iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

DO YOU REMEMBER

colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

recently rewatched midnight mass to torture myself and i feel equally annoyed when i think about how good it could have been if mike flanagan hadn’t mike flanaganned it all up

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

when AI companies go bankrupt

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/06/2026

here’s the thing. it’s not Good to look around for Reasons that someone whose art you don’t like is evil. HOWEVER when it DOES happen,

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cathartes 🔞 @cathartes-immundus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

sorry to spoil this win for mr. newman, but the road to el dorado soundtrack is music by elton john, with lyrics by tim rice— reunited after doing the lion king soundtrack together!

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

yeah i had a feeling that was the case! that’s really neat, i’m glad it resonates with you 😌

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

okay the zoophilia thing got me cracking up like dude no one accuses captain kirk of zoophilia just because his alien love interest happens to be human-shaped 🙄 i have been meaning to ask you tho— do you ship the two of them? or is it more of a profound friendship to you? i’m curious!

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

ough i’m sorry i made that joke during the fall guy when gosling had the dog in the passenger seat, i didn’t realize it was a sensitive subject and i meant no offense 😥

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

pig is very similar in tone and scope and objective excellence (and has nic cage at his absolute, devastating best); cloud atlas i freely admit is a much more subjective experience lmao you’ll either love it or hate it but by god does it swing for the fucking fences 🙏

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

yeah that one really is a genuine hidden gem— i was reading up on it after watching and it turns out that it’s actually the most-reviewed film to hold a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes??? absolutely wild stat for such an obscure movie but it definitely earns it

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

pig (2021), cloud atlas (2012), leave no trace (2018)

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

one of my most popular designs

a black and white typography edit. there is white text that reads "don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes." in the middle of the design is a hand holding a scorpion by the tail. between the scorpion's claws is a human eyeball. the entire image is edited to look photocopied.

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

i think the key difference in the second version is the addition of the little black pupils, it really emphasizes his eerily pale blue eyes! honestly can’t wait to see him in the new season of the terror— i hope he’s absolutely feral, he does unhinged so well 🙏

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

the dan stevens likeness here is honestly uncanny lmao these rule

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

get weirder 🫵

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/02/2026

I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds

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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

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dreadelion @dreadelion.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

every medievally inspired artist must eventually make a pastiche of their favourite piece of medieval art not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

just found out that mike flanagan is making a fucking exorcist movie and this is where i draw the fucking LINE i need this man OUT of hollywood IMMEDIATELY!!!!

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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

sometimes you get hit with the euphoria all at once

a sketchy drawing of the artist with top surgery scars and the words 'thank god' and 'thank you' written behind him, along with a footnote: "i do not beieve in God in any meaningful way and all the things I am so grateful for have come from ME and THOSE I LOVE (and from gay people) (thank you gay people)"

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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

doing it out of spite (against myself)

PANEL 1: a sad little pigeon sits and bemoans "ugh, what's the point in trying...i can't do anything..."
PANEL 2: the pigeon perks up and says "wait a minute...i shouldn't listen to myself."
PANEL 3: the pigeon stands proudly, saying "what do i know? i'm am idiot!"
PANEL 4: the pigeon zooms off, exclaiming "screw you, me - i can do it!!"

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Michael Li (李之樸) @mcpli.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

“put your hands on your ASS” will never not send me

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔

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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

if you give a mouse a cookie

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?”
Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh”

Panel 2:
Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this”

Panel 3:
Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break.

Panel 4:
Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

i love the starry inclusions 🤩 uthur’s tongue looks like a lot of fun!

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 12/11/2025

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

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colonel bastard @colonel-bastard.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

need this on a tshirt tbh………. looking forward with morbid dread to his carrie series because the horrors of this life are slowly making me numb and i know this will invoke so much incandescent rage in me that i will finally be able to feel again

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

once you relax about the Burden of Manhood you either become a cool dude (nice) or a hot woman (also nice)

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

"Vampire fiction is for tops and werewolf fiction is for bottoms" -me just now in an interview with a major magazine

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Ta-Nehasi Coates is doing a lot of things with this essay, but one of the most important is fearlessly using examples of anti-trans hate to describe Charlie Kirk's politics. The contrast between his choices and those of other writers for major legacy outlets is revealing.

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Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause

By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Me, buying myself the goddamn little treat I deserve

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

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