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Gus Chrysler

@commissartaco.bsky.social
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Freelance Reality Critic, He/Him

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21h
“This kid has ice water in his leg” is a kicker compliment I’ve never heard before
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/10/2026
Thread 👇👇
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
iconic
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might've wanted to wait til a playoff round was over to extend Breslow. JFC.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey all, I could still use some help with bills, gas & groceries. Anything you can send will immediately make my life a lot less stressful and me a lot less fucked! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/08/2026
CA: $sacc PP: @StellaSacco Venmo: Do not use this. My account was compromised years ago and the money will vanish Oral surgeon offices I’ve spoken to tell me it will be at minimum $500, likely much more. I am trying to find somewhere for a same-day consult to get a ballpark.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/08/2026
Hello. I have an impacted molar that’s been giving me grief for over a month. I’ve been managing with painkillers/abx but it’s become unbearable. I’m unemployed and can’t afford the $$$ for oral surgery. If anyone can help me cover it I would really appreciate it. Options below. I am sorry to ask.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hi all! I could really use some help, with my car repossessed and my food stamps canceled within the last couple weeks and no job-hunting progress despite continual applications. Anything you can send would be a huge help and greatly appreciated! 💕 venmo.com/u/claymation... cash.app/$claymationary
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
well thank goodness that's all over with
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 20/10/2025
PARENTS: If you hear your children saying "6-7," please talk to them. This is a reference to Newcastle United center back Dan Burn's height and may indicate that they're engaging in a dangerous trend known as "setpiecemaxxing"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Chris Nolan’s Odyssey movie is going to have work so goddamn hard to reach the emotional heights of Cabral looking for his partner in the stands
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
its hard not to love how this guy is popping the fuck off
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England soccer fans went to the Braves game after their World Cup match and formed a Michael Harris II cheering section
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
The Global North destroys whole countries, bleeds whole economies dry, strips whole ecosystems bare, then throws a fit when people who can no longer live in the places it ruined predictably come to the Global North in large numbers, and has the gall to call it an “invasion.”
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oof, all intra-region matchups for round two of the VCT event. rough.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
dying at George McPhee's pissed off JFC
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What's the point of trying to "flip Texas blue" if this is what Blue states do? @mikiesherrill.bsky.social?
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
19-year-old Fonseca upsetting 39-year-old Djokovic. just normal tennis things
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
as good as this Avs core has been, a couple of their runs have ended in some pretty epic flops
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 22/05/2026
hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???
google trends analysis on the search topic "transgender" in the u.s., over the past five years 

flat line from may 1, 2021 to feb 1, 2023, when it rockets straight up to near 100 then bounces up & down to date, staying between 50 & 100 the whole time google trends analysis on the search topic "transgender" in the u.k., over the last 5 years

flat line from may 1, 2021 to feb 1, 2023, when it rockets straight up to near 35-40, quickly tends up to 50 and bounces around there for the remainder except for a massive spike to 100 in april 2025
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the plan was for Harden to guard Brunson for the whole 4th quarter...?
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
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Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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Workshops4Gaza @workshops4gaza.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Shame on all of us chuffed.org/project/help...

The Sameer Project kitchen decreased our daily distributions from 3,000 sandwiches to 1,500 due to lack of funds.

Each sandwich costs around $3 so we would need $9,000 per day to operate at maximum capacity.

Crowdfunding is essential but it's not enough.
We need your donations but also creative ideas to raise sustainable funds for Gaza.

Gaza is not ok. The genocide is ongoing.
Palestinians are exhausted. Children are malnourished.
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hachimura off and Kleber on. hmmm
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I know Marcus Smart has actually been decent this postseason, but every time I turn on this series he immediately makes a couple utter dumbass plays in a row
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Huh. I thought this would be a reasonably competitive series. I guess it's nice to see Mike Brown doing well after the Kings Kings'd him.
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He's actually just continued to be good this whole postseason, to be fair
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Strus with one of the dumbest plays you'll ever see, very cool
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
we've slipped timelines and Tobias Harris is now doing the "too small" thing while going the fuck off in a Game 7
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Some guy: [tries to blow the president’s head off for the fiftieth time this year] 10,000 people who look like melting plastic, in unison: this is why we need The Ballroom
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Other teams should not be allowed to have the best player in baseball!
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 22/04/2026
this is nutso
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Did JetBlue just admit to surveillance pricing?
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@NuggetSince94 • Apr 18
I love flying @JetBlue but a $230 increase on a ticket after one day is crazy
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
crazy how there's always the exact amount of defectors to vote against stuff like this when it pops up. surely a coincidence. a really unfortunate one, too.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2026
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