Reposted by colonel bastardSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026when AI companies go bankrupt 144146844841
Reposted by colonel bastardmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/06/2026here’s the thing. it’s not Good to look around for Reasons that someone whose art you don’t like is evil. HOWEVER when it DOES happen, 020010
Reposted by colonel bastardcathartes 🔞 @cathartes-immundus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up. 2135021733
Reposted by colonel bastardsilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2025one of my most popular designs 1758192428
Reposted by colonel bastardmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!! 31130183579
Reposted by colonel bastardsilas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026get weirder 🫵 33116075002
Reposted by colonel bastardSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/02/2026I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds 9674146
Reposted by colonel bastardash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive 2583534355
Reposted by colonel bastarddreadelion @dreadelion.bsky.social · 01/02/2026every medievally inspired artist must eventually make a pastiche of their favourite piece of medieval art not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷 151847827
colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''ALT: a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! '' 000
colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026just found out that mike flanagan is making a fucking exorcist movie and this is where i draw the fucking LINE i need this man OUT of hollywood IMMEDIATELY!!!! 000
Reposted by colonel bastardLee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 26/01/2026sometimes you get hit with the euphoria all at once 427030
Reposted by colonel bastardchuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 06/01/2026doing it out of spite (against myself) 2449122
Reposted by colonel bastardMichael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today. 122130474237
Reposted by colonel bastardSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/12/2024can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔 342852447
Reposted by colonel bastard✨steph ✨🏳️🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 20/11/2025friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of. 1852803070
Reposted by colonel bastardJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025if you give a mouse a cookie 589342229
Reposted by colonel bastardSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse 204123623416
Reposted by colonel bastardAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/11/2025I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on. 1033321591
Reposted by colonel bastardStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party 8093633393
Reposted by colonel bastardGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/10/2025once you relax about the Burden of Manhood you either become a cool dude (nice) or a hot woman (also nice) 625233
Reposted by colonel bastardGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/10/2025"Vampire fiction is for tops and werewolf fiction is for bottoms" -me just now in an interview with a major magazine 3256270
Reposted by colonel bastardEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Ta-Nehasi Coates is doing a lot of things with this essay, but one of the most important is fearlessly using examples of anti-trans hate to describe Charlie Kirk's politics. The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.vanityfair.comCharlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost CauseBy ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy. 4854901780
Reposted by colonel bastardStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Me, buying myself the goddamn little treat I deserve 315327
Reposted by colonel bastardHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest 5397221944
Reposted by colonel bastardSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025what being alive currently feels like 3766051437
Reposted by colonel bastardmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere 12155264735
Reposted by colonel bastardpseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 29/01/2024went running this morning 91955368
Reposted by colonel bastardGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/08/2025New gender neutral toilet just dropped 632274
Reposted by colonel bastardMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before. 4479522096
Reposted by colonel bastardJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/08/2025the best legacy of Harry Potter at this point is elevating three children that all seem to have become incredibly decent and interesting adults 2669168
Reposted by colonel bastardAlanna Smith @alannamode.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Maybe the real Ship of Theseus was the Ship of Theseus we made along the way 232965924
colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025mfw they make a third season of the terror starring dan stevens and stephen root 040
colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025i was already stoked beyond measure for a third season of the terror starring dan stevens but i just now was browsing the full cast and saw STEPHEN ROOT and now i am simply vibrating out of my skin with anticipation 000
Reposted by colonel bastardpseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 21/06/2025a quick comic to dispel the demon of having not made a comic 194272840
Reposted by colonel bastardMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/06/2025This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways. 8533139113808
Reposted by colonel bastardPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Seen this going around but I’m Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George 1099523353
Reposted by colonel bastardNaomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025This is a one-night event but is viewable on a livestream (or for two weeks after the performance) and is a fundraiser for a UK trans charity. 1542482194
Reposted by colonel bastardCaptain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Antonym: Pervegeezer 1351563
Reposted by colonel bastardPhobia @phobia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025rootin'-tootin'-smoochin'-queerin' kinda outlaw 7099182376
Reposted by colonel bastardmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2025re Leaving America… like 1. fuck you! my friends are here and 2. do people think that there’s a country that they’ve never heard of that’s immune to the fascist turn by every nuclear power that you can only see if you look at a globe in a mirror 51837195