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Coffill

@coffill.bsky.social
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Pizzaiolo, cicerone, baseballogist. Also, music.

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cody Bellinger’s home run had an expected batting average of .090 and would’ve been a home run in 1 out of 30 parks.
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Stats @redsoxstats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Sox in the 2000s 14 years with Ortiz as primary DH 45 playoff wins, 3.2 per season 5 years with Martinez as primary DH 17 playoff wins, 3.4 per season 8 years with neither of the two as primary DH 2 playoff wins, 0.25 per season
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kramer Says 'I'm Out!'
ALT: Kramer Says 'I'm Out!'
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks, I hate it
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 30/09/2026
Absolutely priceless reaction from Payton.
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally. That was weird.
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NBC, turn of the music and let me baseball stress in peace
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fox just played Angine de Poitrine as interstitial music during Northwestern @ Indiana, and, I’m here for it? Very strange set of worlds colliding over here
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first notes of “Everything In its Right Place” are transcendent and are probably my music professor origin story. That being said, the “Hail To The Thief” album hit me at the exact place and time it needed to for maximum results. Honorable song mention, “Just,” my parenting anthem.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When some men hit middle age, they decide to get really into birdwatching, or train for marathons, or get into civil war history or something. I think I might become the "get really into Steely Dan" type of 40 year old dad
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion is on a baseball heater and I, for one, am here for it.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My protégé, Robert Wagner the Younger, made a video for More Perfect Union about how the economics of professional baseball actually work. I'm in it. If your dad kicks off with some dumb shit about the Dodgers ruining baseball send him this.
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Could There Be No Baseball Games Next Year? These Owners Are Betting On It.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m on board with just about every other new rule, I’m not averse to change. But the autorunner i something I hate more and more as time goes on. This game is a farce.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wHeEeEeEeEe!
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That game was un-fucking-believable, Also, the Red Sox have just won 31 of 36 for the first time in the team's 126-year history, and I'm commemorating the occasion by playing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack's "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You."
Screenshot of the line-score from tonight's Red Sox game: the Red Sox came from behind to tie the game 5 separate times before winning in the 13th inning.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/08/2026
New chord change day for the 639-year-long performance of John Cage’s “As Slow As Possible.” The last time the notes changed was over 900 days ago. The performance will end in 2640. www.classicfm.com/composers/ca...
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A 639-year-long John Cage organ piece just changed chord, for the first time in two years
Watch a moment of music history – on Monday a single chord changed in an iconic piece of 20th-century music which ends in the year 2640.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
MLB owners of losing teams getting ready to point to the Dodgers for why they need a salary cap
Harkonnen crew laughing
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If we want to talk about undercovered stories, the fact that DOGE is responsible for the wildfire smoke that the Midwest and East Coast experienced last week is up there.
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Daniel R. Epstein @depstein1983.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The 20-strikeout game is no longer Kerry Wood's greatest accomplishment.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Odyssey? You mean a decades-long quest to be taken seriously that includes early success, pointless excursions, weird sirens, fantastical objects, and at the end of the day what is it for? Never heard of it. I watch UConn football instead.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
if we're gonna keep VAR we have to make it much more theatrical. goal stands should result in fireworks and a barrage of hot dog cannons. goal disallowed needs to be accompanied by a deep evil cackle sound affect and one random section of the stadium getting slimed.
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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George Michael's Somber Walk
ALT: George Michael's Somber Walk
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
UConn has won a basketball national championship in 5.6% of the 250 years since the Declaration of Independence was signed. They’re also undefeated against Notre Dame in football.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mood, now and forever 😮‍💨
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Re-join Long Connecticut
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Man, it’s good to have The Fun Internet back for at least a few minutes. What a game.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
/PLAYS FREE BIRD
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
denying a visa to the man who imitates a statue of a man we assassinated
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You do not have to feel bad for Jalen Brunson, who's rich as hell and a champion forever. But as the MLB labor situation deteriorates over the summer you'll start hearing about how greedy the players are -- always the owners' playbook -- and I urge you not to buy it for one dumb second. 5/5
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
58,000 people watching the livestream. Feels like we could get this to a million in the next hour. Would make a great headline.
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LIVE: See Donald Trump's name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens
YouTube video by MS NOW
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
RIP Sonny Rollins, a great jazz talent and the last surviving musician in one of the best photos of men in suits during the 20th century
The black-and-white photo A Great Day in Harlem shows 57 musicians gathered around the steps of a Harlem brownstone, while some kids sit on the curb. The photo was originally shot for an August 1958 issue of Esquire Magazine.
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The student loan system is increasingly rigged against borrowers. Trump is cutting federal options and gutting the CFPB, pushing people toward private lenders with even fewer protections. More and more, it's a real heads-they-win, tails-you-lose situation for working families.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
There are other sports I enjoy watching live more than baseball, but none make me nearly as happy to learn the history of.
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Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Red Sox having absolutely everything going for them the past 8 years but constantly tripping on their own shoelaces and being miserable while making the lives of the only reason they exist (their fans) worse is an incredible metaphor for our modern times.
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Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ahem, @redsox.com
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The same thing of course happened on the other side too — the origin of the modern Conservative Movement was a "bipartisan" effort to fuse northern pro-business conservative Republicans with southern dixiecrat racists.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That somehow shifted to "liberals need to work with conservatives" which doesn't make sense because there's nothing to work on together if you don't share goals or values. Mid-century "bipartisanship" was considered important because the parties of that era were only loosely ideological!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The "we need bipartisanship!" thing originally began not as a call for liberals to work with conservatives but for liberal northern Republicans and liberal northern Democrats to work together to advance liberal policies in an era where conservative Dixiecrats dominated commitee chairmanships etc.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026
one of the single most important bursts of legislative activity in the nation's history happened because the governing party did not hesitate to remove their opponents from congress itself when they had the opportunity. 🤷🏿‍♂️
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026
if there is a path to either national nonpartisan redistricting or proportional representation, it is going to go through one party or another. but the first step toward it actually happening is for that party to win power, and you go to war with the system you have, not the one you want.
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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I will say, “The Onion is taking over Infowars” really is one of those “okay, maybe it is going to be okay, maybe we’re going to make it through this” moments.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"The new administration will prosecute and convict the old, criminal administration" is a winning argument!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/04/2026
Exhaling anywhere near Cadeau, foul. Cadeau shoving a guy in the back on the run, good play
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