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this was supposed to be my anime fandom account. oh well.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 03/10/2026
What’s your favorite action sequence?
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coian @coian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
woo this I've been going through his movies and holy shit he's got 2 billion-dollar franchises, and both are movie originals can't think of that many people who can make the same claim? only one that came to mind is Harrison Ford with Star Wars and Indiana Jones
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night I was thinking his presence is like a scalpel. It takes a really skilled hand to get the best out of it but nothing else is going to cut that deep. He's either miscast or amazing. There is no middle ground.
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I read something (I can't remember where) that being a woman in your 40s is just getting back to being the girl you were in your teens and 20s, except this time, you love her. I haven't been able to stop thinking about that since.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People gave Keanu Reeves shit back in the day, but outside of being a reportedly amazing human being he also gave us Point Break, Speed, The Matrix series, and all that Wick. The man is an undisputed innovator in action cinema. He helped change the entire language of action cinema MULTIPLE TIMES
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mascot party
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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Started as a little study and became another one of the 'Secret Society of Unpractical Headpieces in Space' series (that still does not exist) 🪐
Illustration by Eleonor Piteira showing a black woman with an elaborate golden headpiece. Her hair is curly and long, she's wearing a dress, and gold and blue make up on her eyes. She is framed by a circle and behind her there is a space view with a star and small planets.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cutest little sleeping pose
A black-and-white cat sleeping on his back with his front paws crossed.A black-and-white cat sleeping on his back with his front paws crossed.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's today's column on the astonishing, ongoing mistreatment of people with #ME/CFS. Please spread it far and wide: the only thing which can break the media's wall of indifference is seeing an article about the issue go viral. Thank you. 1/2 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Abandoned, dismissed and gaslighted: there is no excuse for the way ME sufferers have been betrayed | George Monbiot
Changes in guidance and science seem to have little impact on millions of devastated lives. It’s a social crisis playing out behind closed doors, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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coian @coian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol love how committed the losers were with playing dead
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3458 works better on the floor
A small bunny has all their notes and papers strewn about the floor, where they are studying while lying down next to their pet goldfish in a fishbowl. They have an actual desk, but it sits unused. It is late at night.
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coian @coian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rewatched jw3 huh, somehow the pacing in the shootouts no longer bother me i remember think they were too repetitive when i first saw it in theatre the world building also works for me better now, but that i know is because i finally made the jianghu connection
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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Catmint Studios 💚 @catmintstudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sticker books have landed! ✨ [ #cuteart #artshop ]
A photograph of a reusable sticker book. The book has a pattern of rainbows around the edges and a chubby white cat sitting in the middle playing with their own sticker book. The text reads “all my gay little stickers”
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Daniel Solis @danielsolis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This week's t-shirt is a very silly joke for fans of linguistics, Ghibli, and milky drinks. #WeeklyTshirt #Ghibli #Boba danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/kiki...
A black spikey shape wearing a red bow and riding a witch's broom. 
A blobby shape filled with milk and tapioca balls, with a red spiral stripped straw.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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coian @coian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
related to the last repost I've always been pretty bad at reading between the lines, and yet im increasingly finding other people are somehow getting worse at it than i am
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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Ahana the Sun Goddess ☀️ 🌞 @antisanitygirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
reading and writing are being relegated as not necessarily useless skills to capitalism but rather threatening skills when not tamed and channeled through relations of production disciplined by Capital, such as the corporatized media industry, neoliberal university, and genAI.
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Birdie Tam @birdietam.art · 26/09/2026
I did it, I made it into a sticker.
A photo of a sticker of a tortoiseshell cat screaming,"This is an outage!" Inspired by Princess Donut from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy mid autumn festival 🥮🥰
mid autumn festival calendar day with the moon goddess
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I believe a better tomorrow is possible for one reason: because so many of the people who belong in that tomorrow are already around me today.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kirimi-chan 🍣
a stylized 3d render of the sanrio characters kirimi-chan and takuwanwan
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For a limited time you can get show your love for egg on a shirt! Check it out at www.heyheymomo.com!
Different color variations of the shirts with a drawing of a fried egg on it
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 24/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day yoU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You all gotta see this
Zuri sleeping in her cot with one ear jauntily folded up, one eye creepily peeking open, and her tongue dangling out from the side of her mouth ridiculously draped onto the side of the cot like a soggy bacon strip
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 23/09/2026
Going to leave my shop link right here if you'd like to support a bi artist on bi visibility day. 🩷💜💙 shop.breelundberg.com
Photo of a hand holding up a sticker of a cute white bunny character that is holding a bi pride flag.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Charlene Chua @charlenedraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cat with hat 🎩 See the timelapse on my P*treon ! tinyurl.com/45zmjecb #kidlitart #cats #cuteart
Art of a cute calico cat with a tall hat
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've spent almost my entire life having to choose a candidate from a selection of people who think my people are disposable or outright hate us. You do not convince people to bite the bullet and make the pragmatic choice by treating their SURVIVAL as a superficial side issue.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The thing about Joyce Carol Oates is she posts like a monkey with a gun. She'll get off five good posts where you're like "Yeah! You tell 'em!" but then the seventh post will have to be an apology for the sixth post accidentally supporting race science or something.
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Thomas Ley @thomasley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the correct answer. Neither egg prices nor gas prices will bankrupt them financially. But admitting that they’ve been duped - three times! - will bankrupt them socially.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 22/09/2026
Silicon Valley is primarily an industry of vanity lifestyle businesses based on selection for social and cultural affinity, but which heavily propagandizes its bourgeois small-business owner class (close cousins to car dealership franchisees) as being cognitive elites and titans of industry.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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KA LI @astaralys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pikachu made it to the weekend! 💤 Inspired by Pocket Pikachu, my very first vpet #pixelart #ドット絵 #pokemon
Cute pixel art of a row of Pikachu: starts on the left sleeping, then holding a cup of hot beverage, walking, sitting and reading, flopped tired on the floor, sleeping again. Below it is pixel font reading "all in a day's work..."
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He fell asleep with his tie still on
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a tabby cat standing on its hind legs to investigate an open fridge, but looking over at the camera. Handwritten text on the edge reads “The raid”.
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milkbun 🍞 @milkbun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a cheeky day. Tabby cat! 🐱 #art #cuteart #cat #tabby
An illustration of an orange tabby's butt being stuck inside a box. As we know, cats love boxes!
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let Shueisha know you don't want AI-translated manga. mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/www/custom_p...
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MANGA Plus by SHUEISHA Survey Language Selection
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We want money and housing and healthcare, not a shortcut to living the most basic unfulfilled human existence that a coked up programmer can devise. Some of us are happy. Others of us fully imagine that we can become happy. Many of us aren’t afraid of what that costs.
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