Reposted by CoffillMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 46146554802
Reposted by CoffillKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cody Bellinger’s home run had an expected batting average of .090 and would’ve been a home run in 1 out of 30 parks. 3215312
Reposted by CoffillStats @redsoxstats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Red Sox in the 2000s 14 years with Ortiz as primary DH 45 playoff wins, 3.2 per season 5 years with Martinez as primary DH 17 playoff wins, 3.4 per season 8 years with neither of the two as primary DH 2 playoff wins, 0.25 per season 126912
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026NBC, turn of the music and let me baseball stress in peace 130
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fox just played Angine de Poitrine as interstitial music during Northwestern @ Indiana, and, I’m here for it? Very strange set of worlds colliding over here 000
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The first notes of “Everything In its Right Place” are transcendent and are probably my music professor origin story. That being said, the “Hail To The Thief” album hit me at the exact place and time it needed to for maximum results. Honorable song mention, “Just,” my parenting anthem. 010
Reposted by CoffillMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When some men hit middle age, they decide to get really into birdwatching, or train for marathons, or get into civil war history or something. I think I might become the "get really into Steely Dan" type of 40 year old dad 381762
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Onion is on a baseball heater and I, for one, am here for it. 000
Reposted by CoffillMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My protégé, Robert Wagner the Younger, made a video for More Perfect Union about how the economics of professional baseball actually work. I'm in it. If your dad kicks off with some dumb shit about the Dodgers ruining baseball send him this.youtu.beCould There Be No Baseball Games Next Year? These Owners Are Betting On It.YouTube video by More Perfect Union 2269
Reposted by CoffillJames Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m on board with just about every other new rule, I’m not averse to change. But the autorunner i something I hate more and more as time goes on. This game is a farce. 4315
Reposted by CoffillJosh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That game was un-fucking-believable, Also, the Red Sox have just won 31 of 36 for the first time in the team's 126-year history, and I'm commemorating the occasion by playing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack's "Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You." 718329
Reposted by CoffillSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/08/2026New chord change day for the 639-year-long performance of John Cage’s “As Slow As Possible.” The last time the notes changed was over 900 days ago. The performance will end in 2640. www.classicfm.com/composers/ca...classicfm.comA 639-year-long John Cage organ piece just changed chord, for the first time in two yearsWatch a moment of music history – on Monday a single chord changed in an iconic piece of 20th-century music which ends in the year 2640. 58518
Reposted by CoffillRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/08/2026MLB owners of losing teams getting ready to point to the Dodgers for why they need a salary cap 2074794
Reposted by CoffillJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If we want to talk about undercovered stories, the fact that DOGE is responsible for the wildfire smoke that the Midwest and East Coast experienced last week is up there. 3241109
Reposted by CoffillDaniel R. Epstein @depstein1983.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The 20-strikeout game is no longer Kerry Wood's greatest accomplishment. 014131
Reposted by CoffillNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Odyssey? You mean a decades-long quest to be taken seriously that includes early success, pointless excursions, weird sirens, fantastical objects, and at the end of the day what is it for? Never heard of it. I watch UConn football instead. 0232
Reposted by CoffillRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026if we're gonna keep VAR we have to make it much more theatrical. goal stands should result in fireworks and a barrage of hot dog cannons. goal disallowed needs to be accompanied by a deep evil cackle sound affect and one random section of the stadium getting slimed. 1318225
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Michael's Somber WalkALT: George Michael's Somber Walk 000
Reposted by CoffillNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 05/07/2026UConn has won a basketball national championship in 5.6% of the 250 years since the Declaration of Independence was signed. They’re also undefeated against Notre Dame in football. 1307
Reposted by CoffillArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron 111738244
Reposted by CoffillMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Mood, now and forever 😮💨 415215
Coffill @coffill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Man, it’s good to have The Fun Internet back for at least a few minutes. What a game. 000
Reposted by Coffillandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026/PLAYS FREE BIRD 445959
Reposted by CoffillRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026denying a visa to the man who imitates a statue of a man we assassinated 3048851239
Reposted by CoffillRui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match. 168163222589
Reposted by CoffillKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You do not have to feel bad for Jalen Brunson, who's rich as hell and a champion forever. But as the MLB labor situation deteriorates over the summer you'll start hearing about how greedy the players are -- always the owners' playbook -- and I urge you not to buy it for one dumb second. 5/5 2076288
Reposted by CoffillBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 13/06/202658,000 people watching the livestream. Feels like we could get this to a million in the next hour. Would make a great headline.youtube.comLIVE: See Donald Trump's name come off the Kennedy Center as it happensYouTube video by MS NOW 49836196
Reposted by CoffillJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The US is incapable of parking the bus because of our underfunded public transit 836476
Reposted by Coffillderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026RIP Sonny Rollins, a great jazz talent and the last surviving musician in one of the best photos of men in suits during the 20th century 8289811499
Reposted by CoffillElizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The student loan system is increasingly rigged against borrowers. Trump is cutting federal options and gutting the CFPB, pushing people toward private lenders with even fewer protections. More and more, it's a real heads-they-win, tails-you-lose situation for working families. 710528
Reposted by CoffillDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2024[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame] 9395461877
Reposted by CoffillAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 14/05/2026There are other sports I enjoy watching live more than baseball, but none make me nearly as happy to learn the history of. 68011
Reposted by CoffillMelissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The Red Sox having absolutely everything going for them the past 8 years but constantly tripping on their own shoelaces and being miserable while making the lives of the only reason they exist (their fans) worse is an incredible metaphor for our modern times. 2233
Reposted by Coffillmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The same thing of course happened on the other side too — the origin of the modern Conservative Movement was a "bipartisan" effort to fuse northern pro-business conservative Republicans with southern dixiecrat racists. 410912
Reposted by Coffillmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026That somehow shifted to "liberals need to work with conservatives" which doesn't make sense because there's nothing to work on together if you don't share goals or values. Mid-century "bipartisanship" was considered important because the parties of that era were only loosely ideological! 219220
Reposted by Coffillmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The "we need bipartisanship!" thing originally began not as a call for liberals to work with conservatives but for liberal northern Republicans and liberal northern Democrats to work together to advance liberal policies in an era where conservative Dixiecrats dominated commitee chairmanships etc. 534851
Reposted by Coffilljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026one of the single most important bursts of legislative activity in the nation's history happened because the governing party did not hesitate to remove their opponents from congress itself when they had the opportunity. 🤷🏿♂️ 121536123
Reposted by Coffilljamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026if there is a path to either national nonpartisan redistricting or proportional representation, it is going to go through one party or another. but the first step toward it actually happening is for that party to win power, and you go to war with the system you have, not the one you want. 121759209
Reposted by CoffillWill Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I will say, “The Onion is taking over Infowars” really is one of those “okay, maybe it is going to be okay, maybe we’re going to make it through this” moments. 1722
Reposted by CoffillKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"The new administration will prosecute and convict the old, criminal administration" is a winning argument! 752068
Reposted by CoffillPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/04/2026Exhaling anywhere near Cadeau, foul. Cadeau shoving a guy in the back on the run, good play 7545
Reposted by CoffillCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Grant Hill's reaction on the desk cam... Raf too (via Big East Rewind & Hoops) 955782
Reposted by CoffillRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents 492607480