food that is ultimately wasted accounts for 2% of total U.S. annual energy use. #collapse 22273
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"US Treasuries are experiencing one of the worst bear markets in history: The 30Y US Treasury price return index has dropped -60% since 2020, to ~107, matching its lowest level in 2000." (The Kobeissi Letter) #collapse 1206
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"For the last 3 days the Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature anomaly has been hodling [sic?] steady in record territory at about 3.10°C above the 1991-2020 baseline, well ahead of the previous record anomaly of 3.03°C set on November 19, 2015." (Prof Eliot Jacobson) #collapse 1151
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh look, a 49-year-old man in Cambodia has tested positive for H5N1 bird flu, marking the country's sixth human case of 2026, the Ministry of Health announced in a statement on Monday. #collapse 0141
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Personal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers. #collapse youtu.be/lDFzlqhgpMU?...youtu.beTom Morello - "UNCONQUERED (Feat. KNEECAP)" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by Tom Morello 170
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars Did wander darkling in the eternal space, Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air" (Lord Byron) #collapse 2195
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where I am exiled nigh from the very idea of home. #collapse 4120
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh look, crude stocks in the U.S. SPR stand at their lowest level since October 1982. #collapse 170
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Personal doomer update: I woke up the most tired I've been in my life. #collapse 10191
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh look, British police have arrested several men on suspicion of explosives offences near an RAF airbase in England which is used by the US air force. #collapse 2162
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"The preliminary Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature for September 25th was 29.822°C. This breaks the previous highest temperature ever recorded in the region of 29.815°C, set on November 17th, 2015." (Prof Eliot Jacobson) #collapse 1213
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh look, global debt jumped by more than +$10 trillion in H1 2026, to a record $365 trillion. #collapse 1113
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh look, in a historic first, tropical turtles have been spotted nesting on California beaches. #collapse 4210
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Total investment in data centers and AI infrastructure is projected to average 3.63% of US GDP per year from 2025 to 2032, the highest proportion among major infrastructure buildouts since the 1800s." (The Kobeissi Letter) #collapse 3133
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh look, the Novoshakhtinsk refinery in the southern Russian region of Rostov was taken offline on Friday following a Ukrainian drone attack. #collapse . 170
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Personal doomer update: I went nuclear on some biker cunts who were driving their I-have-no-dick machines down pedestrianised streets in the hellscape this eve, and to be honest my only real regret is that I didn't go fucking far enough. #FuckingSpasticNormieFilth #collapse 1170
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh look, Ed Sheeran's two concerts at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, on Friday and Saturday have been cancelled due to "severe weather warnings" and the impact on the "safety of fans, staff and everyone involved". #collapse 190
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Personal doomer update: No office for this BHD today. #Whoop #collapse 5120
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh look, Finland and Sweden said on Friday they had scrambled fighter jets to intercept and identify Russian military aircraft in international airspace over the Gulf of Finland, in the first such joint operation by the two Nordic countries. #collapse 2120
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"China’s oil imports from Iran are collapsing: China imported ~6.9 million barrels of crude oil per day in the first 20 days of September, near its lowest level in 10 years." (The Kobeissi Letter) #collapse 190
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"On Wednesday, only ten commodity vessels transited the Strait, including nine inbound and only one outbound—a Supramax laden with fertilizer, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters early on Thursday." (oilprice.com) #collapse 1101
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Personal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers. #collapse youtu.be/UtZUeSYg_ww?...youtu.beLaibach - Luigi Mangione (Official Video)YouTube video by Laibach 3102
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, Europe’s benchmark natural gas prices jumped by 4% at trade open in Amsterdam on Thursday. #collapse 160
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, quoted premiums for Saudi-linked tankers calling at the Red Sea port of Yanbu have tripled to around 3% of a vessel’s value from less than 1% in early July, according to Reuters. #collapse 040
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Daily doomer update: The doomer were right yesterday, they're right today, and they'll be right tomorrow. #collapse 4193
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where the doomers simply don't have sufficient time left to waste it on arguing with fucktarded normies. #collapse 5202
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"In vain do they to Mountains say, fall on us and us hide From Judges ire, more hot than fire, for who may it abide? No hiding place can from his Face sinners at all conceal, Whose flaming Eye hid things doth 'spy and darkest things reveal." (Michael Wigglesworth) #collapse 030
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, the Russian government projected a budget deficit equal to around 2% of the GDP for the next three years and proposed an array of tax hikes to sustain the military expenditure, Finance Ministry materials showed on Thursday. #collapse 081
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, Russia has begun commercial oil exports from Rosneft's Vostok Oil, its vast Arctic development that Moscow is counting on to lift crude production following years of delays and sanctions. #collapse 2101
Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh look, authorities have tested a dead humpback whale for bird flu after the animal floated ashore at a popular beach on the Sunshine Coast in Australia. #collapse 3105
