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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Reminded that I think we ought to normalise ‘From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee’ as an email signoff. Hi Martin Here are the Q4 figures, attached. Please do let me know if you have any questions. From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee, Geoff
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/10/2026
Inspired by @captainhowdy.bsky.social
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Invertex @invertex.xyz · 15/10/2026
PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON.
Screenshot of the Nvidia app's "Settings > Features" section.
Showing the newly added "AI Agents and App Connections" section.
The option for "Allow Agents to control NVIDIA App" is enabled by default.
This happened in version 11.0.9.565
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Welp, neither supermarket are on BSky to ask, but I'd love to know why a pepper with an ALDI sticker on it was in my three-pack of Sainsbury's peppers
The packaging from the Sainsbury's peppers, with a red pepper featuring a prominent ALDI sticker and barcode on it resting on top.
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hoping this will be fixed asap, Labyrinths are my main attraction to playing this patch. www.wowhead.com/news/multipl...
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*exactly*
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gonna post this on LinkedIn and see how it goes over
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This took me a second.. 😅
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The marketing manager in the secondary I work at emailed all staff just yesterday asking them to stop making AI posters. It's literally her job to make stuff like that - it's even less work for staff to just tell her what they want.
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DOOM @doom.com · 10/10/2026
happy 32 years of DOOM II
A promotional poster for 'DOOM II' featuring the title in bold, stylized letters at the top. Below, text reads 'Prepare yourself for the Second Coming. Monday, October 10, 1994.' The background is filled with smaller text from various gaming magazines.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I’ll follow up that I met zach polanski a few months back and was shocked that he seemed very human.. it’s probably why he’s not gonna make it)
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I once got wheeled in for a surprise photo op with Ed Vaizey when he was culture minister. He locked me with a cold stare and repeated the words ‘we are having an interesting conversation and I’m listening’ while shaking my hand vigorously until he clocked the camera guy was done. A creepy memory
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*26*??
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Soooo, no mention of the patch for TDA yesterday then?
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, ok, "7/Elevensies" deserves a round of applause 👏🏼👏🏼 Very well played.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning (New Yorker cartoon, by Rose Anne Prevec)
A man sits at a restaurant table holding two chips. A woman sitting opposite, with the chips directly in front of her, while he has an empty plate, says “I can't believe how much more relaxed I feel since you told me to calm down.”
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you.. do you bring a banana with you to every first date?
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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🎃🧙 Mrs (Apple) Bobber 🧙🎃 @mrsbobhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😳…. 😂
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reminds me - I miss the Functioning Toilet tag on Steam.
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If it was an ethnic minority she'd be saying it was justice. If it was a migrant she'd be demanding the death penalty is reinstated. But he's white, so it's clearly disproportionate.
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Ghost @ghst.tools · 03/10/2026
not sure I've ever related to a message more than this one
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Mary Reber @maryreber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#twinpeaks @markfrost.bsky.social
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just been reminded of this. Happy weekend, everyone!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are not ready for how good this is. Absorb the data first, then horizontal axis, then vertical. Absolute 😗👌
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When horror writer's chat is by far the least horror thing in the trending box.
Screengrab of the current Bluesky "Trending" box.
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are a late 70s slapstick sitcom and I claim my five pounds.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@JulieAbridged

Leonardo DiCaprio’s 19-year-old girlfriend, who is 49,

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Leonardo DiCaprio's 19-year-old girlfriend, who is 49, says she doesn't love him for his money and fame. "When I met him, I didn't even know who he was. Being with him makes me happy and calm. That's true love."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@libshipwreck

I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders:

- everyone wants to see your cat

- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it

- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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Jaime Cross @speedyjx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yer maw's calling yer da an AI agent with the amount of energy she's wasting to get him to do anything.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Mogwai Fear Sarah @nogenius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder that people you meet probably have elemental weaknesses you're not even aware of, use your various attacks and skills to discover them
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost every single film here is great (I've not heard of The Secret Of My Success). The 80s were an amazing time for film.
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Men: "FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY!" Bats: "Tak, mój panie!"
BBC News headline reading, "Eight arrested after men fought with bats and poles."
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Samuel Johnson is not amused.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1-2, 1-2.
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I genuinely expected it to be ketamine.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
glasgowlive.co.uk
Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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