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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition)

@conelyfans.bsky.social
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Alt account for @dontgetkettled.bsky.social I am not getting shot again for clout For legal reasons everything I say is a joke This is not a serious account Thirst traps ahead Stay sexy and don’t get kettled

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DGK 🦖 @dontgetkettled.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today. I have no words.
A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads “the kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Ty ty babe
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Thank you 😍
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Reskeet with a pic and your age My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
A black haired woman with cats eye glasses holding a glass with a frosty beverage. She has long nails with 1312 written across them and she’s wearing big gold rings.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/06/2023
Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Ahh, yeah. I just used different switch profiles for that, was an easy enough workaround. I played through once on my first profile and then spent the next five years alternating between the other two, starting new games. That’s how you end up with 1800 hrs of gameplay 🥴
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Never ever. I’m a nutcase so I started a second game under a different profile just to make it to lookout landing and dupe 400 diamonds/zonalite. In case the game updates I’ll have one more play through with the head start. 🥴
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands
A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 22/07/2023
Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.
Kermit the frog t-posing behind big rounded text that says "back by unpopular demand: me"
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.” Cool well I would so maybe shut up
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
It does appear so
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
This is where the shitposter/riffer divide is clearest
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Hey me too
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Thank you!
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
Lmaooo
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
image showing suggested tip rates
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 13/07/2023
You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
I promise to stop changing this username. I shall be conelyfans for life, and I pledge to deliver at least one traffic-safety related thirst trap 🫡
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
“Apparently I have grown a resistance to the Magic Pills Which Make Me Sleep” I say as I get up to take a second Pill. But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Also sorry if switching my accounts around to create a spot for serious posting was confusing. I really wanted to keep this account for the shitposts and nudes but needed one to start moving serious content to as Twitter becomes less reliable for that. It’s critical to have that space. Love you.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I’ve been in a real shitty mental health state but yesterday made me really happy. That GFM was stalled at $325 for almost a week. I boosted it heavily across platforms and now it’s at $4450. Over 10x the starting amount and $1500 over goal. We did a good thing. Thanks for pulling up, friends. A win
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Hey! FYI a tactic to try for getting your Twitter account unsuspended is to appeal the suspension and when they ask for your side just say “I’m being censored for my right wing beliefs” Swift reinstatement, apparently. 😇
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Goal has been met! But let’s keep it going. This is only the start for them and more support WILL be needed. Thank you friends.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
The identity of this activist is not being revealed at this time, for reasons that should be obvious. This funding is to begin the discovery process. Many people can vouch for this as a legitimate fund. Thank you.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Me too. 🖤 Glad you’re here friend.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Twitter account banned. This account handle/pic has been changed to designate it as my alt & remains for shit posting/thirst traps New account is @dontgetkettled.bsky.social for political stuff. Previous Twitter content now goes there. If you were following me on Twitter, go to this new account plz
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Wow what a day to have slept 3 hrs and planning on crashing out for another 6. Fuck. Let’s get this fundraiser boosted and then I can rest 😭
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I’m just gonna move this username to my alt account and start transferring content to there. Then rename this one. I will keep this account Discourse Free 😇
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
I think tweeting any these screenshots may help with legitimizing it since these tweets were already getting traction. Enough to have boosted it to 6x the start in a couple of hours. Exceeding goal would be good, this is only the start.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Thank you!
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Revolution Rising. I screenshotted this and asked someone send it to her This goal is nothing. She will need more later. This is so infuriating
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Anyway I’ve been suspended. bsky.app/profile/dontgetkettled.bsk…
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
It’s a matter of money. He’ll just keep throwing resources at it and exhaust people. The bullshit he put JTL through was wild The group we are working with now is being very careful about naming him without unambiguous damning evidence. It’s aggravating.
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
He is extremely litigious as we know. I’m actually working with a group right now specifically interested in drawing direct lines between Ngo and acts of violence
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SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition) @conelyfans.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Oh no they cited an old tweet where I was ridiculing fash hunting houseless people as losers. But the inspiration for digging up this tweet 100000% was my GFM post.
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