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Wayne Myers

@conniptions.org
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Dreamer, muesli enthusiast, he/him etc. Placeholder account. Not here. Ok, maybe a tiny bit here. Find me mostly over on Mastodon at @conniptions@mastodon.social or wayne.conniptions.org

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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 23h
If the main thing you want to do right now is to read a long, rambling, angry response by a non-Zionist Jewish now ex-Green Party Of England And Wales member to the not-so-hilarious antics of yesterday, then have I got the post for you: wayne.conniptions.org/2026/10/05/w... (It may not be, tbf)
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Why I Am No Longer A Green
I joined the Green Party of England and Wales in 2014.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 05/10/2026
about:config browser.nova.enabled = false you're welcome
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i will shed no tears at this amazing news
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Green Party deserves thanks on two fronts. Firstly, for helping to bring down Kier Starmer's government. And secondly, for reminding us how toxic and useless some parts of the British left are.
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Ruthi Brandt @ruthibrandt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And finally - for now - Carla (And I will note that I think thst motion E03 answers her trust that the party can write a good motion emphasising our values - I really hope we get to vote on it tomorrow!) #gpconf 3/3 bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Ruthi Brandt @ruthibrandt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then an excellent video from Sian (noting that she says the amendments will make it better, but not enough for her to support it) 2/3 bsky.app/profile/sian...
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Ruthi Brandt @ruthibrandt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very pleased to see our MPs taking a clear stand against the very problematic Zionism is Racism motion, which #gpconf will be voting on tomorrow. Starting with Adrian 👇 1/3
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 30/09/2026
Blocked angrily by an ex colleague for daring to suggest that AI hallucination has in fact not been solved and their example of an "indistinguishable from real" AI-generated photo was in fact clearly slop. It's sad. This person was once very bright and empathic. If this is AI psychosis it sucks.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 28/09/2026
My beloved does make awesome candles. #ProofOfCat #ProofOfCandle
A candle in the shape of a black cat, sitting on a teatowel.
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HEY! Wanna read the short story I wrote that won a contest? Inspired by the art of @innavjuzhanina.bsky.social OF COURSE YOU DO. It's about bad people getting the fate they deserve, so it is, of course, a work of fiction.
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The Witch of the Crocus Valley - Roses and Wildflowers Autumn 2026
Journals Home Table of Contents Next Wondrous Tale Featured Author We created a challenge: Tell the story of this painting by Inna Vjuzhanina The Witch of the Crocus Valley By Josh Dobbin She yawned a...
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 27/09/2026
The problem with home-made burgers is that once you nail it, by and large you can never go out for a burger again without disappointment.
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yuval Avraham, co-director of "No other land" and "Naza" in an interview on how he started learning Arabic. With English subtitles. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LTQ...
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يهود الشرق الأوسط // درس العربية ويعارض الاحتلال
YouTube video by People of the Book أهل الكتاب
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Piers Beckley @piersb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI isn't going to kill humanity. It isn't going to become superintelligent. AI just puts shit together in probabilistic patterns, and our brains use the same mechanisms that help us see pictures in clouds & faces in toast & gods and monsters in the dark to imply there's something behind it all.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s the one year anniversary of finishing my crocheted Patti Smith
A crocheted doll resembling Patti Smith from the album cover, Horses
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 09/09/2026
If your revolutionary new tech won't work unless you buy up the entire global supply of computer hardware and then some, that may just be an indication that your new tech is not, after all, so revolutionary, just stupidly expensive and massively inefficent.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also worth re-upping: Mathematicians standing up against how their field is being used as marketing for OpenAI and the like: leidendeclaration.ai >>
leidendeclaration.ai
Leiden Declaration on Artificial Intelligence and Mathematics
This declaration calls for action to address the challenges posed by the use of artificial intelligence within mathematics research.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 06/09/2026
AI in the NHS - doesn't work, but they're forcing it on us anyway: pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/03/u...
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UK AI medical transcription is dangerous and doesn’t work
The National Health Service in the UK is trying super hard to get doctors to use AI voice recognition everywhere a human might previously have been. For transcribing patient appointments, they just…
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Henry is surprisingly short for his 45 years. A little rounder in the face than you might expect, a little heavier than you might expect, and he is extremely, extremely eager.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 29/08/2026
Not getting drawn into banjo discourse which will only end badly for everyone concerned.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 26/08/2026
Meta is a creep who will _never_ take no for an answer, and never stop trying to ignore their lack of consent. Every media & regulatory organization in the world seems determined to ignore this reality; I genuinely don't understand why. Today's settlement is so that Meta can keep violating consent.
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Joseph Finlay @josephfinlay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is utter trash. Conspiracist racist nonsense. The Canary has been bad for a while but I didn’t realise it had got so low that David Miller himself wrote for it www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...
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Revealed: the insiders who filibustered the 'Zionism is Racism' motion at the Green Party conference
The much-heralded motion promised to turn the Greens into the first mainstream political party openly committed to anti-Zionism
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Sasha Abramsky @sashaabramsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In both the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany, appalling abuses of human rights and civil liberties were done entirely legally, through capture of the political and judicial systems, and through reliance on the cowardice of those who, in theory, could have reined in Nazi and Soviet leaders.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26
Photo after Jason's final marathon taken from his archived blog showing Jason surrounded by supporters in orange charity t-shirts
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 21/08/2026
This is one of the cutest and cleverest things I've seen in a while: interloperunit.org Bravo! #puzzles #metal
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INTERLOPER PHENOMENA UNIT
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 18/08/2026
Leftover penne arrabiata with some random salad and a splodge of mayonnaise stirred into it has absolutely no right to be as good as that but here we all are.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 17/08/2026
Tonight I found out about a probably ancient but utterly delightful bit-twiddling trick that is no doubt old hat to those of you who have already written a chess engine, but may be interesting if you are into both coding and chess: lichess.org/@/conniption... #chess #coding
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Cool Chess Engine Bit Twiddling Trick
While having a go at writing my own chess engine I came across a ridiculously beautiful bit twiddling trick
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Martin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
11 days ago Jason Arday resigned, saying he was at his limits. The press wrote 188 more articles. 9 days later Jason Arday was found dead. Enough is enough: Demand an urgent inquiry into the role the media had on his death: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...
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Sign the petition: demand an inquiry into the culture of the press after Jason Arday's death!
Tragically, Professor Jason Arday has died after a vicious and deeply personal campaign of press attacks over the last few weeks. The Government must urgently launch an inquiry into the culture and b...
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jason Arday has been found dead after being subjected to an endless media campaign fueled by racism and far right bigotry that drove him from his job. Might as well state what happened out loud.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026
This but not in the funny way
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Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain @citizenhelene.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thanks for the free promotion, advert child galaxybrainmusic.bandcamp.com/album/night-...
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Night Dad EP, by Galaxy Brain
4 track album
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 07/08/2026
No, *you* stabbed yourself in the foot with a meat thermometer while trying to build a garden bench in the lounge at 10pm last night.
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Captain Hurley 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺 @zoonie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is *horrible* and concerning. Make sure you're opted out of everything, and tbh, get your stuff out of Google Docs for storage. And Google photos. Everything they give you 'for free'.
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sam Altman matched with a man on Grindr, who posted the conversation. Open AI offered him money to take it down. He made a song instead.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you read fiction and you don't like AI you're a hypocrite. If you eat monster munch and don't like asbestos you're a blacksmith. If you play videogames and don't like stubbing your toe you're a submarine captain. We can all just SAY things. It's not hard.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
COMP. If anyone would like a signed book and a lovely hare postcard just repost this & pop a reply below. I'll choose the winner in about 30 minutes. If you'd prefer to purchase & help some niche weird fiction survive, you can get it here with free delivery: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
My latest novel Everything Will Swallow You, now out in paperback. You might like it if you like any of the following:
Knitting. Crocheting. Old records (and other old dusty things). An unexpected queer love story. Folklore. The sea. Walking. A hyper-intelligent semi-aquatic cryptid. Abandoned buildings. Community. Silliness. Crows.a psychedelic hare, cut from Lino, by my mum, Jo
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 03/08/2026
This 'Middle Age' DLC sucks. All my stats are nerfed except Wisdom, but that's fairly useless now because without the others I can't actually do anything with it. And there's no way back to the main game! I'm stuck here forever apparently, unless I try the other DLC, but I hear that's even worse.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
From Barry Cryer telling it himself! As here, from 9m30s. Needless to say, if he's just inserted himself into an existing event for storytelling purposes, I'm even more delighted. m.soundcloud.com/britishcomed...
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Richard Herring's Edinburgh Fringe Podcast 2011 #14: Barry Cryer & Edward Aczel
Play Richard Herring's Edinburgh Fringe Podcast 2011 #14: Barry Cryer & Edward Aczel by British Comedy Guide on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am actually lost for words
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SHEMAN - Count Binface (Official Video) | Ebeneezer Goode Parody by Mr.C of The Shamen
YouTube video by Proton
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dark day for human rights.
four frame comic. first frame shows the logo of amnesty international. second frame shows jk rowling, smiling in the dark. third frame shows an empty classroom, with a pride poster almost falling from the wall. fourth frame shows a trans flag flying in the wind. text above all the images reads : 
on july 8th, amnesty Inter-
national uk published a report
titled “A Growing Threat: The
Anti-Rights Movement in the UK.”
it listed 117 orgs, including anti-
trans and anti-queer ones
backed by jk rowling.
the backlash was immediate
and brutal : rowling pledged
to cover the fees of anyone
who wished to sue amnesty.
the report was taken down
within 48 hours.
this morning (july 31st), amnesty
fully capitulated and released
an apology to anti-trans orgs,
which, it said, should not have
been "collectively labelled as
anti-rights". rowling
celebrated.
an organisation that
bravely faced fascist regimes
and reported human rights
violations for 65 years has caved
to rowling's power and bigotry.
it's a dark day for human rights.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 30/07/2026
I am working through the #strudel tutorial and srsly where has this been all my life: https:// strudel.cc/workshop/getting-started/ Thank you lovely strudel people!
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Getting Started 🚀 Strudel
Strudel is a music live coding editor that brings TidalCycles to the browser.
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Una McCormack @unamccormack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine going, “yeah we’ll need to shred a load of books” and then not going, “oh no that’s, like, fucking wrong”. Imagine being that person.
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 27/07/2026
Not once in this entire political biography of Phillipson does the Guardian note that she signed off on a society-wide toilet police regime to spite trans people www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Andy Burnham appoints Bridget Phillipson as Labour party chair
Former education secretary will take up influential role that puts her at vanguard of Labour’s battle to win next general election
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 28/07/2026
This tech with no genuine use cases other than for bosses, shoddy marketers, politicians, thieves and con-artists will be the death of us all.
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
mildly funny that X is having blazing rows about Nolan’s Odyssey because he cast black people in it and Bluesky is having blazing rows about whether a noted Homeric translator’s LRB review of it misses the point or not
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 27/07/2026
I uploaded a new comic. First of the year, For Reasons. Anyway, it's here: comic.conniptions.org/comics/800.h... Vaguely related blogpost here: www.conniptions.org/2026/07/27/f... Why yes, this is the 800th FatC comic. Should be up to more by now but I've been being slack.
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Fit and the Conniptions
Fit and the Conniptions is a webcomic by Wayne Myers, who by complete coincidence also has a band called Fit and the Conniptions. The two projects are, naturally, entirely unrelated.
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 26/07/2026
Ohhh yeah... I am up and running on #Faircamp: https:// faircamp.conniptions.org/ :))))))))
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Fit and the Conniptions
Fit and the Conniptions
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Wayne Myers @conniptions.org · 25/07/2026
I didn't know you could study Classics at university until I arrived at university and met people who were studying Classics. I think about this often.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026
As *tech*, AI isn't exceptional. It's not exceptionally wicked. It's not exceptionally good. Take away the accompanying, galactic-scale stock-swindle, and we'd call AI's apps "plug-ins" and we'd use them and abuse them in the same way that we've used every other technology: www.normaltech.ai 1/
A carny barker waving his top-hat and selling tickets from a roll; his head has been replaced with the hostile red eye of HAL9000 from Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey.' The background is a magnified, halftoned detail from a US$100 bill.


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