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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition)

@conelyfans.bsky.social
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Alt account for @dontgetkettled.bsky.social I am not getting shot again for clout For legal reasons everything I say is a joke This is not a serious account Thirst traps ahead Stay sexy and don’t get kettled

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DGK 🦖 @dontgetkettled.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today. I have no words.
A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads “the kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Reskeet with a pic and your age My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
A black haired woman with cats eye glasses holding a glass with a frosty beverage. She has long nails with 1312 written across them and she’s wearing big gold rings.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands
A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 22/07/2023
Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.
Kermit the frog t-posing behind big rounded text that says "back by unpopular demand: me"
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
image showing suggested tip rates
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 13/07/2023
You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I promise to stop changing this username. I shall be conelyfans for life, and I pledge to deliver at least one traffic-safety related thirst trap 🫡
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
“Apparently I have grown a resistance to the Magic Pills Which Make Me Sleep” I say as I get up to take a second Pill. But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Also sorry if switching my accounts around to create a spot for serious posting was confusing. I really wanted to keep this account for the shitposts and nudes but needed one to start moving serious content to as Twitter becomes less reliable for that. It’s critical to have that space. Love you.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I’ve been in a real shitty mental health state but yesterday made me really happy. That GFM was stalled at $325 for almost a week. I boosted it heavily across platforms and now it’s at $4450. Over 10x the starting amount and $1500 over goal. We did a good thing. Thanks for pulling up, friends. A win
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Hey! FYI a tactic to try for getting your Twitter account unsuspended is to appeal the suspension and when they ask for your side just say “I’m being censored for my right wing beliefs” Swift reinstatement, apparently. 😇
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Twitter account banned. This account handle/pic has been changed to designate it as my alt & remains for shit posting/thirst traps New account is @dontgetkettled.bsky.social for political stuff. Previous Twitter content now goes there. If you were following me on Twitter, go to this new account plz
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Wow what a day to have slept 3 hrs and planning on crashing out for another 6. Fuck. Let’s get this fundraiser boosted and then I can rest 😭
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Please put any of these screenshots on Twitter with the GFM link since I have been banned. We got them another $1600 last night with these boosts. Alt text in comments below for each of these for easy copy/paste reposting to bird site gofund.me/a4d32596
A screenshot of a tweet by @dontgetkettled

We've seen the lengths this mass-shooter inspirer will go to, to ruin someone's life. It doesn't matter if he has a case (he doesn't), the cruelty & harassment is the point.
Grinding us down, exhausting us & bankrupting us is the goal.
Fight the fuck back.A tweet from @dontgetkettled

This is a one million dollar lawsuit. 

$1,000,000

This man’s entire purpose is to try to intimidate antifascists into standing down and no longer pushing back on the lethal hatred he peddles. 

Do not stand idly by. 
Support this person, right now.A tweet from @dontgetkettled

This person is being targeted by one of the biggest threats to our community. This is serious. Give them money, give them support. The goal is low, and there’s no excuse for not standing with them right now. Drop what you’re doing and help them.A tweet by @dontgetkettled

Hopefully the next basement-dweller that piece of shit riles up with his propaganda doesn’t show up to a park to unload a .45 into you and your friends, as happened to us.
He will never stop. We cannot stop pushing back. Support this person.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Welp looks like I’m gonna need two accounts here after all. My twitter was for speaking on behalf of Normandale shooting victims so I do so need a real account here I guess. Now that I am suspended I’m gonna switch the handles between this and my backup BlueSky. UGH.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
My account targeted by Andy Ngo after boosting this on Twitter, my account has been suspended.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
-serious post- This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate gofund.me/a4d32596
gofund.me
Legal support, organized by Bee D
This will help fund a legal case against a single mom who is being sued for $1 million by Andy Ngo. This goal incl… Bee D needs your support for Legal support
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
typical power user on: - twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame - bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been. - threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
“I don’t believe in carceral punishment!” I scream from the boat as I attach lead weights to the shoes of whoever the fuck invited the White House dog parody account
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
did canadian antifa write this
graffiti that says "darn the police"
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This app would invent a new police state overnight. Core values exiting a prison abolitionist’s body the moment they discover the source of a bad Bluesky account
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
A group three children labeled "leftistsL throw dollar bills at two dueling lobsters also labeled "leftists"
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
NO. FUCKING NO. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW CHILL THE VIBE IS I WILL SEND THAT FUCKING ACCOUNT TO A FARM UPSTATE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL BACK MY CAR UP WITHOUT LOOKING
Bullshit. Fucking bullshit The worst account on Twitter
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Hate seeing myself in my mentions when I reskeet myself, this bitch is so annoying
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Leftist Twitter people on their way to Bluesky to do call-outs and infight on a new platform
An airplane full of people in Spider-Man costumes
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
“bluesky won’t have any debate because it’s all left-leaning folks” - person who has never been in a room with two leftists
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Sitting on my porch listening to the distant fireworks like yes, this is fine. And then they happen across the street and I’m like, ACTUALLY I prefer the inside where there are no booms, also, where is my ballistic vest, no reason
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Shout out to this screaming face reflection on my wall, I’m not alone today after all
A reflection of light that looks kinda like a screaming skull
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 02/07/2023
I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Look upon these fuckin Crocs and despair
Black Crocs covered in accessories. We have gold chains, barbed wire, spikes, a pin that says ACAB, a pin of a Molotov, a moth, an eye, a spider, bunch of cool shit
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