Reposted by Cogwhirliucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 11/04/2024Reminded that I think we ought to normalise ‘From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee’ as an email signoff. Hi Martin Here are the Q4 figures, attached. Please do let me know if you have any questions. From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee, Geoff 36824
Reposted by CogwhirlHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/10/2026Inspired by @captainhowdy.bsky.social 719832
Reposted by CogwhirlInvertex @invertex.xyz · 15/10/2026PSA: The latest NVIDIA App update adds a Default-ON option that allows AI Agents to control the app... Might want to turn it off.. Even aside from being lame AI features, that feels like making security even worse by defaulting it ON. 8241952949
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Welp, neither supermarket are on BSky to ask, but I'd love to know why a pepper with an ALDI sticker on it was in my three-pack of Sainsbury's peppers 000
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hoping this will be fixed asap, Labyrinths are my main attraction to playing this patch. www.wowhead.com/news/multipl...wowhead.com 120
Reposted by CogwhirlBuitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This took me a second.. 😅 291269177
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The marketing manager in the secondary I work at emailed all staff just yesterday asking them to stop making AI posters. It's literally her job to make stuff like that - it's even less work for staff to just tell her what they want. 0151
Reposted by CogwhirlMike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(I’ll follow up that I met zach polanski a few months back and was shocked that he seemed very human.. it’s probably why he’s not gonna make it) 0562
Reposted by CogwhirlMike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I once got wheeled in for a surprise photo op with Ed Vaizey when he was culture minister. He locked me with a cold stare and repeated the words ‘we are having an interesting conversation and I’m listening’ while shaking my hand vigorously until he clocked the camera guy was done. A creepy memory 6919
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Soooo, no mention of the patch for TDA yesterday then? 000
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, ok, "7/Elevensies" deserves a round of applause 👏🏼👏🏼 Very well played. 000
Reposted by CogwhirlOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Morning (New Yorker cartoon, by Rose Anne Prevec) 644784
Reposted by CogwhirlBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854653344
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do you.. do you bring a banana with you to every first date? 080
Reposted by CogwhirlRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions 491543282
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Reminds me - I miss the Functioning Toilet tag on Steam. 010
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If it was an ethnic minority she'd be saying it was justice. If it was a migrant she'd be demanding the death penalty is reinstated. But he's white, so it's clearly disproportionate. 000
Reposted by CogwhirlGhost @ghst.tools · 03/10/2026not sure I've ever related to a message more than this one 014041
Reposted by CogwhirlMary Reber @maryreber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#twinpeaks @markfrost.bsky.social 27913
Reposted by CogwhirlOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just been reminded of this. Happy weekend, everyone! 510426
Reposted by CogwhirlDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are not ready for how good this is. Absorb the data first, then horizontal axis, then vertical. Absolute 😗👌 110230
Reposted by CogwhirlDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263651
Reposted by CogwhirlJason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When horror writer's chat is by far the least horror thing in the trending box. 082
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You are a late 70s slapstick sitcom and I claim my five pounds. 0140
Reposted by CogwhirlMascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing 3252681639
Reposted by CogwhirlBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that 105112611927
Reposted by CogwhirlJaime Cross @speedyjx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yer maw's calling yer da an AI agent with the amount of energy she's wasting to get him to do anything. 1216
Reposted by CogwhirlDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?" 211512
Reposted by CogwhirlMogwai Fear Sarah @nogenius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reminder that people you meet probably have elemental weaknesses you're not even aware of, use your various attacks and skills to discover them 096
Cogwhirl @cogwhirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Almost every single film here is great (I've not heard of The Secret Of My Success). The 80s were an amazing time for film. 031
Reposted by CogwhirlSara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875451457
Reposted by CogwhirlBuitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me: 12786106
Reposted by CogwhirlOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113613087
Reposted by Cogwhirlpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world 2365446
Reposted by CogwhirlRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 14935213