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Gus Chrysler

@commissartaco.bsky.social
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Freelance Reality Critic, He/Him

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“This kid has ice water in his leg” is a kicker compliment I’ve never heard before
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
...this is silly, but wow I would've appreciated a pop-up like this when I accidentally left the year on 2026 and couldn't look at M-rated games on my Humble Bundle account for a month 😂
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/10/2026
Thread 👇👇
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
iconic
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AR I'm caught up on (what an asshole). I feel like I missed something with BB?
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Might've wanted to wait til a playoff round was over to extend Breslow. JFC.
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
same. disappointing.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey all, I could still use some help with bills, gas & groceries. Anything you can send will immediately make my life a lot less stressful and me a lot less fucked! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/08/2026
CA: $sacc PP: @StellaSacco Venmo: Do not use this. My account was compromised years ago and the money will vanish Oral surgeon offices I’ve spoken to tell me it will be at minimum $500, likely much more. I am trying to find somewhere for a same-day consult to get a ballpark.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/08/2026
Hello. I have an impacted molar that’s been giving me grief for over a month. I’ve been managing with painkillers/abx but it’s become unbearable. I’m unemployed and can’t afford the $$$ for oral surgery. If anyone can help me cover it I would really appreciate it. Options below. I am sorry to ask.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hi all! I could really use some help, with my car repossessed and my food stamps canceled within the last couple weeks and no job-hunting progress despite continual applications. Anything you can send would be a huge help and greatly appreciated! 💕 venmo.com/u/claymation... cash.app/$claymationary
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I read this as "CRAP machines"
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
well thank goodness that's all over with
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 20/10/2025
PARENTS: If you hear your children saying "6-7," please talk to them. This is a reference to Newcastle United center back Dan Burn's height and may indicate that they're engaging in a dangerous trend known as "setpiecemaxxing"
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
yeah. declaring his team "Canadian heroes" for beating South Africa made me wince
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 04/07/2026
CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Chris Nolan’s Odyssey movie is going to have work so goddamn hard to reach the emotional heights of Cabral looking for his partner in the stands
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel like everyone else on the pitch thought he was going to cross it and...nope! somehow he did that!
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
dang it, Maddie! Messi's already got his!
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
its hard not to love how this guy is popping the fuck off
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#NotAllBeans
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
😂😂😂
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Senegal was so agonizingly close.
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
horse you're doing it again
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
now you're cooking!
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
...you weren't invited to the Pink Pony Club, were you?
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England soccer fans went to the Braves game after their World Cup match and formed a Michael Harris II cheering section
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
horse what exactly do these movies have to do with that, or each other?
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
she wanted the position, she just closed up shop because Platner's campaign eclipsed hers. Just wanted to mention this because she's a loser who pretended to defend her state from the feds and did not.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
...horse this is a LOT.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
The Global North destroys whole countries, bleeds whole economies dry, strips whole ecosystems bare, then throws a fit when people who can no longer live in the places it ruined predictably come to the Global North in large numbers, and has the gall to call it an “invasion.”
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oof, all intra-region matchups for round two of the VCT event. rough.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
dying at George McPhee's pissed off JFC
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ted Chiang on AI: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...
Being open to the possibility that LLMs are conscious is the same as being open to the possibility that Microsoft Word is conscious, or, more precisely, that multiple distinct consciousnesses are dormant in every Word document containing a conversational transcript, and that they are awakened every time the document is loaded. Should you consider the possibility that every time you open a Word document you are bringing multiple conscious interlocutors into existence, and every time you close one you snuff their existence out? No. Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time. Even if the Microsoft Office team employed a philosopher who said you shouldn’t be so certain, because consciousness is not well understood, that would not be sufficient reason for you to take this idea seriously. We don’t need to fully understand the nature of consciousness to definitively say that certain things are not conscious, and conversational transcripts fall in that category.
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I am intrigued, horse bot. which proverb has an Australian idiot in it? 🤔
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2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
What's the point of trying to "flip Texas blue" if this is what Blue states do? @mikiesherrill.bsky.social?
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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John Cena's Surprised 'Ooh' Reaction
ALT: John Cena's Surprised 'Ooh' Reaction
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this one did not make me think as much
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
this one really made me think
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
19-year-old Fonseca upsetting 39-year-old Djokovic. just normal tennis things
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Gus Chrysler @commissartaco.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
losing Cale Makar (as good at hockey as he is) should not make a 121-point team get swept by a 95-point team, but here we are!
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