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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃

@communknitst.bsky.social
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queer as in fuck you mom help i have acid reflux again (she/they)

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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 3h
maybe those adhesive shoe inserts would help???
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 16h
SAW LAMBRINI GIRLS TONIGHT THEY WERE SO FUCKIN GOOD LISTEN TO LAMBRINI GIRLS
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 20h
ooooh that shade of purple looks so good with your eyes!!!
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
complaint as old as time, i suppose
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
the fact that kate bush's army dreamers got turned into a whimsical sound bit for tiktok and ig reels doesn't sit right with me. did y'all not listen to the lyrics
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
victim blaming all the way down 🙃
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
get it before history is gone. they're gonna take it from you like how they're gonna take your guns
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 22h
25 years OF 9/11?????
A print ad for Capsmith, Inc Headwear Specialists. It says, "250 years of freedom + 25 years of 9/11," with several pictures of a corny ass USA 250 hat and 9/11 patch, and further down the ad, "get a piece of America before history is gone"
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
atom heart mother mentioned 🙌
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am very tired of tech :)))))))))
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what the fuck??!!!?!!?
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think when we hem and haw about people going no-contact with their families and what it says about society, what we're often doing is revealing our own discomfort with seeing others starting to pull blocks out of the Jenga tower of Empire and refusing to suffer Just Because.
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
absolutely
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah no shit
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love to sacrifice my body and my autonomy and my health so some guy can learn rape is bad
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ha haaaa fuck 😀
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"the left not taking ai seriously and that's going to divide us" absolutely rancid take
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ohhh the replies are very bleak
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what flavor of irony is this
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
evil little bastards and they don't even know it, probably 😭
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edible's gettin my ass, i'm thinking about my thoughts about my thoughts
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ohhh good luck :(((
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hate fleas i hate fleas i hate fleas
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you are petty and transphobic and should not be in charge of moderation
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fartin' hard or hardly fartin'?
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have been practicing false chord distortion in my car lmfao, very fun and i wanna do more
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
need to get to the point of guitar playing when i can do it fast and also scream. i need to scream so much
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling this again
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(ftr i don't know why you'd be surprised by this guy's old tweets lol)
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
even that feels wrong bc i like waluigi, he's just a lanky goofy guy
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is this guy luigi mangione's waluigi
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DEADBEAT SQUID 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just want to get a covid shot and not have to play 20 bajillion dollars for it
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i suppose this is my sign to reapply for medicaid and try to get a plan that actually fucking does something
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i loooove my family planning medicaid plan that doesn't cover shit, especially bc i have no reproductive capacity anymore 😀😀😀😀😀
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chappell Roan squinting her eyes and pursing her lips
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm so tired and mad and tired and mad
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cognitive dissonance will never not be astounding
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When two guitarists do that thing where they’re playing face to face they should have to kiss
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
plus there have been so many hot people come in today, i've been NERVOUS
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me fr
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
feeling too neurodivergent and unable to sustain eye contact to do my job today
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"uhm actually, women's wages have grown relative to men's, and more women are getting college degrees, which means women aren't oppressed ☝️🤓" you deserve to have your dick slammed in a car door
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the dickhead who's engaging with me most, and is trying to equivocate misandry to misogyny, is actually one of the mods for said subreddit
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it is too late to be arguing with misogynists on my local subreddit but here i am, doing it anyway (i am so fucking angry)
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinking today about an old best friend from high school. wondering if i had Big Gay Feelings for her but didn't know it at the time
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there should be a required content warning for elon musk's face
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🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
have been crabby as hell all day but i downed a java monster and now i don't feel like redacting somebody
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