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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃

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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 15h
SAW LAMBRINI GIRLS TONIGHT THEY WERE SO FUCKIN GOOD LISTEN TO LAMBRINI GIRLS
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 21h
the fact that kate bush's army dreamers got turned into a whimsical sound bit for tiktok and ig reels doesn't sit right with me. did y'all not listen to the lyrics
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
25 years OF 9/11?????
A print ad for Capsmith, Inc Headwear Specialists. It says, "250 years of freedom + 25 years of 9/11," with several pictures of a corny ass USA 250 hat and 9/11 patch, and further down the ad, "get a piece of America before history is gone"
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think when we hem and haw about people going no-contact with their families and what it says about society, what we're often doing is revealing our own discomfort with seeing others starting to pull blocks out of the Jenga tower of Empire and refusing to suffer Just Because.
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what flavor of irony is this
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edible's gettin my ass, i'm thinking about my thoughts about my thoughts
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate fleas i hate fleas i hate fleas
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you are petty and transphobic and should not be in charge of moderation
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fartin' hard or hardly fartin'?
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling this again
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is this guy luigi mangione's waluigi
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i loooove my family planning medicaid plan that doesn't cover shit, especially bc i have no reproductive capacity anymore 😀😀😀😀😀
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When two guitarists do that thing where they’re playing face to face they should have to kiss
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feeling too neurodivergent and unable to sustain eye contact to do my job today
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it is too late to be arguing with misogynists on my local subreddit but here i am, doing it anyway (i am so fucking angry)
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinking today about an old best friend from high school. wondering if i had Big Gay Feelings for her but didn't know it at the time
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there should be a required content warning for elon musk's face
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
have been crabby as hell all day but i downed a java monster and now i don't feel like redacting somebody
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO I DON'T WANT TO USE AI TO ORDER MY BOJANGLES CHICKEN BISCUIT, THANKS
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Wanderfound @wanderfound.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i am going to print off this post and send it to the dem running for house of reps for my district
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
scarowindsssss with my bestie (and my partner who was taking the picture)
me and my bff, posing in front of a mausoleum decoration. I'm dressed like a sad clown
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at scarowinds and they're playing a second rancid song within five minutes lmao hell yeah
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone who promises these things without a road of changing yourself, becoming a better version of yourself through hard work and lots of self introspection, and wandering for answers? They want to control & use you. A machine designed to capture your attention & engagement is just that.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the only thing I want to hear from a billionaire is a wet thud
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
got on here to complain about how i'm tired of the current broader societal fetishization of "goth girls" but then i see the head of fucking trust and safety saying it's okay to threaten trans people with genocide and torture. i am so goddamn fucking sick of the violence enacted upon non cis men
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
aaron if i repeatedly told you i was going to send you to a concentration camp, would you be bothered by that. would that make you upset in any way
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm going to scarowinds soon and the last time i went was when i was in high school and i was reflecting on how much i've changed since then (love creepy stuff now, was incredibly scared back then) and how
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i'm high and only scrolling my phone so i thought oh, i'll watch a movie, i have so many backlogged! and, no :) my wifi is out :))
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max asher miller @maxashermiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You cannot compromise with fascists. They will take a mile if you give an inch, and at the end of that road is mass extermination of their scapegoats and enemies. The liberal worldview is built on avoiding that truth because the liberal insists on living in a world of incentives and rationality.
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
okay it was because he had a LOADED FUCKING FIREARM and also this is the THIRD TIME he's done that 💀💀💀💀
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🌸 mari! 🌸 @nosummernocry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one of my friends is a flight attendant and he just told me madison fucking cawthorne got kicked off his flight today LMFAOOOOOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey did y'all know. this vibe coded ass website sucks lol
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I LOVE BAUHAUS
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
charlie kirk is like jesus in a way. his death became a world-wide phenomenon. his legacy lives on in special texts and oral tradition. except instead of gospels extolling his greatness it's memes about the hole in his neck
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𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 💋🥀 @sweetaphrodite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkaversary to all who celebrate
Venn Diagram 
"Making fun of Charlie Kirk" and "Charlie Kirk" overlap at "never gets old"
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 10/09/2026
Meme hybrid of Charli Kirk, 9/11 and Distracted Boyfriend
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i have said this before and i will say it again to clear out any trash, if you think Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain you are a giant idiot and i want nothing to do with you
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[old geezer voice] i remember when school told us wikipedia wasn't a reliable source for research
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the Red Room from Twin Peaks
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AI stans keep comparing AI to cars and I think the comparison is revealing in ways they very much don't intend A technology with broadly negative impacts on society we were forced to restructure our lives around due to enormous corporate lobbying? One we are struggling to eliminate today?
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine what would be possible if we regarded children as people, not just their parents’ property
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You better believe I would, buddy
Text that says “you would repost a frog” in the “you wouldnt download a car” font there’s a little green tree frog below the caption
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i'm going to. rip something apart with my bare hands
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
watching the newest ghost files and absolutely losing my stoned little mind watching shane show an allegedly haunted doll various video clips
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way
Screenshot from the article in the quoted post, saying "Piff and his colleagues found that upper-class drivers were more likely to cut other cars off at junctions and ignore pedestrians at crossings. Wealthier people also appeared more willing to lie at work. In one experiment, volunteers were left alone with a jar of sweets ostensibly meant for children. When the researchers returned, upper-class people had snaffled nearly twice as many candies as lower-class people.

“The general pattern seems to be that with wealth and rising power, you become less engaged with the needs of others and less burdened by the needs of social relationships,” Piff said. “Taking candy from children might be the least of our worries but it’s emblematic of the tendency to prioritise one’s own needs over those of others.”
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