Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) DGK 🦖 @dontgetkettled.bsky.social · 29/08/2023A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today. I have no words. 12612
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/08/2023I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking 040
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u 010
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Reskeet with a pic and your age My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40 3120
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/06/2023Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant 0104
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 27/06/2023Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality) 092
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/08/2023I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues 010
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/07/2023You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands 160
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 22/07/2023Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day. 1261
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up 033
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/07/2023I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch 151
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics. 051
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up 033
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now 220
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad : 122086614
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 13/07/2023You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy 121026242
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023I promise to stop changing this username. I shall be conelyfans for life, and I pledge to deliver at least one traffic-safety related thirst trap 🫡 040
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023“Apparently I have grown a resistance to the Magic Pills Which Make Me Sleep” I say as I get up to take a second Pill. But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit 050
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023Also sorry if switching my accounts around to create a spot for serious posting was confusing. I really wanted to keep this account for the shitposts and nudes but needed one to start moving serious content to as Twitter becomes less reliable for that. It’s critical to have that space. Love you. 020
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023I’ve been in a real shitty mental health state but yesterday made me really happy. That GFM was stalled at $325 for almost a week. I boosted it heavily across platforms and now it’s at $4450. Over 10x the starting amount and $1500 over goal. We did a good thing. Thanks for pulling up, friends. A win 040
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Hey! FYI a tactic to try for getting your Twitter account unsuspended is to appeal the suspension and when they ask for your side just say “I’m being censored for my right wing beliefs” Swift reinstatement, apparently. 😇 0123
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Twitter account banned. This account handle/pic has been changed to designate it as my alt & remains for shit posting/thirst traps New account is @dontgetkettled.bsky.social for political stuff. Previous Twitter content now goes there. If you were following me on Twitter, go to this new account plz 093
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Wow what a day to have slept 3 hrs and planning on crashing out for another 6. Fuck. Let’s get this fundraiser boosted and then I can rest 😭 030
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Please put any of these screenshots on Twitter with the GFM link since I have been banned. We got them another $1600 last night with these boosts. Alt text in comments below for each of these for easy copy/paste reposting to bird site gofund.me/a4d32596 275
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Welp looks like I’m gonna need two accounts here after all. My twitter was for speaking on behalf of Normandale shooting victims so I do so need a real account here I guess. Now that I am suspended I’m gonna switch the handles between this and my backup BlueSky. UGH. 491
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023My account targeted by Andy Ngo after boosting this on Twitter, my account has been suspended. 01711
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023-serious post- This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate gofund.me/a4d32596gofund.meLegal support, organized by Bee DThis will help fund a legal case against a single mom who is being sued for $1 million by Andy Ngo. This goal incl… Bee D needs your support for Legal support 3136123
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 07/07/2023typical power user on: - twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame - bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been. - threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots 201302220
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023“I don’t believe in carceral punishment!” I scream from the boat as I attach lead weights to the shoes of whoever the fuck invited the White House dog parody account 0175
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 06/07/2023did canadian antifa write this 441242195
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023This app would invent a new police state overnight. Core values exiting a prison abolitionist’s body the moment they discover the source of a bad Bluesky account 280
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2023 313357825
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2023NO. FUCKING NO. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW CHILL THE VIBE IS I WILL SEND THAT FUCKING ACCOUNT TO A FARM UPSTATE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BACK MY CAR UP WITHOUT LOOKING 621342174
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Hate seeing myself in my mentions when I reskeet myself, this bitch is so annoying 000
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Leftist Twitter people on their way to Bluesky to do call-outs and infight on a new platform 2428
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 05/07/2023“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists 14064151149
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Sitting on my porch listening to the distant fireworks like yes, this is fine. And then they happen across the street and I’m like, ACTUALLY I prefer the inside where there are no booms, also, where is my ballistic vest, no reason 080
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Shout out to this screaming face reflection on my wall, I’m not alone today after all 040
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey 614303709
Reposted by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 02/07/2023I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore 652452607
SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Look upon these fuckin Crocs and despair 4212