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@codecoffeecode.bsky.social
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pnw gremlin who drinks pourover, builds keebs, plays video games, and reads queer smut 🩷💜💙

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this
The Hellenist @The_Hellenist . 19h
Men must go on sex strike.
Do not give women any of your love until they submit to patriarchy.
Feminist women are undeserving of love.
Men must therefore go on sex strike.

NO SEX UNTIL YOU ABANDON FEMINISM
STRONG WOMEN BUILD NOTHING.
SUBMISSIVE WOMEN BUILD CIVILIZATION.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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lauren @codecoffeecode.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s literally the first day of school. My sister’s first day back at work on campus. Fuck this shit.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026
This energy ONLY
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lauren @codecoffeecode.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ALLY.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One weird trick to literally destroy America www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Exclusive | U.S. Weighs $100,000 Fee for Foreign Students Wanting to Work After Graduation
The proposed policy would particularly affect Silicon Valley, Wall Street and universities.
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Aabria Iyengar @aabria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Actual footage of me fielding any question in a D20 production meeting
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don't wish we could schedule gun violence, personally
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
who called it The Vampire Lestat and not Cunt Dracula
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Studios in the Bethesda organization like id Software (Doom) and ZeniMax Online Studios (Elder Scrolls Online) are not shutting down but are cutting a significant number of staff this morning, per sources.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.” Yeah, because they’ll fucking lay you off to spend a trillion dollars making Clippy able to stand in as a virtual wife who has positive views on school shooters
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Remember how you used to just know everyone’s phone number? Then cell phones came out and you could barely recite your own number? That’s what AI’s endgame is but for every aspect of your life.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Captive Castaways

Mickey, covered in chains, looks down at a tube that rolled over to him, Opium written on the side.

Mickey: Good gosh! Opium!
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 22/05/2026
Call of Duty Adds “IDF” Difficulty Which Replaces Enemies With Unarmed Malnourished Children ggtribune.com/2026/05/22/c...
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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 22/05/2026
Lmao I have been permanently banned from r/gaming for posting my article. Anyway, subscribe to @ggtribune.com for more comedy that hurts fragile Zionist feelings.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Brown v. Board ruling happened 72 years ago today. The reversal of the Supreme Court’s previous “separate but equal” decision highlights how it’s possible to overcome bad SCOTUS decisions. But it took years of activism from brave people to get there. Keep fighting.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Usually commencement speeches are words of encouragement, inspiration, and reflection for the graduates. This just sounds like a dude doing a product pitch, veering into what sounds like an MLM pitch. Would you have a CutCo knife guy do a commencement speech for a university?
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Dahlia Lithwick @dahlialithwick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
By all that is holy, if and when SCOTUS decides that birthright citizenship is protected in the Constitution, don't let the 3-3-3 numpties tell you this is a moderate, centrist court. Rejecting an a-textual stupid Hail Mary doesn't cash out to a push when it comes to eviscerating the VRA today.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/04/2026
Sorry, but if you’re mad that the Southern Poverty Law Center paid informants to infiltrate Nazi groups to expose them, then you are a Nazi.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
Alex Jones posting Tim's fake mugshot.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 17/04/2026
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...
“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”
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lauren @codecoffeecode.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/03/2026
🤗
crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading

i want them to pay for what they've done
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Screaming
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/03/2026
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-…
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns
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Relooted by Nyamakop @nyamakop.co.za · 09/02/2026
WORLDWIDE release times for Relooted’s launch tomorrow!
A world map that features the times Relooted is launched in different African countries. Only Africa is highlighted.
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Tom BPM @Metaphor Chicago/GATEway Fate @bearpigman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I've been sitting on this screenshot for about 2 weeks to be able to post it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon. Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
America should have spent this weekend dunking on the Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy but instead we’re watching lawless idiots defend an obvious murder while the mad king hosts movie screenings for billionaires
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
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It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
Nonviolence is a double standard
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/01/2026
the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
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Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/01/2026
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”
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Sam @postmalort.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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Diana Stein @dhstein.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 18/12/2025
Wishing everyone at Naughty Dog a very Merry Unionize Right The Fuck Now Holy Shit
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Jessie Huynh @artsyjessie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I'm so happy to announce my first legit short film undertaking, Hilda. This 2.5D animation is brought to life in Blender with the inspiration and courage drawn from the unwavering and beautiful human-made animation community. It's finally my turn to give back to my beloved community. #animation
2D movie poster of the upcoming film Hilda, centering a girl wearing a yellow dress and brown hair, and her frog familiar as they stand surrounded in a jungle-like setting.
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lauren @codecoffeecode.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I guess it was sunny today.
Me in a black t-shirt and jeans showing off the worst farmer’s tan I’ve had since I played rugby in high school.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education. The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now! youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
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What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/03/2025
Hollywood Directors Give Their Thoughts on Latest Death Stranding 2 Trailer hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Hollywood Directors Give Their Thoughts on Latest Death Stranding 2 Trailer
Hideo Kojima has blessed the world with the latest trailer for Death Stranding 2: On the Beach. Naturally the entire gaming world is buzzing but…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence
WASHINGTON—Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had unco...
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