🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/09/2026scarowindsssss with my bestie (and my partner who was taking the picture) 260
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026but it was very pretty and lovely until then 051
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 24/08/2026improvised some soup and it turned out TASTY as hell 290
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 21/07/2026and so many people in their letterboxd reviews saying they'd take the substance i'm °_° 000
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 08/07/2026finally listening to my copy of this record (it's so painful and GOOD) 140
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 04/07/2026they're calling him the most precious baby who ever lived 160
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 18/05/2026not quite this but veeeeerrry similar 000
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/04/2026"goth boobs, huh? that's pretty cool" I'M DYINGGGFF AHHAHAHAHA 140
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 11/04/2026watched this earlier this evening and it's seinfeld but a24 (complimentary) 110
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 07/04/2026would like to be doing this right now but i'm at work and my cigs are home :| 010
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 03/04/2026beautiful evil bisexual gets what's coming to her :/ would absolutely sacrifice myself for/to sarah tho 150
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026this was engineered in a lab specifically to piss me off the maximum amount 043
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026this movie made me more misandrist AND they didn't even explain why she had the nickname rag doll >:( 110
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026that's a THING that can happen??????!!!! 020
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/03/2026after much delay i finally finished my twin peaks socks last night 🧶 1257
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 19/03/2026cats are such graceful, majestic creatures 051
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 15/03/2026have finally finally watched gay hockey show episode one and oh my god 030
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/03/2026happy accidents (i'm high and took a sick picture) 130
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 05/03/2026my neighbor cats are (hesitantly) taking turns huffing this little pot of mountain mint 020
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 27/02/2026look at my sweet little old ladyyy 040
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 21/02/2026god i love my cat. he was purr-snoring as i took this 181
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 13/02/2026if you see this post a goth girl 240
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026somebody on instagram suggested dev patel instead of jacob elordi as heathcliff for the new wuthering heights movie and i'm 220
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026reeeeeally high and cuddling with eraserhead baby c: 170
🎃🕯️Commissar Tummy Ache🕯️🎃 @communknitst.bsky.social · 31/01/2026took a snow walk and my eyelashes started sticking together 030
![that tumblr post from classically-lit-memes4u but i crudely edited it to say:
RIP to everyone killed by the [substance] for their hubris but im built different. and better. maybe even better than the [substance]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjask4pqnwcat6zz5k45ryqr/bafkreibb47svpkcxgmzz62vq423c7t5mbzci3ylpg6lliz745ccjszgmdm)
![A flyer for a lawn care service [fuck lawns]:
PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
TAKE YOUR YARD BACK!
With likely an ai-generated image of Ben Franklin, Washington, and Jefferson holding clippers, a leaf blower, and a push mower respectively, over demon clumps of grass????](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjask4pqnwcat6zz5k45ryqr/bafkreib6zn2aqbzl7vsukzuum54hnrg6oxkhvsex7ssisinfieyeuhdprm)
